Hoping someone leaves a pound in the shopping trolley, to tip them into 7 figures 😃

When Dave Ryan gives you crabs… make crabenade.

We couldn’t carex.

I saw a guys van cabin start to go on fire once (a vape, be careful kids). Saw him working in a roof and shouted up to him, “mate is that your van”?
Shouts back “aye it is, what the fuck is it to you”? 😂
Very tempted to say, “nice van” and walk away but shouted up to him, it’s on fire. Continued..👇🏼

Thank you Sir!

Comes running down, absolutely panicking, asks if I’ve got a fire extinguisher in my van (I did) … so I did what any decent person would do.. filmed the cunt flapping around trying to get some water and sent it to my mates for a good laugh.
No way was that cunt getting my fire extinguisher 🖕🏼

I saw a guys van cabin start to go on fire once (a vape, be careful kids). Saw him working in a roof and shouted up to him, “mate is that your van”?
Shouts back “aye it is, what the fuck is it to you”? 😂
Very tempted to say, “nice van” and walk away but shouted up to him, it’s on fire. Continued..👇🏼

Scorchio

😂

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor?

Foxes are half cat, half dog.

Made for this. 😂

School kid error, what you want to do there, is get a pink panther and bleach white stripes onto its fur.

Far more feasible plan.

You’ve made yourself out to be a laughing sock.