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@wonton.bsky.social
· Nov 9
hello.. meet my wife... Lohse Divinity2
i'm sure this observation has been 1000 times, but it's kinda funny to think that emojis are just language returning to hieroglyphs
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i'm sure this observation has been 1000 times, but it's kinda funny to think that emojis are just language returning to hieroglyphs
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I don't know if Bluesky is more USA-skewed than Twitter was, but still almost all the sports content I'm seeing is about teams called things like the South Oakland Raccoons or Pennsylvania Fuckforce.
November 26, 2024 at 7:02 PM
I don't know if Bluesky is more USA-skewed than Twitter was, but still almost all the sports content I'm seeing is about teams called things like the South Oakland Raccoons or Pennsylvania Fuckforce.
pf2e monsters still being printed with poisons which are like "stage 1-2 fuck all, stage 3 you get the CONFUSED condition 😱" feels like the writers and designers severely underestimating how hard it is to actually land stage 3 of a poison lol
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
pf2e monsters still being printed with poisons which are like "stage 1-2 fuck all, stage 3 you get the CONFUSED condition 😱" feels like the writers and designers severely underestimating how hard it is to actually land stage 3 of a poison lol
this alone should end any hopes of GOTY if anyone's being honest with themselves
i'm actually kinder to the writing of Hades 2 than some of the harsh takes I've seen, but if I do have one criticism I'm dying to get off my chest it's that Moros is THE MOST BORING FUCKING CHARACTER TO HAVE EVER EXISTED in a video game
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
this alone should end any hopes of GOTY if anyone's being honest with themselves
in retrospect it's 1000% insane that Guy Ritchie (a brit famous for his brit crime movies with brit actors) made a Sherlock Holmes movie (one of the most famous brit characters of all time) and they cast an American for the role
November 28, 2025 at 9:58 AM
in retrospect it's 1000% insane that Guy Ritchie (a brit famous for his brit crime movies with brit actors) made a Sherlock Holmes movie (one of the most famous brit characters of all time) and they cast an American for the role
pf2e needs another wilderness AP 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
pf2e needs another wilderness AP 🤔
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Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Drinking water was invented by big toilet to cause more piss
bruh how do people live somewhere like this
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
bruh how do people live somewhere like this
grok explain joke
@Meta AI what does this mean
ChatGPT replace the monkey with a photorealistic woman massive cleavage
@Meta AI what does this mean
ChatGPT replace the monkey with a photorealistic woman massive cleavage
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
grok explain joke
@Meta AI what does this mean
ChatGPT replace the monkey with a photorealistic woman massive cleavage
@Meta AI what does this mean
ChatGPT replace the monkey with a photorealistic woman massive cleavage
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They make being a normal person who can write an email or use a search engine sound so impressive lol
Like damn, guess I'm pretty cool since I don't need that shit
Like damn, guess I'm pretty cool since I don't need that shit
November 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
They make being a normal person who can write an email or use a search engine sound so impressive lol
Like damn, guess I'm pretty cool since I don't need that shit
Like damn, guess I'm pretty cool since I don't need that shit
homebrew which is like "I took all these bad feats and buffed them by +2": yes. go off king. i will die for your right to do this
homebrew which is like "i rewrote all of monk, here is 5 new subclasses and 30 feats": i am never gonna read that and honestly no one else is too
homebrew which is like "i rewrote all of monk, here is 5 new subclasses and 30 feats": i am never gonna read that and honestly no one else is too
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
homebrew which is like "I took all these bad feats and buffed them by +2": yes. go off king. i will die for your right to do this
homebrew which is like "i rewrote all of monk, here is 5 new subclasses and 30 feats": i am never gonna read that and honestly no one else is too
homebrew which is like "i rewrote all of monk, here is 5 new subclasses and 30 feats": i am never gonna read that and honestly no one else is too
work is "enforcing" their uniform policy, which is gonna make me wear an objectively worse-looking uniform because i'm now following the letter of the law instead of the spirit of the law. grats. 🤷♂️
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM
work is "enforcing" their uniform policy, which is gonna make me wear an objectively worse-looking uniform because i'm now following the letter of the law instead of the spirit of the law. grats. 🤷♂️
me when defending PF2 Vancian casting: *actually* this is more than a conservative decision meant to not scare off pf1 players - it's also a fun and unique method of casting, with skill expression and strategy
me when making an NPC caster in PF2: absolutely not, this Cleric is spontaneous idgaf
me when making an NPC caster in PF2: absolutely not, this Cleric is spontaneous idgaf
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
me when defending PF2 Vancian casting: *actually* this is more than a conservative decision meant to not scare off pf1 players - it's also a fun and unique method of casting, with skill expression and strategy
me when making an NPC caster in PF2: absolutely not, this Cleric is spontaneous idgaf
me when making an NPC caster in PF2: absolutely not, this Cleric is spontaneous idgaf
a shocking amount of campaign planning and GM prep is just seeing a sick art or sick map and going "ok i HAVE to use that somehow"
November 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
a shocking amount of campaign planning and GM prep is just seeing a sick art or sick map and going "ok i HAVE to use that somehow"
bit annoyed that Wardruna did a whole month-long US tour and their ONLY stop in Canada was 1 day in Toronto 🫠
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
bit annoyed that Wardruna did a whole month-long US tour and their ONLY stop in Canada was 1 day in Toronto 🫠
shopping neurodivergently
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
shopping neurodivergently
getting this pop-up every time I open a page or click on any link on Patreon dot com. websites are just fully giving up now 👌👌
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
getting this pop-up every time I open a page or click on any link on Patreon dot com. websites are just fully giving up now 👌👌
that's right using ChatGPT is heresy now
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
that's right using ChatGPT is heresy now
crazy of them to release it the same month as Slay the Spire 2 now no one's gonna play your expansion lol!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
crazy of them to release it the same month as Slay the Spire 2 now no one's gonna play your expansion lol!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
just saw a wedding photo where the bride wore a black dress and holy shit more people should do this 👀
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 AM
just saw a wedding photo where the bride wore a black dress and holy shit more people should do this 👀
i will truly never understand Foundry's nonsense vision settings
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
i will truly never understand Foundry's nonsense vision settings
it snowed in Calgary and my parents sent me these photos
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
it snowed in Calgary and my parents sent me these photos
vaguely overheard a group of young women in conversation and one of them used the phrase "Millennial men" oh no
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
vaguely overheard a group of young women in conversation and one of them used the phrase "Millennial men" oh no
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there has been no meaningful improvement in the devices or their functionality in 10 years in any way that affects what any normal person uses them to do, people only switch when forced updates cause a device which worked fine yesterday to lag so bad you can't type at full speed until you replace it
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
there has been no meaningful improvement in the devices or their functionality in 10 years in any way that affects what any normal person uses them to do, people only switch when forced updates cause a device which worked fine yesterday to lag so bad you can't type at full speed until you replace it