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WobblyCPA
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Someone approves of the turkey and is looking for additional samples.
Creamy orange cat on the floor by the dinning room table. His tail is curled around the table leg and he’s looking up hopefully.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Me doing the first temp check on the bird and it’s done and perfect:

[James Brown voice] I wanna hit it and quit it! Can we hit it and quit it?!”
A glorious glistening reddish brown smoked turkey on a foil pan in a bullet smoker.
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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🎵She was
an American Crow🎶
Picture of an American crow standing on a fence.
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Floof smells turkey.
Fluffy orange cat stands on its hind legs against a kitchen island sniffing the air. On the island is a light blue and white igloo cooler in which a turkey was brined.
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Sort of like this (with accompanying key)?
Gas fireplace gas valve with key
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Look what they did to our boy.
Big Bird hawking Romaine lettuce (Big Bird is printed on the packaging).
October 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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My boy and I wish y’all well.
Orange / cream cat resting his head on my arm, while he rests on the back of our couch. The couch is a mint green that compliments his eyes.
September 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Oh, well. This is very believable.
At a news conference on Wednesday morning, Joe Rothrock, the head of the FBI field office in Dallas, said that "rounds that were found near the suspected shooter contain messages that are anti- Ice in nature" One of the unspent shell casings recovered was engraved with the phrase "ANTI ICE", according to a post from the FBI director, Kash Patel.
September 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Here’s a special Mouseketool we can save for later.
Gloved hand holding a lit Molotov cocktail.
September 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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The Hives Forever
Forever The Hives
PDX Revolution Hall marque listing The Hives and other bands that I’m sure are fine.
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Where might I have been?
A brightly lit stage with multicolored lights and the word “Vaseline” on a large screen. In the foreground is the silhouettes of concert-goers and beach balls in the air.
September 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Fake book cover featuring a raptor (hawk?) and the title “I’ll Shit Right in Your Goddamn Mouth”, with subtitle of “Fucking dare me”.
September 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Chicago
Closing of the Oasis show in Chicago. Noel playing guitar on the left screen, Liam with a tambourine on his head on the right screen, and a sunset on the middle screen. Fireworks are going off over the stage.
August 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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On the Dan Ryan rushing to get to the Oasis concert that starts in 8hrs.
Astronaut swinging a golf club while driving a red convertible from the Simpsons.
August 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I have questions.
Rubber stamp of what appears to be an anus.
August 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Fucking hell. Seems more permanent.
Blue highway exist sign on I-94 that says “Oasis”.
August 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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A photo of Parish Brewing’s DDH Ghost Daydream IPA can next to a glass from Brash Brewing in Houston, TX filled with said beverage. Both containers sit on a teak porch table.
August 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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@regimecpa.bsky.social Can check?
4-pack of Parrish Brewing’s DDH Ghost in the Machine IPA: “Ghost Daydream”.
August 16, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Our gentleman was slightly more insistent.

“Father, I must speak to you about the dinner situation.”
Orange cat on the arm rest of a chair, one paw extended to rest on my forearm.
August 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Went to the Oregon coast and saw some amazing exploding whale art.
Landscape painting with famous Oregon exploding whale in the background.
July 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Neighborhood crow inquiring as to the peanut distribution schedule today.
Crow cawing on the roof peak of a neighboring house.
July 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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My comment in the group chat:
Chat Tex that reads “Also, if I cheat on my wife and quote song lyrics in my apology, I expect you both to pistol whip me.” followed by a GIF of Homer Simpson imagining pistol whip like Cool Whip.
July 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Oscar Isaac hugging Pedro Pascal
July 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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That’s the stuff.
Glass on a table with gin, ginger beer, and ginger ale in it, with a lime. A can of ginger ale sits next to the drink.
July 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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My skinny ass sticks. Well. One of them.
White man’s thigh and leg with a pale blue HOKA running shoe.
July 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM