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· Apr 18
Whenever I see a picture of this outfit, I always think to myself, “that must’ve cost him an arm and a leg”.
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Okay yes, I have had a lot of doors come in and out of my life but to tell a potential forever door that I am just revolving door material, what kind of foyerpist are you
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Okay yes, I have had a lot of doors come in and out of my life but to tell a potential forever door that I am just revolving door material, what kind of foyerpist are you
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Your feelings for me were 3D printed but I cherished them with painted little details anyway, a memoir I earned with crypto
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Your feelings for me were 3D printed but I cherished them with painted little details anyway, a memoir I earned with crypto
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I saw a guys van cabin start to go on fire once (a vape, be careful kids). Saw him working in a roof and shouted up to him, “mate is that your van”?
Shouts back “aye it is, what the fuck is it to you”? 😂
Very tempted to say, “nice van” and walk away but shouted up to him, it’s on fire. Continued..👇🏼
Shouts back “aye it is, what the fuck is it to you”? 😂
Very tempted to say, “nice van” and walk away but shouted up to him, it’s on fire. Continued..👇🏼
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I saw a guys van cabin start to go on fire once (a vape, be careful kids). Saw him working in a roof and shouted up to him, “mate is that your van”?
Shouts back “aye it is, what the fuck is it to you”? 😂
Very tempted to say, “nice van” and walk away but shouted up to him, it’s on fire. Continued..👇🏼
Shouts back “aye it is, what the fuck is it to you”? 😂
Very tempted to say, “nice van” and walk away but shouted up to him, it’s on fire. Continued..👇🏼
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Everything I'm doing fits in less and less. Take living in a hole hoarding all positive space for example
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Everything I'm doing fits in less and less. Take living in a hole hoarding all positive space for example
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the concept of portion control was created when someone inadvertently witnessed me devouring a salad
follow me for more questionable facts that have absolutely no basis in reality
follow me for more questionable facts that have absolutely no basis in reality
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
the concept of portion control was created when someone inadvertently witnessed me devouring a salad
follow me for more questionable facts that have absolutely no basis in reality
follow me for more questionable facts that have absolutely no basis in reality
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digesting carbs counts as cardio as long as the carbs were tasty
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
digesting carbs counts as cardio as long as the carbs were tasty
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i love you friday you elusive sonofabitch
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
i love you friday you elusive sonofabitch
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How can I close a jar so tight I need a village to open it later? Where did all that strength go?
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
How can I close a jar so tight I need a village to open it later? Where did all that strength go?
Now it’s Xmas party season, I was remembering the best one I’d ever been to.
It was when two brothers got into a fight & one set about the other with a giant Toblerone 😂
This thing was massive, about a metre long!
He got about 3 good whacks in before it broke up.
I still ate a bit, it tasted ok.
It was when two brothers got into a fight & one set about the other with a giant Toblerone 😂
This thing was massive, about a metre long!
He got about 3 good whacks in before it broke up.
I still ate a bit, it tasted ok.
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Now it’s Xmas party season, I was remembering the best one I’d ever been to.
It was when two brothers got into a fight & one set about the other with a giant Toblerone 😂
This thing was massive, about a metre long!
He got about 3 good whacks in before it broke up.
I still ate a bit, it tasted ok.
It was when two brothers got into a fight & one set about the other with a giant Toblerone 😂
This thing was massive, about a metre long!
He got about 3 good whacks in before it broke up.
I still ate a bit, it tasted ok.
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MAGA Thanksgiving. High Resolution Download. £1. Whole amount going to Crisis at Christmas charity.
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November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
MAGA Thanksgiving. High Resolution Download. £1. Whole amount going to Crisis at Christmas charity.
👇👇
we.tl/p-wgcmtv0wHK
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we.tl/p-wgcmtv0wHK
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The important philosophical questions of any holiday are: did Hallmark just always exist, did it originate in outer space, if you believe in it but don't send cards can you still get into envelope
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The important philosophical questions of any holiday are: did Hallmark just always exist, did it originate in outer space, if you believe in it but don't send cards can you still get into envelope
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My goal in life is to be as happy as Floyd devouring caramel fudge ice cream 😁🥰
December 11, 2024 at 7:38 AM
My goal in life is to be as happy as Floyd devouring caramel fudge ice cream 😁🥰
Any man who claims that females are the weaker sex, has obviously never tried to get a quarter of a duvet, off one.
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Any man who claims that females are the weaker sex, has obviously never tried to get a quarter of a duvet, off one.
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You're not fatter. Your clothes shrank.
Yw.
Yw.
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
You're not fatter. Your clothes shrank.
Yw.
Yw.
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once again we are at that very special time of year where i do not attend any work christmas functions
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
once again we are at that very special time of year where i do not attend any work christmas functions
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When you slick your hair back at night to be dark and late nitey but your cowlick is naturally against casual lite spelling
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
When you slick your hair back at night to be dark and late nitey but your cowlick is naturally against casual lite spelling
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I’m grateful that so many things are none of my business.
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m grateful that so many things are none of my business.
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The CIA made me memorize the alphabet with my mind. MKLmnop. But seriously why is there a literal street of sesame on the 1 2 3 dollar bill
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The CIA made me memorize the alphabet with my mind. MKLmnop. But seriously why is there a literal street of sesame on the 1 2 3 dollar bill
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A spittoon and a singing bowl walk into a dark den of deep meditation. Zen says is none of you lost. Singing bowl spits out a mallet and spittoon says see I told you, if you got me hammered they would not be able to tell us apart, that was my cowboy
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
A spittoon and a singing bowl walk into a dark den of deep meditation. Zen says is none of you lost. Singing bowl spits out a mallet and spittoon says see I told you, if you got me hammered they would not be able to tell us apart, that was my cowboy
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Weeks ago, the (new) fan was making a tapping sound so I pulled it apart and tightened the blade. Tapping stopped. Now it has returned. I was about to pull it apart to inspect it again when I looked down and noticed the fan leg touching the wall. Moved it away from the wall. Tapping stopped. 👀🤦♀️😂
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Weeks ago, the (new) fan was making a tapping sound so I pulled it apart and tightened the blade. Tapping stopped. Now it has returned. I was about to pull it apart to inspect it again when I looked down and noticed the fan leg touching the wall. Moved it away from the wall. Tapping stopped. 👀🤦♀️😂
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Turkey is great, but not rehearsing a conversation that already happened is Michelin star level.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Turkey is great, but not rehearsing a conversation that already happened is Michelin star level.
This meeting could’ve been a showdown with Chuck Norris, at the coliseum.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
This meeting could’ve been a showdown with Chuck Norris, at the coliseum.
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I do enjoy a middle of the night convenience store run.
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I do enjoy a middle of the night convenience store run.
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Guillermo del Toro's Herbie Goes Bananas
Guillermo del Toro’s The Care Bears Movie
Guillermo del Toro's There's Something About Mary
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Guillermo del Toro's Herbie Goes Bananas
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Our surroundings have always listened in on us, their capitalism is the environment of a perfect moment. "Your surroundings have their hands up, you are too paranoid for the presence of psychic shopping"
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Our surroundings have always listened in on us, their capitalism is the environment of a perfect moment. "Your surroundings have their hands up, you are too paranoid for the presence of psychic shopping"