Wyvernchick 🦀🦀🦀
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Short, fat, middle-aged, autistic, cripple. Diversity hiring officer's dream. I like cats and dogs. I don't like TERFs.
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Mari Lwyd Charity Auction Info
Artwork, books and goodies raising money for @womensaid.bsky.social @refugecharity.bsky.social @galopuk.bsky.social @lovingmeuk.bsky.social and Mankind Initiative
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December 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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A lot of Larkin lives in my head, but particularly these lines from Sunny Prestatyn, which I had to study for A-Level English back in 1990:
"Huge tits and a fissured crotch
Were scored well in, and the space
Between her legs held scrawls
That set her fairly astride
A tuberous cock and balls"
"Huge tits and a fissured crotch
Were scored well in, and the space
Between her legs held scrawls
That set her fairly astride
A tuberous cock and balls"
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
A lot of Larkin lives in my head, but particularly these lines from Sunny Prestatyn, which I had to study for A-Level English back in 1990:
"Huge tits and a fissured crotch
Were scored well in, and the space
Between her legs held scrawls
That set her fairly astride
A tuberous cock and balls"
"Huge tits and a fissured crotch
Were scored well in, and the space
Between her legs held scrawls
That set her fairly astride
A tuberous cock and balls"
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I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
Today Mr Timothy Bits decided that he was enough of a gift to take pride of place under the tree
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Today Mr Timothy Bits decided that he was enough of a gift to take pride of place under the tree
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AND it’s the 59th anniversary of the first appearance of the Gävle Goat, which has been erected every year since and only burnt down a mere 42 times. More on that from @jonnelledge.bsky.social
The Swedish town where every Christmas brings goat arson
The parable of the Gävle Goat.
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December 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
AND it’s the 59th anniversary of the first appearance of the Gävle Goat, which has been erected every year since and only burnt down a mere 42 times. More on that from @jonnelledge.bsky.social
Would you like a spooky Welsh bone horse to hang around your home? This is one of my contributions to the @skullsandsheets.bsky.social charity auction and I promise she's mostly house trained. She needs to find a lovely new home for the holidays :)
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MARI LWYD CHARITY ART AUCTION 15 Mari Lwyd crocheted Ornament | eBay UK
Skulls and Skulls Presents the 4th Annual Mari Lwyd Art Auction Raising money for Charities that support survivors of Domestic Abuse Each piece of art is unique Number: 15 Artist: Sharon Endacotte Typ...
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December 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Would you like a spooky Welsh bone horse to hang around your home? This is one of my contributions to the @skullsandsheets.bsky.social charity auction and I promise she's mostly house trained. She needs to find a lovely new home for the holidays :)
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/15749008...
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/15749008...
Today has been bonkers. I was working at home when there was a knock at the door. When I opened it, there were two people on the landing in long winter coats and cardboard George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley masks. They didn't say anything, which was really confusing until I realised that one of them
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Today has been bonkers. I was working at home when there was a knock at the door. When I opened it, there were two people on the landing in long winter coats and cardboard George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley masks. They didn't say anything, which was really confusing until I realised that one of them
Mr Timothy Bits has been "helping" with the Christmas decorations today.
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Mr Timothy Bits has been "helping" with the Christmas decorations today.
I have a couple of pieces in this auction - please check it out!
Mari Lwyd Charity Auction Info
Artwork, books and goodies raising money for @womensaid.bsky.social @refugecharity.bsky.social @galopuk.bsky.social @lovingmeuk.bsky.social and Mankind Initiative
Preview page: skullsandsheetsauction.wordpress.com
Auction page: www.ebay.co.uk/usr/skullsns...
Artwork, books and goodies raising money for @womensaid.bsky.social @refugecharity.bsky.social @galopuk.bsky.social @lovingmeuk.bsky.social and Mankind Initiative
Preview page: skullsandsheetsauction.wordpress.com
Auction page: www.ebay.co.uk/usr/skullsns...
November 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I have a couple of pieces in this auction - please check it out!
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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Mari Lwyd Charity Auction Info
Artwork, books and goodies raising money for @womensaid.bsky.social @refugecharity.bsky.social @galopuk.bsky.social @lovingmeuk.bsky.social and Mankind Initiative
Preview page: skullsandsheetsauction.wordpress.com
Auction page: www.ebay.co.uk/usr/skullsns...
Artwork, books and goodies raising money for @womensaid.bsky.social @refugecharity.bsky.social @galopuk.bsky.social @lovingmeuk.bsky.social and Mankind Initiative
Preview page: skullsandsheetsauction.wordpress.com
Auction page: www.ebay.co.uk/usr/skullsns...
