Steve
@willshaper91.bsky.social
he/him
Chronic tummy ache survivor
Sayer of occasionally funny or interesting things
Chronic tummy ache survivor
Sayer of occasionally funny or interesting things
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LMAO why is this on the front page of Amazon Prime? 😂
February 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
LMAO why is this on the front page of Amazon Prime? 😂
I miss my people too much, I'm going back to my old account on here but Meta can get fucked. 175k followers doesn't mean shit to me if it's on a government controlled propaganda platform.
January 22, 2025 at 11:02 AM
I miss my people too much, I'm going back to my old account on here but Meta can get fucked. 175k followers doesn't mean shit to me if it's on a government controlled propaganda platform.
At least when the world is burning we will always be able to remember that Elon couldn't even do a fucking Nazi salute without looking like an absolute pathetic goober.
January 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
At least when the world is burning we will always be able to remember that Elon couldn't even do a fucking Nazi salute without looking like an absolute pathetic goober.
1/21/2025
Trump's first full day in office.
Here is the current price of eggs at my local Walmart.
Trump's first full day in office.
Here is the current price of eggs at my local Walmart.
January 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
1/21/2025
Trump's first full day in office.
Here is the current price of eggs at my local Walmart.
Trump's first full day in office.
Here is the current price of eggs at my local Walmart.
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Jesus christ people on this app are really just looking for a fight.
January 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Jesus christ people on this app are really just looking for a fight.
You know I always laughed at the idea until I saw this shit.
January 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
You know I always laughed at the idea until I saw this shit.
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we’re in for years of liberals shouting ‘HYPOCRISY!’ at maga bcos they don’t get that it’s a flex.
they lie. bcos they can. it’s a demonstration of dominance.
they lie. bcos they can. it’s a demonstration of dominance.
January 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
we’re in for years of liberals shouting ‘HYPOCRISY!’ at maga bcos they don’t get that it’s a flex.
they lie. bcos they can. it’s a demonstration of dominance.
they lie. bcos they can. it’s a demonstration of dominance.
Now do one about the term "whore"
January 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Now do one about the term "whore"
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I’m seeing some new folks on this here platform complaining about a lack of engagement & interaction.
Here’s the thing: Without an algorithm shoveling things at you (thank the gods), interaction *is* different and something you have to, well, actively generate.
Here’s what I find works:
Here’s the thing: Without an algorithm shoveling things at you (thank the gods), interaction *is* different and something you have to, well, actively generate.
Here’s what I find works:
January 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I’m seeing some new folks on this here platform complaining about a lack of engagement & interaction.
Here’s the thing: Without an algorithm shoveling things at you (thank the gods), interaction *is* different and something you have to, well, actively generate.
Here’s what I find works:
Here’s the thing: Without an algorithm shoveling things at you (thank the gods), interaction *is* different and something you have to, well, actively generate.
Here’s what I find works:
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Cat: *makes a suspicious noise doing something*
Me: ooh I noticed you. I observed you. I perceived you. I am now aware of you. I am observing you right now.
Cat: *continues to do the thing*
Me: *observes cat even harder*
Me: ooh I noticed you. I observed you. I perceived you. I am now aware of you. I am observing you right now.
Cat: *continues to do the thing*
Me: *observes cat even harder*
January 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Cat: *makes a suspicious noise doing something*
Me: ooh I noticed you. I observed you. I perceived you. I am now aware of you. I am observing you right now.
Cat: *continues to do the thing*
Me: *observes cat even harder*
Me: ooh I noticed you. I observed you. I perceived you. I am now aware of you. I am observing you right now.
Cat: *continues to do the thing*
Me: *observes cat even harder*
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And there it is. Scam and grift revealed. Watch who gets rich off this. Interested also to see how legacy media covers this, which has been putrid so far.
January 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
And there it is. Scam and grift revealed. Watch who gets rich off this. Interested also to see how legacy media covers this, which has been putrid so far.
I know Call of Duty doesn't exactly have a history of mature or even intelligent behavior but there is something so profoundly confusing about a person who would choose a name or clan tag based on their love for Trump.
I think it's some sort of fetish thing.
I think it's some sort of fetish thing.
