Wonton 🇺🇦 🇵🇸
@wonton.bsky.social
34 | he/him | Gamer (derogatory) | Pathfinder 2e | RU-UKR Canadian
bruh how do people live somewhere like this
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
bruh how do people live somewhere like this
getting this pop-up every time I open a page or click on any link on Patreon dot com. websites are just fully giving up now 👌👌
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
getting this pop-up every time I open a page or click on any link on Patreon dot com. websites are just fully giving up now 👌👌
I click on a PC. from their PoV, the light ray is gone. they see something completely different from what I see when I am designing the map.
why? idfk. genuinely no idea. I don't even have Rules-Based Vision enabled. it's just lying. it's a bad tool.
why? idfk. genuinely no idea. I don't even have Rules-Based Vision enabled. it's just lying. it's a bad tool.
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I click on a PC. from their PoV, the light ray is gone. they see something completely different from what I see when I am designing the map.
why? idfk. genuinely no idea. I don't even have Rules-Based Vision enabled. it's just lying. it's a bad tool.
why? idfk. genuinely no idea. I don't even have Rules-Based Vision enabled. it's just lying. it's a bad tool.
super basic example. I have a dark room, but I've placed a light source in the hallway. I want the clear image of "light filtering in through the door". this could be for mood, it could be for a clue about the next room. but it's a decision I made I made and it's intentional.
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
super basic example. I have a dark room, but I've placed a light source in the hallway. I want the clear image of "light filtering in through the door". this could be for mood, it could be for a clue about the next room. but it's a decision I made I made and it's intentional.
this is how I feel any time I try to do lighting and Token Vision in Foundry 🤷♂️
i just want the players to see the scene as I designed and lit it, but the software largely makes that stupidly difficult
i just want the players to see the scene as I designed and lit it, but the software largely makes that stupidly difficult
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 AM
this is how I feel any time I try to do lighting and Token Vision in Foundry 🤷♂️
i just want the players to see the scene as I designed and lit it, but the software largely makes that stupidly difficult
i just want the players to see the scene as I designed and lit it, but the software largely makes that stupidly difficult
it snowed in Calgary and my parents sent me these photos
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
it snowed in Calgary and my parents sent me these photos
I feel like if you install a giant flagpole in your backyard, you could at least replace the actual flags once every 20 years
but on the other hand, the symbolism of a tattered, faded UK + Canadian flag is perfect too 🫡
but on the other hand, the symbolism of a tattered, faded UK + Canadian flag is perfect too 🫡
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I feel like if you install a giant flagpole in your backyard, you could at least replace the actual flags once every 20 years
but on the other hand, the symbolism of a tattered, faded UK + Canadian flag is perfect too 🫡
but on the other hand, the symbolism of a tattered, faded UK + Canadian flag is perfect too 🫡
shopping episodes are underrated. today my PCs sold 8,000gp of magic items and each acquired a bunch of new runes, armor, and rings 👌
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
shopping episodes are underrated. today my PCs sold 8,000gp of magic items and each acquired a bunch of new runes, armor, and rings 👌
y'know, whenever Absalom is being dark and moody, i can actually see the appeal. it's like a bit of Ravnica on Golarion
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 AM
y'know, whenever Absalom is being dark and moody, i can actually see the appeal. it's like a bit of Ravnica on Golarion
although, while we're on the topic of Secrets of Magic art: holy shit please hire the artist(s) that did these full-pages again. this is some of the best art i've ever seen in PF
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
although, while we're on the topic of Secrets of Magic art: holy shit please hire the artist(s) that did these full-pages again. this is some of the best art i've ever seen in PF
all the Eidolon arts in Secrets of Magic: woah what if you had a WEIRD fucked UP creature partially made of ectoplasm or something
all the Eidolons actual players choose: i want a baby dwagon or a big cat :3
all the Eidolons actual players choose: i want a baby dwagon or a big cat :3
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 AM
all the Eidolon arts in Secrets of Magic: woah what if you had a WEIRD fucked UP creature partially made of ectoplasm or something
all the Eidolons actual players choose: i want a baby dwagon or a big cat :3
all the Eidolons actual players choose: i want a baby dwagon or a big cat :3
dawg what. why the million emojis. why change font style and colour every 2 lines. your document looks like one of those horny discord copypastas
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
dawg what. why the million emojis. why change font style and colour every 2 lines. your document looks like one of those horny discord copypastas
there is a very famous pf2 community guide which I'm sure is full of useful advice, but I cannot get past the fact that it's formatted like this 💀
November 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
there is a very famous pf2 community guide which I'm sure is full of useful advice, but I cannot get past the fact that it's formatted like this 💀
Paizo ilu but i genuinely don't know if commissioning AP maps at this super low size and quality really helps anyone in 2025 lol
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Paizo ilu but i genuinely don't know if commissioning AP maps at this super low size and quality really helps anyone in 2025 lol
i'm sorry did Anne Boleyn really wear a gold "B" necklace around her neck like she's DJ Khaled
November 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i'm sorry did Anne Boleyn really wear a gold "B" necklace around her neck like she's DJ Khaled
tbh designing cool gear for the players is literally one of the most fun parts of GMing. unique, named, scaling items have been a staple of my campaigns for nearly a decade
this is from Serpent's Skull (2016-2017), Legacy of Fire (2018-2020), and Plunder & Peril 2 (2023-now)
this is from Serpent's Skull (2016-2017), Legacy of Fire (2018-2020), and Plunder & Peril 2 (2023-now)
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 AM
tbh designing cool gear for the players is literally one of the most fun parts of GMing. unique, named, scaling items have been a staple of my campaigns for nearly a decade
this is from Serpent's Skull (2016-2017), Legacy of Fire (2018-2020), and Plunder & Peril 2 (2023-now)
this is from Serpent's Skull (2016-2017), Legacy of Fire (2018-2020), and Plunder & Peril 2 (2023-now)
what if I brought the pf1 teleport table forward into pf2 as a houserule 🤔😈
November 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
what if I brought the pf1 teleport table forward into pf2 as a houserule 🤔😈
GM tip: an "easy" encounter immediately goes from boring to incredibly tense if you just use the "easy" enemies to threaten even weaker low-level NPCs.
