Wojtek Borowicz
@wojtekborowicz.bsky.social
The fans reaction? Straight into my veins
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The fans reaction? Straight into my veins
My partner gave me a writerdeck as a gift and I am ✨obsessed✨
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
My partner gave me a writerdeck as a gift and I am ✨obsessed✨
Snake! Snake!! Snaaaaaake!!
November 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Snake! Snake!! Snaaaaaake!!
I think they have space for one more
October 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I think they have space for one more
Met a pony who wants to be in an emo band
October 11, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Met a pony who wants to be in an emo band
BON CHANCE - TRIPLE CHEESE DARK BREAD CRISPS
Bought them out of curiosity (one could say I took a Chance) expecting something grim. And... they're not bad! Delightfully cheesy but the dark bread aftertaste is a touch too bitter for me.
6/10 but make it more if you're a bread person.
Bought them out of curiosity (one could say I took a Chance) expecting something grim. And... they're not bad! Delightfully cheesy but the dark bread aftertaste is a touch too bitter for me.
6/10 but make it more if you're a bread person.
October 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
BON CHANCE - TRIPLE CHEESE DARK BREAD CRISPS
Bought them out of curiosity (one could say I took a Chance) expecting something grim. And... they're not bad! Delightfully cheesy but the dark bread aftertaste is a touch too bitter for me.
6/10 but make it more if you're a bread person.
Bought them out of curiosity (one could say I took a Chance) expecting something grim. And... they're not bad! Delightfully cheesy but the dark bread aftertaste is a touch too bitter for me.
6/10 but make it more if you're a bread person.
FLINT - ASPIC AND HORSERADISH
What kind of deranged mind comes up with aspic-flavoured crisps? Are they okay? Why???
Whoever you are, you are a disgusting, filthy GENIUS. The horseradish kick is fantastic, the crunch nuclear, the packet just the right size for a small snack.
Art.
9/10
What kind of deranged mind comes up with aspic-flavoured crisps? Are they okay? Why???
Whoever you are, you are a disgusting, filthy GENIUS. The horseradish kick is fantastic, the crunch nuclear, the packet just the right size for a small snack.
Art.
9/10
September 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
FLINT - ASPIC AND HORSERADISH
What kind of deranged mind comes up with aspic-flavoured crisps? Are they okay? Why???
Whoever you are, you are a disgusting, filthy GENIUS. The horseradish kick is fantastic, the crunch nuclear, the packet just the right size for a small snack.
Art.
9/10
What kind of deranged mind comes up with aspic-flavoured crisps? Are they okay? Why???
Whoever you are, you are a disgusting, filthy GENIUS. The horseradish kick is fantastic, the crunch nuclear, the packet just the right size for a small snack.
Art.
9/10
TESCO - SPICE BAG
Ooh boyo! Tesco doing absolute alchemy in their crisps labs. Just the right amount of seasoning to have a bit of a kick but not overpower the potato. Exactly the energy you want from a spice bag. Thin but with decent crunch still. Engineered to perfection. Proper science.
8/10
Ooh boyo! Tesco doing absolute alchemy in their crisps labs. Just the right amount of seasoning to have a bit of a kick but not overpower the potato. Exactly the energy you want from a spice bag. Thin but with decent crunch still. Engineered to perfection. Proper science.
8/10
September 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
TESCO - SPICE BAG
Ooh boyo! Tesco doing absolute alchemy in their crisps labs. Just the right amount of seasoning to have a bit of a kick but not overpower the potato. Exactly the energy you want from a spice bag. Thin but with decent crunch still. Engineered to perfection. Proper science.
8/10
Ooh boyo! Tesco doing absolute alchemy in their crisps labs. Just the right amount of seasoning to have a bit of a kick but not overpower the potato. Exactly the energy you want from a spice bag. Thin but with decent crunch still. Engineered to perfection. Proper science.
8/10
UNCLE SABA'S - KETCHUP POPPADOMS
What a letdown. I don't even hate lentil crisps (they can be tasty!) but come on now, at least try to make them good. Weak flavouring and kind of... bitter? Unpleasant experience. Do better Unc.
3/10
What a letdown. I don't even hate lentil crisps (they can be tasty!) but come on now, at least try to make them good. Weak flavouring and kind of... bitter? Unpleasant experience. Do better Unc.
3/10
September 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
UNCLE SABA'S - KETCHUP POPPADOMS
What a letdown. I don't even hate lentil crisps (they can be tasty!) but come on now, at least try to make them good. Weak flavouring and kind of... bitter? Unpleasant experience. Do better Unc.
3/10
What a letdown. I don't even hate lentil crisps (they can be tasty!) but come on now, at least try to make them good. Weak flavouring and kind of... bitter? Unpleasant experience. Do better Unc.
3/10
Okay one more for a good start.
CHEETOS - GINGER AND SOY SAUCE
Ginger-flavoured shnack! Exciting!
Alas, Cheetos sit on a throne of lies. No hint of ginger or soy sauce. The seasoning is best described as 'chemicals to coat crisps in'. Tasty but generic. Would be a 7 but docking 1 for lying.
6/10
CHEETOS - GINGER AND SOY SAUCE
Ginger-flavoured shnack! Exciting!
Alas, Cheetos sit on a throne of lies. No hint of ginger or soy sauce. The seasoning is best described as 'chemicals to coat crisps in'. Tasty but generic. Would be a 7 but docking 1 for lying.
