it is certainly not the Vice President's job to know he can use his phone to ask his neighbor for sugar in all kinds of different languages
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
it is certainly not the Vice President's job to know he can use his phone to ask his neighbor for sugar in all kinds of different languages
Hung out with two Jeds in a shed in Maine full of mimeo mags recently. Just thought you should know.
December 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hung out with two Jeds in a shed in Maine full of mimeo mags recently. Just thought you should know.
for all the Yankees fans out there who think Mattingly should be in the HOF -- I'm sorry, I loved him, but he should't be there -- Fernando V should though, even though he made me cry in 1981
December 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
for all the Yankees fans out there who think Mattingly should be in the HOF -- I'm sorry, I loved him, but he should't be there -- Fernando V should though, even though he made me cry in 1981
on the way to Utah -- I'm not going there -- I'm just on the way
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
on the way to Utah -- I'm not going there -- I'm just on the way
I never put my phone, on a plane, in airplane mode
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I never put my phone, on a plane, in airplane mode
what’s wrong with falling asleep when Marco Rubio is talking to you?
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
what’s wrong with falling asleep when Marco Rubio is talking to you?
snacks. snacks are evil
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
snacks. snacks are evil
the first word in wordle is never flesh
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
the first word in wordle is never flesh
I look forward to getting whatever giving Tuesday wants to give
December 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I look forward to getting whatever giving Tuesday wants to give
when I fell in October and fractured my arm it was because Joe Biden pushed me
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
when I fell in October and fractured my arm it was because Joe Biden pushed me
did you know that at the chateau in Chantilly they've got kangaroos? some people say they're wallabees, but the French say they're kangaroos. Eddie and I saw them, and they were small, but the bio-semantics did not have to be part of our grief.
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
did you know that at the chateau in Chantilly they've got kangaroos? some people say they're wallabees, but the French say they're kangaroos. Eddie and I saw them, and they were small, but the bio-semantics did not have to be part of our grief.
shouldn't the first question in any live interview with someone from the Trump administration be some version of "why should we believe anything you say?"
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
shouldn't the first question in any live interview with someone from the Trump administration be some version of "why should we believe anything you say?"
I had a dream that an ex of mine from the 90s was hanging out with me, sort of, or maybe not, and it was cool, but then she walked across a street and I went to keep talking, and by the time time I got to her she'd turned into Dabney Coleman. This is what happens when I have dreams in Maryland.
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I had a dream that an ex of mine from the 90s was hanging out with me, sort of, or maybe not, and it was cool, but then she walked across a street and I went to keep talking, and by the time time I got to her she'd turned into Dabney Coleman. This is what happens when I have dreams in Maryland.
the first track on my new album will be titled Why John Candy Makes Me Cry
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
the first track on my new album will be titled Why John Candy Makes Me Cry
as far as I can tell the GOP healthcare plan is health exists to be undermined and care is the enemy, but it all actually translates as fuck you
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
as far as I can tell the GOP healthcare plan is health exists to be undermined and care is the enemy, but it all actually translates as fuck you
I might have an apology fetish
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I might have an apology fetish
The Stone Temple Pilots, they're elegant bachelors
They're foxy to me, are they foxy to you?
I will agree they deserve absolutely nothing
Nothing more than me
They're foxy to me, are they foxy to you?
I will agree they deserve absolutely nothing
Nothing more than me
🎶Get a haircut and get a real job
Clean your act up and don't be a slob
Get it together like your big brother Bob
Why don't you, get a haircut and get a real job?🎶
Clean your act up and don't be a slob
Get it together like your big brother Bob
Why don't you, get a haircut and get a real job?🎶
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The Stone Temple Pilots, they're elegant bachelors
They're foxy to me, are they foxy to you?
I will agree they deserve absolutely nothing
Nothing more than me
They're foxy to me, are they foxy to you?
I will agree they deserve absolutely nothing
Nothing more than me
free memorial event for Alice (Mom) Notley happening tomorrow eve. Six months from the date of her death. Which also means we just got the French tax bill. So the memorial's free, but if anyone brings a big bag of money to lend us for a spell, that's cool
www.poetryproject.org/events/at-ni...
www.poetryproject.org/events/at-ni...
At Night the States: a Memorial Celebration for Alice Notley
This will be a gathering to read perform and listen to works by and with and about Alice Notley, who passed away this past spring in Paris. Notley said St. Mark's Church was where she imagined her wor...
www.poetryproject.org
November 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
free memorial event for Alice (Mom) Notley happening tomorrow eve. Six months from the date of her death. Which also means we just got the French tax bill. So the memorial's free, but if anyone brings a big bag of money to lend us for a spell, that's cool
www.poetryproject.org/events/at-ni...
www.poetryproject.org/events/at-ni...
blame, bullshit, cruelty, & harm - that's how you run a country
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
blame, bullshit, cruelty, & harm - that's how you run a country
it's probably a good idea to read the long reports about the unqualified vindictive sycophants running the various cabinets and agencies, but we also already knew these people were unqualified vindictive sycophants & one cannot partaketh in the loop for all eternity
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
it's probably a good idea to read the long reports about the unqualified vindictive sycophants running the various cabinets and agencies, but we also already knew these people were unqualified vindictive sycophants & one cannot partaketh in the loop for all eternity
Reposted by Anselm Berrigan
November 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I like it here because it takes less than a minute per day to figure out exactly how nuts things are
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I like it here because it takes less than a minute per day to figure out exactly how nuts things are
I'll take a 50 second mortgage instead
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I'll take a 50 second mortgage instead
she loved the holes in his brain, the worms that made them, the dumping of the bear in the park, the swim in the sewage, the abdication of sanity, the rejection of science, the bend of his knee to the living orange
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
she loved the holes in his brain, the worms that made them, the dumping of the bear in the park, the swim in the sewage, the abdication of sanity, the rejection of science, the bend of his knee to the living orange