Bristlepock sounds gross with an early American ring to it. Maybe the reason none of the founding fathers have beards in paintings is that colonial dudes with beards all died of the bristlepock ague or some shit.

And if Nuzzi knows that Lizza’s receipts would blow up a defamation claim, then she likely knows the E. Jean Carroll corollary that a knowingly false denial itself can be defamatory. Carroll would/should be on her radar bc she was a prominent culture journalist herself, after all.

I’d love to have it but the model name would trigger too many work emotions about Lean Six Sigma black belts

This person’s clearly a witch and would float

Arrest this poor woman’s parents immediately

I can take this one for the team

Left hand down, please, Jayden, turkeys are heavy!

Epic cover art needs a comeback! Crazy timing on your post—at that moment I was watching Seth Myers from last night announcing his guests, including one named Taran. 1st time in years I’ve heard that name and it instantly sent me back to my 4th grade teacher reading to us about the High King.

I would watch a news show that devoted a segment to just hearing some different random expert every night talk about what they do and what would surprise us about it.

I haven’t started yet, but it sounds like Pluribus is following Severance’s 1st season plan: full immersion in a new world, use design and dialogue to establish the new world’s norms and the cracks created by introducing the new character, sudden surprise action in ep 9, everything explodes ep 10.

Wait a minute, with dUg is it one or really three?

It’s exactly the same as Bovino unselfconsciously naming Starship Troopers his favorite book!

Not many bands have two members with instantly recognizable tone, but you can name him and Ty with one note.