Why try and address everything at once? Still leave a few glaring weaknesses so the other team can have fun!

He must never feel safe, know comfort

Have to be at least marginally talented or it should be illegal

Keith old sport it’s so crazy how no one in these replies finds this relatable!

I think it’s because they needed his help to do pedophilia but yeah that too

You’re a gutless fucking coward and oppose abortion because the world would have been better if your mother went that route

You are led by a coward. There is no chance of victory

You’re such a fucking rube