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If I had to write a bio for a dating site, I'd end up single forever.
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2 of these bastards volunteered turned into my yard several years ago. They were 3 feet tall and fully capable of defending themselves before we realized they were not just particularly robust saw palmetto.
At least now I know I could survive a knife fight.
At least now I know I could survive a knife fight.
December 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
2 of these bastards volunteered turned into my yard several years ago. They were 3 feet tall and fully capable of defending themselves before we realized they were not just particularly robust saw palmetto.
At least now I know I could survive a knife fight.
At least now I know I could survive a knife fight.
The Christmas tree in its storage bag is her most favoritest thing in the whole world, and she considers it an absolute violation of feline rights that it's only accessible for 20 minutes twice a year.
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The Christmas tree in its storage bag is her most favoritest thing in the whole world, and she considers it an absolute violation of feline rights that it's only accessible for 20 minutes twice a year.
direct-citing the AI:
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
direct-citing the AI:
Tis the season
for stealing all the blankets
for stealing all the blankets
November 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Tis the season
for stealing all the blankets
for stealing all the blankets
They're trying to cover up their anti-lgbtq hate by declaring that no, actually, we're just anti-anybody-ever-having-fun-of-any-kind
August 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
They're trying to cover up their anti-lgbtq hate by declaring that no, actually, we're just anti-anybody-ever-having-fun-of-any-kind
Heavy lies the head ....
August 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Heavy lies the head ....
Someone is enjoying my zen strips more than I do
August 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Someone is enjoying my zen strips more than I do
This isn't my cat (except he kind of is, for Cat Reasons), and he's refusing to look at me because it's raining and I have heartlessly refused to make it stop.
August 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This isn't my cat (except he kind of is, for Cat Reasons), and he's refusing to look at me because it's raining and I have heartlessly refused to make it stop.
Food has been requested. Why has food not appeared.
(She does this every time I'm in the kitchen, regardless of how recently she's been fed, or whether there is in fact still food ready in her bowl.)
(She does this every time I'm in the kitchen, regardless of how recently she's been fed, or whether there is in fact still food ready in her bowl.)
August 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Food has been requested. Why has food not appeared.
(She does this every time I'm in the kitchen, regardless of how recently she's been fed, or whether there is in fact still food ready in her bowl.)
(She does this every time I'm in the kitchen, regardless of how recently she's been fed, or whether there is in fact still food ready in her bowl.)
These are the decorating choices one is driven to when one's driveway terminates directly onto a school pickup line.
July 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
These are the decorating choices one is driven to when one's driveway terminates directly onto a school pickup line.
So. I noticed you making food for human people, even though MY bowl has been less than 2/3 full for over an hour. Interesting.
July 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
So. I noticed you making food for human people, even though MY bowl has been less than 2/3 full for over an hour. Interesting.
If all reference is plagiarism, I have bad news for other authors re Yeats
July 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If all reference is plagiarism, I have bad news for other authors re Yeats
Skimmer, hands down, no contest, game over
July 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Skimmer, hands down, no contest, game over
Well that's not concerning at all 😣
June 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Well that's not concerning at all 😣
As somebody still living in FL, 32C would be a problem here too. Yes, we typically have AC... but who wants to spend the entire summer hiding inside their house?
We do cautions, too, for bad days, so the summer camp kids & grannies doing tai chi in the park don't DIE (bc that's happened before).
We do cautions, too, for bad days, so the summer camp kids & grannies doing tai chi in the park don't DIE (bc that's happened before).
June 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
As somebody still living in FL, 32C would be a problem here too. Yes, we typically have AC... but who wants to spend the entire summer hiding inside their house?
We do cautions, too, for bad days, so the summer camp kids & grannies doing tai chi in the park don't DIE (bc that's happened before).
We do cautions, too, for bad days, so the summer camp kids & grannies doing tai chi in the park don't DIE (bc that's happened before).
500 ladybugs in 4 year old's imagination VS 500 ladybugs in experience
June 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
500 ladybugs in 4 year old's imagination VS 500 ladybugs in experience
Got out the vibrating heating pad for cramps.
The cat is now threatening extreme and immediate policies of protectionism in all warm-and-purring lap-based job categories.
The cat is now threatening extreme and immediate policies of protectionism in all warm-and-purring lap-based job categories.
April 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Got out the vibrating heating pad for cramps.
The cat is now threatening extreme and immediate policies of protectionism in all warm-and-purring lap-based job categories.
The cat is now threatening extreme and immediate policies of protectionism in all warm-and-purring lap-based job categories.
Fetch my chaise longue, someone has ... I can barely summon the strength to speak it aloud .... judged a women by her appearance?!
*faints dramatically*
(keeps one eye half-open, so as to revel in the room's reaction to my totally real distress)
*faints dramatically*
(keeps one eye half-open, so as to revel in the room's reaction to my totally real distress)
March 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Fetch my chaise longue, someone has ... I can barely summon the strength to speak it aloud .... judged a women by her appearance?!
*faints dramatically*
(keeps one eye half-open, so as to revel in the room's reaction to my totally real distress)
*faints dramatically*
(keeps one eye half-open, so as to revel in the room's reaction to my totally real distress)
For prefering reading, this was also a good deep dive into the case (trigger warnings for more detailed descriptions than Sarah & Mike got into)
March 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
For prefering reading, this was also a good deep dive into the case (trigger warnings for more detailed descriptions than Sarah & Mike got into)
gas station having fun with some old stickers
March 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
gas station having fun with some old stickers
Is there a fundraising consultant somewhere sitting, dragon-like, atop a hoard of unknown research that supports the strategy of, "Cold-text and swear; blame them and raise your voice! Don't check your grammar and NEVER say please or thank you! THAT'S how you get the people motivated!"
![Screenshot of a text reading, "[damn it] We'll LOSE all 3 special elections & the GOP expands their Majority of no one donates! 3X-MATCH" followed by a link to the PAC's donation page](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mwgz6yge3gbsi7gdilfodvnr/bafkreihbvxj7hqi3z27zlxj6k3ks5cipwccu5aye5aibjzy3kyqgqamody@jpeg)
March 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Is there a fundraising consultant somewhere sitting, dragon-like, atop a hoard of unknown research that supports the strategy of, "Cold-text and swear; blame them and raise your voice! Don't check your grammar and NEVER say please or thank you! THAT'S how you get the people motivated!"
Would never be able to stop walking into this wall
March 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Would never be able to stop walking into this wall