WTBA
@wtba.bsky.social
I am, above all, a professional.
Comedy is a full time job.
Pragmatic Lib. 38. He/him. Cis/Pan.
Comedy is a full time job.
Pragmatic Lib. 38. He/him. Cis/Pan.
Feeling overheated
Home with a headache. I didn't get to sleep til almost 5, and woke up in pain at 930. No therapy no work.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Feeling overheated
Home with a headache. I didn't get to sleep til almost 5, and woke up in pain at 930. No therapy no work.
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Home with a headache. I didn't get to sleep til almost 5, and woke up in pain at 930. No therapy no work.
You all wanted to cut the cord. Look upon what your greed hath wrought.
Netflix Wins the Warner Bros. Discovery Bidding War, Enters Exclusive Deal Talks (Netflix offering $30 a share and a $5 billion break-up fee) www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
You all wanted to cut the cord. Look upon what your greed hath wrought.
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This is because the target isn't mature adults. By the numbers, the majority of birthrate decline is teenage mothers, a demographic that has been strongly impacted by increased knowledge and access to contraception ESPECIALLY post 2008. The point is to trap these women
December 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This is because the target isn't mature adults. By the numbers, the majority of birthrate decline is teenage mothers, a demographic that has been strongly impacted by increased knowledge and access to contraception ESPECIALLY post 2008. The point is to trap these women
They got us pizza at work. It's mostly gone now. I had seconds on break. 🍕 🍕 🍕
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
They got us pizza at work. It's mostly gone now. I had seconds on break. 🍕 🍕 🍕
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god, this Nuzzi book is so bad
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
god, this Nuzzi book is so bad
He's not allowed to stray more than a feet away from the tree
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
He's not allowed to stray more than a feet away from the tree
What if I was one of those empty-headed hotties who forgets to eat?
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
What if I was one of those empty-headed hotties who forgets to eat?
The worst post of having a nagging shoulder injury is all the hot, acrobatic sex I've had to turn down
December 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The worst post of having a nagging shoulder injury is all the hot, acrobatic sex I've had to turn down
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🏈 ARI 17 - 20 TB
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 298 times before.
Last time: Sep 14, 2025
Philadelphia Eagles defeated Kansas City Chiefs
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 298 times before.
Last time: Sep 14, 2025
Philadelphia Eagles defeated Kansas City Chiefs
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
🏈 ARI 17 - 20 TB
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 298 times before.
Last time: Sep 14, 2025
Philadelphia Eagles defeated Kansas City Chiefs
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 298 times before.
Last time: Sep 14, 2025
Philadelphia Eagles defeated Kansas City Chiefs
Finished my soup. Time for coffee and pie.
🍲 ☕️ 🥧
🍲 ☕️ 🥧
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Finished my soup. Time for coffee and pie.
🍲 ☕️ 🥧
🍲 ☕️ 🥧
Like R Kelly...trapped in the closet
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Like R Kelly...trapped in the closet
Mentioned John Edwards to a coworker today (he's also mid 30s), and he had no idea who I was talking about. Like the man ran for VP and had a massive scandal cheating on his dying wife.
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Mentioned John Edwards to a coworker today (he's also mid 30s), and he had no idea who I was talking about. Like the man ran for VP and had a massive scandal cheating on his dying wife.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
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you babies woulnt have survived a day in a middle school in 2005 baby let me tell you !
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
you babies woulnt have survived a day in a middle school in 2005 baby let me tell you !
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Thankful for my internet boyfriends.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Thankful for my internet boyfriends.
We need to bring back bath salts
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
We need to bring back bath salts
British incels be like:
He deserves his own bird
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
British incels be like:
@shepherdaaron.bsky.social Happy Thanksgiving to Julian and Julian only. 😸 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
@shepherdaaron.bsky.social Happy Thanksgiving to Julian and Julian only. 😸 🦃
Guy who becomes bisexual to escape the cishet extermination squads
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Guy who becomes bisexual to escape the cishet extermination squads
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For centuries man has asked the question: why isn’t this cat closer to my ass
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
For centuries man has asked the question: why isn’t this cat closer to my ass
Literally me (not his brother in law of course)
Shoutout to my brother in law and everyone else working hard today to make sure people have a nice holiday tomorrow.
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Literally me (not his brother in law of course)
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You don't hate journalists enough.
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
You don't hate journalists enough.