Withnail Jones
@withnailjones.bsky.social
Well hello. I don’t tolerate headbangers. If you open with a DM, I’ll block you. Apart from that I’m lovely.
Hi @mrjamesob.bsky.social you were wondering yesterday who Brian is. Here you go.
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'I love you. What? I love you. It's been nice. But I love Brian. Who's Brian? He's my...' - Bronson
Charles Bronson:
I love you.
Alison:
What?
Charles Bronson:
[repeats himself]
I love you.
Alison:
It's been nice. But I love Brian.
Charles Bronson:
[taken aback]
Who's Brian?
Alison:
He's my boy...
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February 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hi @mrjamesob.bsky.social you were wondering yesterday who Brian is. Here you go.
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Sky Sports’ selected Game Of The Day is champion certainties Liverpool at home to relegation almost certainties Ipswich.
Not the game between the two teams, Bournemouth and Nottingham Forest, who are punching way above their weight.
Not the game between the two teams, Bournemouth and Nottingham Forest, who are punching way above their weight.
January 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Sky Sports’ selected Game Of The Day is champion certainties Liverpool at home to relegation almost certainties Ipswich.
Not the game between the two teams, Bournemouth and Nottingham Forest, who are punching way above their weight.
Not the game between the two teams, Bournemouth and Nottingham Forest, who are punching way above their weight.
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I fucking hate Trump’s America.
January 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I fucking hate Trump’s America.
This is utterly nuts. As far as I know, the orange rapist is German Scottish.
January 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This is utterly nuts. As far as I know, the orange rapist is German Scottish.
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Rachel Reeves is currently being interviewed on Bloomberg. It’s a bizarre interview as she’s being asked questions and is then being allowed as much time as she wants to reply to them without being interrupted with gotchas.
Older readers may recall this type of interview.
Older readers may recall this type of interview.
January 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Rachel Reeves is currently being interviewed on Bloomberg. It’s a bizarre interview as she’s being asked questions and is then being allowed as much time as she wants to reply to them without being interrupted with gotchas.
Older readers may recall this type of interview.
Older readers may recall this type of interview.
Musk pre surgery looks even more like a frog than Farage does.
Whoever dubbed this new US administration, the "Nerd Reich" was frankly a genius.
two men standing next to each other holding a computer monitor that says gamblers all star on it
ALT: two men standing next to each other holding a computer monitor that says gamblers all star on it
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January 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Musk pre surgery looks even more like a frog than Farage does.
This country is the weakest it’s been since 1940.
Thanks to so called patriots alienating our allies. Unlike 1940 we don’t need to go begging to the US for help. We have allies we can reconnect with on our doorstep.
We’re European, not a fucking US colony.
Thanks to so called patriots alienating our allies. Unlike 1940 we don’t need to go begging to the US for help. We have allies we can reconnect with on our doorstep.
We’re European, not a fucking US colony.
January 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This country is the weakest it’s been since 1940.
Thanks to so called patriots alienating our allies. Unlike 1940 we don’t need to go begging to the US for help. We have allies we can reconnect with on our doorstep.
We’re European, not a fucking US colony.
Thanks to so called patriots alienating our allies. Unlike 1940 we don’t need to go begging to the US for help. We have allies we can reconnect with on our doorstep.
We’re European, not a fucking US colony.
Trump will ditch Musk within 6 months. The humiliation of people saying he’s Musk’s gimp will drive him nuts. Plus Musk will continue to say and tweet things that his gimp will be quizzed about on a daily basis.
It’ll be glorious as Musk will make his attacks on Starmer look like a flirtation.
It’ll be glorious as Musk will make his attacks on Starmer look like a flirtation.
January 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Trump will ditch Musk within 6 months. The humiliation of people saying he’s Musk’s gimp will drive him nuts. Plus Musk will continue to say and tweet things that his gimp will be quizzed about on a daily basis.
It’ll be glorious as Musk will make his attacks on Starmer look like a flirtation.
It’ll be glorious as Musk will make his attacks on Starmer look like a flirtation.
The saviour sent by God lectured by someone who has devoted their life to God.
They still won’t see it.
They still won’t see it.
January 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The saviour sent by God lectured by someone who has devoted their life to God.
They still won’t see it.
They still won’t see it.
Richard Tice is preaching the law to Keir Starmer.
Richard Tice inherited a property business.
Keir Starmer was the DPP.
The headbangers will side with Tice and then get angry when they’re referred to as thick, gullible twats.
Richard Tice inherited a property business.
Keir Starmer was the DPP.
The headbangers will side with Tice and then get angry when they’re referred to as thick, gullible twats.
January 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Richard Tice is preaching the law to Keir Starmer.
Richard Tice inherited a property business.
Keir Starmer was the DPP.
The headbangers will side with Tice and then get angry when they’re referred to as thick, gullible twats.
Richard Tice inherited a property business.
Keir Starmer was the DPP.
The headbangers will side with Tice and then get angry when they’re referred to as thick, gullible twats.
The right wing pricks believe in mob justice. Yaxley nearly collapsed the grooming gang trials and the Reform ghouls were desperate to break the rule of law which would have seen the Southport child killer go free
If they love mob justice so much they should move to Afghanistan and join the Taliban
If they love mob justice so much they should move to Afghanistan and join the Taliban
January 21, 2025 at 9:05 AM
The right wing pricks believe in mob justice. Yaxley nearly collapsed the grooming gang trials and the Reform ghouls were desperate to break the rule of law which would have seen the Southport child killer go free
If they love mob justice so much they should move to Afghanistan and join the Taliban
If they love mob justice so much they should move to Afghanistan and join the Taliban
The so called Special Relationship has always been abject bollocks. Back in the Blair/Bush days my counterparts at the US Embassy in London used to laugh whenever it was mentioned and say “maybe for you!”. We’re a European country. Fuck the US.
January 21, 2025 at 9:03 AM
The so called Special Relationship has always been abject bollocks. Back in the Blair/Bush days my counterparts at the US Embassy in London used to laugh whenever it was mentioned and say “maybe for you!”. We’re a European country. Fuck the US.
Hate crime in the US is about to go through the roof. Musk and Trump are turning the country into apartheid South Africa on steroids.
January 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Hate crime in the US is about to go through the roof. Musk and Trump are turning the country into apartheid South Africa on steroids.
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Biden failed to do enough to protect America from the Far Right madness of Trump. There are fears Trudeau and Macron have also failed to curb the Far Right. And Germany. Let this be a lesson to Starmer. You must protect us from this madness. Protect the UK. Top priority.
January 21, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Biden failed to do enough to protect America from the Far Right madness of Trump. There are fears Trudeau and Macron have also failed to curb the Far Right. And Germany. Let this be a lesson to Starmer. You must protect us from this madness. Protect the UK. Top priority.
Obviously I’d be delighted to wake up to the news that Trump had died in his sleep but then we’d have Commander Waterford running the United States of Gilead which would be even worse. What a time to be alive.
January 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Obviously I’d be delighted to wake up to the news that Trump had died in his sleep but then we’d have Commander Waterford running the United States of Gilead which would be even worse. What a time to be alive.
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The thing I’m most looking forward to in Trump’s America is massive inflation.
The MAGA fuckwits think that tariffs will hurt foreigners selling shit into the US. Rich importers and Walmart aren’t going to take the hit. Joe Buttfuck Idaho will have to pay the tariffs.
Morons.
The MAGA fuckwits think that tariffs will hurt foreigners selling shit into the US. Rich importers and Walmart aren’t going to take the hit. Joe Buttfuck Idaho will have to pay the tariffs.
Morons.
January 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The thing I’m most looking forward to in Trump’s America is massive inflation.
The MAGA fuckwits think that tariffs will hurt foreigners selling shit into the US. Rich importers and Walmart aren’t going to take the hit. Joe Buttfuck Idaho will have to pay the tariffs.
Morons.
The MAGA fuckwits think that tariffs will hurt foreigners selling shit into the US. Rich importers and Walmart aren’t going to take the hit. Joe Buttfuck Idaho will have to pay the tariffs.
Morons.
Truly amazing discovery today that the Israelis couldn’t name the Palestinian prisoners, women and children, as they only had them documented as numbers. Inhumane.
January 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Truly amazing discovery today that the Israelis couldn’t name the Palestinian prisoners, women and children, as they only had them documented as numbers. Inhumane.
This is pure Mussolini and Hitler. They deserve everything that is coming their way. The other half need to fight back instead of being limp and subservient.
January 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This is pure Mussolini and Hitler. They deserve everything that is coming their way. The other half need to fight back instead of being limp and subservient.
If you’ve never read The Handmaid’s Tale then this is the time to do it as America is about to start living it.
Terrifying times. I only hope that it’s so destructive, so quickly that even the thickest MAGA moron realises that they’ve been duped. Again.
Terrifying times. I only hope that it’s so destructive, so quickly that even the thickest MAGA moron realises that they’ve been duped. Again.
January 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If you’ve never read The Handmaid’s Tale then this is the time to do it as America is about to start living it.
Terrifying times. I only hope that it’s so destructive, so quickly that even the thickest MAGA moron realises that they’ve been duped. Again.
Terrifying times. I only hope that it’s so destructive, so quickly that even the thickest MAGA moron realises that they’ve been duped. Again.
I have several family members who still use this rag as their go to news source. It’s really impacted the respect I have for them. They know they’re being lied to and they like it.
It's been quite something to watch supposedly 'patriotic' British newspapers actively cheerleading on a foreign administration that is openly working against our interests.
January 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I have several family members who still use this rag as their go to news source. It’s really impacted the respect I have for them. They know they’re being lied to and they like it.
It’s going to be cold on your big day.
How cold?
Really cold.
I don’t like the cold.
Can’t change the weather.
Change the venue.
OK but tell the fuckwits it’s not my decision and I did it to protect them
No problem
Fuckwits: he luvvs us. He dun it for us.
How cold?
Really cold.
I don’t like the cold.
Can’t change the weather.
Change the venue.
OK but tell the fuckwits it’s not my decision and I did it to protect them
No problem
Fuckwits: he luvvs us. He dun it for us.
January 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s going to be cold on your big day.
How cold?
Really cold.
I don’t like the cold.
Can’t change the weather.
Change the venue.
OK but tell the fuckwits it’s not my decision and I did it to protect them
No problem
Fuckwits: he luvvs us. He dun it for us.
How cold?
Really cold.
I don’t like the cold.
Can’t change the weather.
Change the venue.
OK but tell the fuckwits it’s not my decision and I did it to protect them
No problem
Fuckwits: he luvvs us. He dun it for us.
Obviously not looking forward to Musk and Trump becoming President but I’m now at the point that I’ll enjoy watching them screwing with the idiots who voted for them. I’ll be alright.
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January 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Obviously not looking forward to Musk and Trump becoming President but I’m now at the point that I’ll enjoy watching them screwing with the idiots who voted for them. I’ll be alright.
Cooking an egg in an air fryer. It’s an experiment. Apparently it can be done. I’m trying to expand my son’s university diet which is challenging as he will only use an air fryer and, if desperate, a microwave.
Drives me nuts as I’ve been able to look at ingredients and create a meal since I was 15
Drives me nuts as I’ve been able to look at ingredients and create a meal since I was 15
January 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Cooking an egg in an air fryer. It’s an experiment. Apparently it can be done. I’m trying to expand my son’s university diet which is challenging as he will only use an air fryer and, if desperate, a microwave.
Drives me nuts as I’ve been able to look at ingredients and create a meal since I was 15
Drives me nuts as I’ve been able to look at ingredients and create a meal since I was 15