We The Purple
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translator in berlin, probably under a cat right now
horror | film | TV | 🎸 | video games | cats | donuts 🍩
you get the idea
he/him
horror | film | TV | 🎸 | video games | cats | donuts 🍩
you get the idea
he/him
I have eaten
the oreos
that were in
your oreos
and which
you were probably
saving
for oreos
Forgive me
they were oreos
the oreos
that were in
your oreos
and which
you were probably
saving
for oreos
Forgive me
they were oreos
November 14, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I have eaten
the oreos
that were in
your oreos
and which
you were probably
saving
for oreos
Forgive me
they were oreos
the oreos
that were in
your oreos
and which
you were probably
saving
for oreos
Forgive me
they were oreos
"it is none of your business."
It kind of is now actually.
It kind of is now actually.
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"it is none of your business."
It kind of is now actually.
It kind of is now actually.
I will say no more... enjoy!
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I will say no more... enjoy!
You're not, I'm sorry 😅
Good luck
Good luck
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You're not, I'm sorry 😅
Good luck
Good luck
The lore was so convoluted that I kind of blocked it out and only half remember it now and also confuse it with other movies. Something about a wealthy family that used to own the house?
It's a shame because the trailer was SO cool and made me expect a much better movie.
It's a shame because the trailer was SO cool and made me expect a much better movie.
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The lore was so convoluted that I kind of blocked it out and only half remember it now and also confuse it with other movies. Something about a wealthy family that used to own the house?
It's a shame because the trailer was SO cool and made me expect a much better movie.
It's a shame because the trailer was SO cool and made me expect a much better movie.
And also procrackeus
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
And also procrackeus
John - dork
Paul - dork
George - cool
Ringo - cool
Guys, I have a feeling the Beatles will be together for a long... [opens history book] oh
Paul - dork
George - cool
Ringo - cool
Guys, I have a feeling the Beatles will be together for a long... [opens history book] oh
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 PM
John - dork
Paul - dork
George - cool
Ringo - cool
Guys, I have a feeling the Beatles will be together for a long... [opens history book] oh
Paul - dork
George - cool
Ringo - cool
Guys, I have a feeling the Beatles will be together for a long... [opens history book] oh
🎵Baby's, it's colds outside
I've got to go amem🎵
I've got to go amem🎵
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
🎵Baby's, it's colds outside
I've got to go amem🎵
I've got to go amem🎵
OK, but this is how I would expect someone named "Pascal Zucchini" to speak anyway.
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
OK, but this is how I would expect someone named "Pascal Zucchini" to speak anyway.
But... wasn't she working 4 hours a day before too? It seems like all she did was remove the breaks she was taking.
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 AM
But... wasn't she working 4 hours a day before too? It seems like all she did was remove the breaks she was taking.
I'd never heard Critical Drinker's voice before. He... uh.... really sounds like that, huh? I understand there's an audience for "anti-woke" content but I'm surprised anyone would willingly listen to that guy's voice for any extended amount of time. It sounds like he's doing a bit.
November 12, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I'd never heard Critical Drinker's voice before. He... uh.... really sounds like that, huh? I understand there's an audience for "anti-woke" content but I'm surprised anyone would willingly listen to that guy's voice for any extended amount of time. It sounds like he's doing a bit.
Brace yourself for season 5 🤐
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Brace yourself for season 5 🤐
The only real solution is to slightly change the spelling and hope nobody notices. There could be a Blond James, a Bundt James, a Bong James, a Borg James, a Bourne Identity James, a Bjork James, a Bork James, a Paul Blart James... how many is that? That's eight already!
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The only real solution is to slightly change the spelling and hope nobody notices. There could be a Blond James, a Bundt James, a Bong James, a Borg James, a Bourne Identity James, a Bjork James, a Bork James, a Paul Blart James... how many is that? That's eight already!
I can't prove it, but I'm pretty sure Joh Yowza and Sy Nootles were fucking
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I can't prove it, but I'm pretty sure Joh Yowza and Sy Nootles were fucking
taking my guitar to the shop: "can you inbaconate my guitar?"
suicidal luthier: "yeah, why not"
suicidal luthier: "yeah, why not"
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
taking my guitar to the shop: "can you inbaconate my guitar?"
suicidal luthier: "yeah, why not"
suicidal luthier: "yeah, why not"
That goes without saying.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
That goes without saying.
As a Godzilla fan, I think James Bond should just emerge from the sea when he's needed without any explanation of what he's been up to.
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 AM
As a Godzilla fan, I think James Bond should just emerge from the sea when he's needed without any explanation of what he's been up to.
Damn, you're telling me "Howdy partner" didn't work??
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Damn, you're telling me "Howdy partner" didn't work??
Pretty sure they're called skorts.
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Pretty sure they're called skorts.