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Mari Lwyd Charity Auction Info
Artwork, books and goodies raising money for @womensaid.bsky.social @refugecharity.bsky.social @galopuk.bsky.social @lovingmeuk.bsky.social and Mankind Initiative
Preview page: skullsandsheetsauction.wordpress.com
Auction page: www.ebay.co.uk/usr/skullsns...
Artwork, books and goodies raising money for @womensaid.bsky.social @refugecharity.bsky.social @galopuk.bsky.social @lovingmeuk.bsky.social and Mankind Initiative
Preview page: skullsandsheetsauction.wordpress.com
Auction page: www.ebay.co.uk/usr/skullsns...
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Today I had the best shopping trip I've had in ages. I found a White Stuff dress in my size in the charity shop, finally managed to get a Chanukah snowglobe (this was the third TK Maxx I'd searched), and picked up this year's Kevin & Katie in Aldi but didn't over-shop. I like days like that.
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Today I had the best shopping trip I've had in ages. I found a White Stuff dress in my size in the charity shop, finally managed to get a Chanukah snowglobe (this was the third TK Maxx I'd searched), and picked up this year's Kevin & Katie in Aldi but didn't over-shop. I like days like that.
It's a bit annoying that I have a week off and all I can do with myself is go "flop". I have things I want to do but my brain just can't get itself into gear. It was lovely starting my week off with a visit from friends, although it has taken me 3 days to put the guest bed away.
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It's a bit annoying that I have a week off and all I can do with myself is go "flop". I have things I want to do but my brain just can't get itself into gear. It was lovely starting my week off with a visit from friends, although it has taken me 3 days to put the guest bed away.
Yes. He likes this blanket.
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Yes. He likes this blanket.
I would like to report the theft of my brand new blanket.
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I would like to report the theft of my brand new blanket.
This is my blanket. I don't often make things for me, but I really liked this yarn and I'm really happy with how it made up.
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This is my blanket. I don't often make things for me, but I really liked this yarn and I'm really happy with how it made up.
On the plus side, I made myself a new lap blanket recently and I'm finally using it, and I can't believe how soft and warm it is. I was worried the yarn would be scratchy because it has silver thread in it, but it is lovely.
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
On the plus side, I made myself a new lap blanket recently and I'm finally using it, and I can't believe how soft and warm it is. I was worried the yarn would be scratchy because it has silver thread in it, but it is lovely.
A brain like mine can be a strange thing to live with sometimes. This weekend one of my best friends and her chap came to stay. I love them and I love spending time with them, but my brain was on the verge of meltdown for much of the weekend and now they've gone I'm exhausted.
November 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
A brain like mine can be a strange thing to live with sometimes. This weekend one of my best friends and her chap came to stay. I love them and I love spending time with them, but my brain was on the verge of meltdown for much of the weekend and now they've gone I'm exhausted.
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5 copies remain of November’s booklet and I have just ordered the bonus sticker sheet of Mari’s adventures with festive friends!
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skullsandsheets.etsy.com/listing/4408...
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
5 copies remain of November’s booklet and I have just ordered the bonus sticker sheet of Mari’s adventures with festive friends!
skullsandsheets.etsy.com/listing/4408...
skullsandsheets.etsy.com/listing/4408...
What the fuck is going on in DC today? It's all a bit bonkers.
November 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
What the fuck is going on in DC today? It's all a bit bonkers.
Ugh, why is being organised so HARD? I've rearranged my spare room, wrapped a load of Christmas presents (remembering to photograph my handmade gifts before I wrapped them) and baked a loaf of bread. I love having visitors, but I hate that my spare room is my only storage so I have to empty it.
November 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Ugh, why is being organised so HARD? I've rearranged my spare room, wrapped a load of Christmas presents (remembering to photograph my handmade gifts before I wrapped them) and baked a loaf of bread. I love having visitors, but I hate that my spare room is my only storage so I have to empty it.
My living room looks a bit like some kind of afghan factory. There are crocheted blankets pinned out for blocking on every spare bit of floor. If I never make another one again, it will be too soon. My wrists and shoulders are destroyed. BUT ALL MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS ARE MADE!
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My living room looks a bit like some kind of afghan factory. There are crocheted blankets pinned out for blocking on every spare bit of floor. If I never make another one again, it will be too soon. My wrists and shoulders are destroyed. BUT ALL MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS ARE MADE!
Do you suppose he called it the Big Beautiful Bill after Bubba Clinton?
November 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Do you suppose he called it the Big Beautiful Bill after Bubba Clinton?