like by Engulfing four guards in a single turn
The PCs know they can't die here, but they can certainly fail the objective of rescuing others.
like by Engulfing four guards in a single turn
The PCs know they can't die here, but they can certainly fail the objective of rescuing others.
November 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM
GM tip: an "easy" encounter immediately goes from boring to incredibly tense if you just use the "easy" enemies to threaten even weaker low-level NPCs.
like by Engulfing four guards in a single turn
The PCs know they can't die here, but they can certainly fail the objective of rescuing others.
like by Engulfing four guards in a single turn
The PCs know they can't die here, but they can certainly fail the objective of rescuing others.
ooze demons killed 2 civilians and *would have* killed 4 more (and an entire squadron of militia) if the PCs weren't there, which I think is a pretty cool heroic moment.
as we ended the session, they're evacuating everyone to the harbour in a sort of fantasy Dunkirk
as we ended the session, they're evacuating everyone to the harbour in a sort of fantasy Dunkirk
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
ooze demons killed 2 civilians and *would have* killed 4 more (and an entire squadron of militia) if the PCs weren't there, which I think is a pretty cool heroic moment.
as we ended the session, they're evacuating everyone to the harbour in a sort of fantasy Dunkirk
as we ended the session, they're evacuating everyone to the harbour in a sort of fantasy Dunkirk
as usual, added some encounters of my own because I felt the written Chapter 3 felt too "safe" and there was not enough damage or threat to Greengold.
instead, the PCs raced through a fungus-infested city to connect with the Militia and save as many civilians as they could
instead, the PCs raced through a fungus-infested city to connect with the Militia and save as many civilians as they could
November 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
as usual, added some encounters of my own because I felt the written Chapter 3 felt too "safe" and there was not enough damage or threat to Greengold.
instead, the PCs raced through a fungus-infested city to connect with the Militia and save as many civilians as they could
instead, the PCs raced through a fungus-infested city to connect with the Militia and save as many civilians as they could
a DC20 at level 13 functionally means this is checking if anyone forgot to train Acrobatics AND Athletics AND skipped Untrained Improvisation 🤔
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
a DC20 at level 13 functionally means this is checking if anyone forgot to train Acrobatics AND Athletics AND skipped Untrained Improvisation 🤔
my players (but also the whole pf2e community at large) are sleeping on how broken the pf2e Invisibility rune is I think 🤫
this isn't just good, it should imo be mandatory once you have a property rune slot on armor and 500g to spend
this isn't just good, it should imo be mandatory once you have a property rune slot on armor and 500g to spend
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
my players (but also the whole pf2e community at large) are sleeping on how broken the pf2e Invisibility rune is I think 🤫
this isn't just good, it should imo be mandatory once you have a property rune slot on armor and 500g to spend
this isn't just good, it should imo be mandatory once you have a property rune slot on armor and 500g to spend
In the end, the Cleric, though frustrated by failing 3 checks to cast spells, succeeded 5 (!) consecutive Escapes to break his own wrist and activate the Token of Recall 👏
A badass moment for the PC even if he didn't get to cast anything or "win" the encounter
A badass moment for the PC even if he didn't get to cast anything or "win" the encounter
November 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
In the end, the Cleric, though frustrated by failing 3 checks to cast spells, succeeded 5 (!) consecutive Escapes to break his own wrist and activate the Token of Recall 👏
A badass moment for the PC even if he didn't get to cast anything or "win" the encounter
A badass moment for the PC even if he didn't get to cast anything or "win" the encounter
There was obvious story foreshadowing to the ambush (PCs all agreed that it's not a question of *if* they got betrayed, but *when*)
and some Perception checks or spells could have totally picked up the Inquisitor, invisibly hiding outside as they entered the cultists' hideout
and some Perception checks or spells could have totally picked up the Inquisitor, invisibly hiding outside as they entered the cultists' hideout
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
There was obvious story foreshadowing to the ambush (PCs all agreed that it's not a question of *if* they got betrayed, but *when*)
and some Perception checks or spells could have totally picked up the Inquisitor, invisibly hiding outside as they entered the cultists' hideout
and some Perception checks or spells could have totally picked up the Inquisitor, invisibly hiding outside as they entered the cultists' hideout
Step 1: give your PCs the Final Fantasy Endwalker macguffin to teleport (once) out of any situation
Step 2: Design a completely unfair ambush which they are mathematically disadvantaged against, and see if they fall for it 🤷♂️
Step 2: Design a completely unfair ambush which they are mathematically disadvantaged against, and see if they fall for it 🤷♂️
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Step 1: give your PCs the Final Fantasy Endwalker macguffin to teleport (once) out of any situation
Step 2: Design a completely unfair ambush which they are mathematically disadvantaged against, and see if they fall for it 🤷♂️
Step 2: Design a completely unfair ambush which they are mathematically disadvantaged against, and see if they fall for it 🤷♂️