6/10
September 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Okay one more for a good start.
CHEETOS - GINGER AND SOY SAUCE
Ginger-flavoured shnack! Exciting!
Alas, Cheetos sit on a throne of lies. No hint of ginger or soy sauce. The seasoning is best described as 'chemicals to coat crisps in'. Tasty but generic. Would be a 7 but docking 1 for lying.
6/10
CHEETOS - GINGER AND SOY SAUCE
Ginger-flavoured shnack! Exciting!
Alas, Cheetos sit on a throne of lies. No hint of ginger or soy sauce. The seasoning is best described as 'chemicals to coat crisps in'. Tasty but generic. Would be a 7 but docking 1 for lying.
6/10
I decided I should provide a community service and post more about what I'm truly knowledgeable about. Snacks. Here we go.
BAKE ROLLS - PIZZA
Classic. I've been snacking on these for like 20 years. Unreal crunch (not for the faint of teeth). Great flavour but uneven coating.
9/10
BAKE ROLLS - PIZZA
Classic. I've been snacking on these for like 20 years. Unreal crunch (not for the faint of teeth). Great flavour but uneven coating.
9/10
September 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I decided I should provide a community service and post more about what I'm truly knowledgeable about. Snacks. Here we go.
BAKE ROLLS - PIZZA
Classic. I've been snacking on these for like 20 years. Unreal crunch (not for the faint of teeth). Great flavour but uneven coating.
9/10
BAKE ROLLS - PIZZA
Classic. I've been snacking on these for like 20 years. Unreal crunch (not for the faint of teeth). Great flavour but uneven coating.
9/10
Right in the feels
September 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Right in the feels
this is so fucking embarrassing
August 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
this is so fucking embarrassing
Sorry why is @irishtimes.com devoting an entire news item to random rants of a boomer from the disney villain reject pile?
That entire piece is just a collection of quotes. What makes it newsworthy? He is just a banker with a creepy stache.
That entire piece is just a collection of quotes. What makes it newsworthy? He is just a banker with a creepy stache.
August 5, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Sorry why is @irishtimes.com devoting an entire news item to random rants of a boomer from the disney villain reject pile?
That entire piece is just a collection of quotes. What makes it newsworthy? He is just a banker with a creepy stache.
That entire piece is just a collection of quotes. What makes it newsworthy? He is just a banker with a creepy stache.
This is from a review someone left for Thousand Lives 😭
It feels very special to have made something someone connected with so personally.
It feels very special to have made something someone connected with so personally.
July 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This is from a review someone left for Thousand Lives 😭
It feels very special to have made something someone connected with so personally.
It feels very special to have made something someone connected with so personally.
'every 16 should have a toilet on board'
my brother in christ do you hear yourself? have you ever taken a city bus?
Also for the record this is the jewel of landscaping that we couldn't possibly spoil with a 7 sq m toilet.
It's a junction! Get over yourself!!
my brother in christ do you hear yourself? have you ever taken a city bus?
Also for the record this is the jewel of landscaping that we couldn't possibly spoil with a 7 sq m toilet.
It's a junction! Get over yourself!!
July 11, 2025 at 9:45 AM
'every 16 should have a toilet on board'
my brother in christ do you hear yourself? have you ever taken a city bus?
Also for the record this is the jewel of landscaping that we couldn't possibly spoil with a 7 sq m toilet.
It's a junction! Get over yourself!!
my brother in christ do you hear yourself? have you ever taken a city bus?
Also for the record this is the jewel of landscaping that we couldn't possibly spoil with a 7 sq m toilet.
It's a junction! Get over yourself!!
Residents are SHOCKED AND DISMAYED at the idea of an amenity.
I am begging the good people of south Dublin to get a fucking grip
I am begging the good people of south Dublin to get a fucking grip
July 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Residents are SHOCKED AND DISMAYED at the idea of an amenity.
I am begging the good people of south Dublin to get a fucking grip
I am begging the good people of south Dublin to get a fucking grip
Incredible find in @littledeercomics.bsky.social today
July 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Incredible find in @littledeercomics.bsky.social today
It's barely noon and I'm already having a hall of fame shit day BUT a record I ordered a while back just arrived and I have to say Justice on vinyl hits just right
July 1, 2025 at 12:00 PM
It's barely noon and I'm already having a hall of fame shit day BUT a record I ordered a while back just arrived and I have to say Justice on vinyl hits just right
Against better judgement I went to check out this subreddit and predictably, the horrors persist
June 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Against better judgement I went to check out this subreddit and predictably, the horrors persist
Nut Engineers absolutely cooking with these in the depths of Tesco Finest Labs.
S tier snacks, 10/10
S tier snacks, 10/10
June 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Nut Engineers absolutely cooking with these in the depths of Tesco Finest Labs.
S tier snacks, 10/10
S tier snacks, 10/10
This guy runs an extremely normal website for, uh, 'eugenic breeding'
June 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
This guy runs an extremely normal website for, uh, 'eugenic breeding'
I love that my health insurance sends me marketing texts in the tone of Ryanair deals but instead of a 30 quid flights to Croatia it's more like 'wouldn't it be fun to break your leg and go to Tallaght'
May 29, 2025 at 10:39 AM
I love that my health insurance sends me marketing texts in the tone of Ryanair deals but instead of a 30 quid flights to Croatia it's more like 'wouldn't it be fun to break your leg and go to Tallaght'