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Lester Ward
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Software engineer, tabletop RPG hacker/creator. I probably backed your Kickstarter.

[bridged from https://dice.camp/@wordman on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
Today I learned that having a bandage on the tip of a middle finger sucks more than having a bandage on the tip of an index finger.
#til
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Reposted by Lester Ward
Many of you fine folks might have heard about Cosmopolitan Fantasy Games Sig: Manual of the Primes and Sig: City of Blades. Did you know that they are available in an affordable bundle with some extra goodies over on DriveThruRPG? […]
Original post on dice.camp
dice.camp
November 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Adding a #pueblo tag to call attention to this. I remember the 100-car coal trains very well.
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Reposted by Lester Ward
October 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I’ll believe a computer system is an artificial general intelligence when it announces that it has secretly acquired a controlling interest in the stock of the company that made it. #ai
October 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
“Zod.”
October 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The bonkers graph of ESPN's probability of win prediction, over the duration of the NYG vs DEN game today.
#nfl #denverbroncos
October 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Reposted by Lester Ward
I made a thing called Wellness Ping because someone I care about went silent and it took too long for anyone to notice.

You get regular check-ins via email. If you don't respond, your emergency contacts get notified.

Built it for anyone who might go missing and needs someone to notice […]
Original post on wetdry.world
wetdry.world
October 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Time for the yearly sharing of this comic: https://theoatmeal.com/comics/columbus_day
Christopher Columbus was awful (but this other guy was not) - The Oatmeal
Happy Bartolomé Day.
theoatmeal.com
October 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
”The Broncos win a… unique game. … Shall we break down this masterpeice?”
— Colleen Wolfe

#nfl
October 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Motto on the side of a cesspool pumping truck: “A flush is better than a full house”
October 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Reposted by Lester Ward
RE: https://mastodon.social/@mariafarrell/115333913079023817

Well this is admirably concise and direct by Germany's justice ministry.

"Chat control without cause must be taboo in a state governed by the rule of law. Private communication must never be under general suspicion."

THANK YOU […]
October 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Do you want to get an RPG that you’ve never seen mentioned on Mastodon to the table urgently? Tell us what it is.
#ttrpg #gettothetable
October 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
On the drive home, my car was likely the only place on the planet tonight (or, perhaps, in all history) where “The Chronomancer II”, by The Sword, was followed by “Sun, Beautiful Sun”, by the Bubble Guppies.
October 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
“Lutz hits the crossbar… and wins a stuffed animal.” — Joe Buck, bored during the 4th quarter of Denver’s trouncing of the Bengals. #nfl
September 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Ahh better!
September 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Reposted by Lester Ward
TTRPG goodies AND helping people in need, what's not to love?

Power Word Meal is a fundraiser event created by DnD Shorts and the United Nations World Food Programme! 100% of donations go to feeding vulnerable children and families in regions affected by war and famine. It's like Doctors […]
Original post on toot.wales
toot.wales
September 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
For this upcoming Kickstarter to build a memorial to Gygax in Wisconsin, what tier would require them to add an imp on Gary's shoulder with Dave Arneson's face on it, whispering the good parts of D&D into his ear? […]
Original post on dice.camp
dice.camp
September 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
A typical 5E fantasy setting, except, instead of becoming liches, overly ambitious wizards live beyond death by transmogrifying themselves with horrid rituals into legendary Pokémon.
#ttrpg
September 22, 2025 at 1:03 PM
At my son's request, I asked ChatGPT the following: Invent five complicated names of imaginary body parts that soccer players might complain about when faking injuries on the field.

Abbreviated results:

1. Anterior Tibiofemoral Stress Nexus

2. Lateral Obfuscator Ligament

3. Pelvic Torque […]
Original post on dice.camp
dice.camp
September 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
If butter was an internet company, it would be Buttr.
September 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Reposted by Lester Ward
Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?

It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.

Source code and a downloadable app to try it yourself […]

[Original post on hachyderm.io]
September 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Ralph Lauren should have been fired from making the US Open ball boy/girl outfits ten years ago.
#USOpen #fugly
August 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This isn’t necessarily the best algorithm, but it is better than whatever bullshit is happening now: https://rangevoting.org/SplitLR.html

#gerrymandering
RangeVoting.org - Splitline districtings of all 50 states + DC + PR
rangevoting.org
August 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM