Steve
@willshaper91.bsky.social
he/him
Chronic tummy ache survivor
Sayer of occasionally funny or interesting things
Chronic tummy ache survivor
Sayer of occasionally funny or interesting things
LMAO why is this on the front page of Amazon Prime? 😂
February 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
LMAO why is this on the front page of Amazon Prime? 😂
I miss my people too much, I'm going back to my old account on here but Meta can get fucked. 175k followers doesn't mean shit to me if it's on a government controlled propaganda platform.
January 22, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I miss my people too much, I'm going back to my old account on here but Meta can get fucked. 175k followers doesn't mean shit to me if it's on a government controlled propaganda platform.
At least when the world is burning we will always be able to remember that Elon couldn't even do a fucking Nazi salute without looking like an absolute pathetic goober.
January 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
At least when the world is burning we will always be able to remember that Elon couldn't even do a fucking Nazi salute without looking like an absolute pathetic goober.
1/21/2025
Trump's first full day in office.
Here is the current price of eggs at my local Walmart.
Trump's first full day in office.
Here is the current price of eggs at my local Walmart.
January 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
1/21/2025
Trump's first full day in office.
Here is the current price of eggs at my local Walmart.
Trump's first full day in office.
Here is the current price of eggs at my local Walmart.
Now do one about the term "whore"
January 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Now do one about the term "whore"
Sunday mornings are got lazy bird nappings.
January 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sunday mornings are got lazy bird nappings.
The right is fielding young popular players their shifting base identifies with and pays attention to.
Meanwhile the left:
Meanwhile the left:
January 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The right is fielding young popular players their shifting base identifies with and pays attention to.
Meanwhile the left:
Meanwhile the left:
Pardon a bit of voyeurism during bath time.
January 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Pardon a bit of voyeurism during bath time.
Oh no...
They forgot them.
They forgot them.
January 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Oh no...
They forgot them.
They forgot them.
Every now and then I feel like I might actually be kind of okay at this game.
January 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Every now and then I feel like I might actually be kind of okay at this game.
Find someone who loves and accepts you like Annabelle
January 18, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Find someone who loves and accepts you like Annabelle
These weirdos were screaming and praying long in to election night at our local courthouse. I really wish I could follow up with all of them and ask how they feel about the new oligarchy fucking every single one of them.
January 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
These weirdos were screaming and praying long in to election night at our local courthouse. I really wish I could follow up with all of them and ask how they feel about the new oligarchy fucking every single one of them.
Is "sky daddy" acceptable when referring to the Stormfather from Stormlight Archive?
January 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Is "sky daddy" acceptable when referring to the Stormfather from Stormlight Archive?
Omg I got invited on to a PODCAST!!
January 16, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Omg I got invited on to a PODCAST!!
The man himself apparently found this very entertaining.
January 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The man himself apparently found this very entertaining.
I'm pretty sure this is what I saw. Can't say I've ever seen one of these.
January 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I'm pretty sure this is what I saw. Can't say I've ever seen one of these.
I can't recall ever seeing yellow birds around here. This little fella was PRETTY!
January 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I can't recall ever seeing yellow birds around here. This little fella was PRETTY!
Now my feed is starting to fill up with leftists shitposters and queer radicalists.
January 16, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Now my feed is starting to fill up with leftists shitposters and queer radicalists.
Gino D'Acampo would like to have a word with this guy.
January 16, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Gino D'Acampo would like to have a word with this guy.
Woah i got a McShrimp
January 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Woah i got a McShrimp
This part is particularly funny considering the #Project2025 types are often the ones with the most skeletons in their closets. It's okay for THEM to have their terrible vices but GOD FORBID we legally masturbate in the privacy of our own homes.
January 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This part is particularly funny considering the #Project2025 types are often the ones with the most skeletons in their closets. It's okay for THEM to have their terrible vices but GOD FORBID we legally masturbate in the privacy of our own homes.
This is, hands down, one of the absolute dumbest things I have ever heard of. It's literally boomer humor written in to actual policy and I hate that this is what we are becoming.
January 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This is, hands down, one of the absolute dumbest things I have ever heard of. It's literally boomer humor written in to actual policy and I hate that this is what we are becoming.