January 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I know Call of Duty doesn't exactly have a history of mature or even intelligent behavior but there is something so profoundly confusing about a person who would choose a name or clan tag based on their love for Trump.
I think it's some sort of fetish thing.
I think it's some sort of fetish thing.
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January 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sunday mornings are got lazy bird nappings.
January 19, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sunday mornings are got lazy bird nappings.
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Remember when Rowling et al were all "#NotOurCrimes"?
These are our crimes.
These are our crimes.
Brianna Ghey: targeted and killed by a cis woman
Nex Benedict: targeted and killed by cis women
Skating Rink Victim: targeted and stabbed 14 times by a cis woman
TERFS: why did the transgenders make men do this
Nex Benedict: targeted and killed by cis women
Skating Rink Victim: targeted and stabbed 14 times by a cis woman
TERFS: why did the transgenders make men do this
January 19, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Remember when Rowling et al were all "#NotOurCrimes"?
These are our crimes.
These are our crimes.
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Remember when the pandemic began and everyone started accommodating remote work? Everyone began showing brand new movies and live concerts streaming? Disabled people had been fighting for this for decades. Now it’s all taken away. It’s not that they can’t accommodate us, they just don’t want to.
January 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Remember when the pandemic began and everyone started accommodating remote work? Everyone began showing brand new movies and live concerts streaming? Disabled people had been fighting for this for decades. Now it’s all taken away. It’s not that they can’t accommodate us, they just don’t want to.
Three cats.
There are THREE cats in this house and they could only catch a mouse after we trapped it in the bathroom.
There are THREE cats in this house and they could only catch a mouse after we trapped it in the bathroom.
January 19, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Three cats.
There are THREE cats in this house and they could only catch a mouse after we trapped it in the bathroom.
There are THREE cats in this house and they could only catch a mouse after we trapped it in the bathroom.
Fantasy story where they have to stop an immortal evil wizard from completing his ritual when the planets align but they align like every 3 years and it's becoming a huge pain in the ass having to keep doing it.
January 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Fantasy story where they have to stop an immortal evil wizard from completing his ritual when the planets align but they align like every 3 years and it's becoming a huge pain in the ass having to keep doing it.
Pardon a bit of voyeurism during bath time.
January 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Pardon a bit of voyeurism during bath time.
I know people mean well but there's something depressing about posting "I'm quitting FB because the stress literally put me in the hospital" and seeing replies saying "Nooooo you have to stay! Don't let them win!" Like okay I'll give myself a stroke so you can see some fucking memes.
January 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I know people mean well but there's something depressing about posting "I'm quitting FB because the stress literally put me in the hospital" and seeing replies saying "Nooooo you have to stay! Don't let them win!" Like okay I'll give myself a stroke so you can see some fucking memes.
I'm calling it now: Trump is going to have an incident where he throws a tantrum because they don't want to let him see the nuclear football and in his fumbling like a toddler he's going to accidentally trigger it and start WW3 by accident.
January 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I'm calling it now: Trump is going to have an incident where he throws a tantrum because they don't want to let him see the nuclear football and in his fumbling like a toddler he's going to accidentally trigger it and start WW3 by accident.
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i was getting my kid something with his name on it and in the field where you can put your custom text they had used the name Keithly as an example and now i can't stop thinking about the name Keithly
January 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i was getting my kid something with his name on it and in the field where you can put your custom text they had used the name Keithly as an example and now i can't stop thinking about the name Keithly
It's 2025, can we PLEASE stop selling "collectors editions" that just come with digital art books and soundtracks?? Give us fun cosmetics! DLC! Something USEFUL for that extra $20!
January 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It's 2025, can we PLEASE stop selling "collectors editions" that just come with digital art books and soundtracks?? Give us fun cosmetics! DLC! Something USEFUL for that extra $20!
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Andrew Tate has lost his final appeal in court, he is now facing 20 years in prison.
Tate is currently under house arrest for child rape. This charge is part of a 2nd case that includes charges for human trafficking, trafficking a minor, influencing statements & money laundering. #OpDeathEaters
Tate is currently under house arrest for child rape. This charge is part of a 2nd case that includes charges for human trafficking, trafficking a minor, influencing statements & money laundering. #OpDeathEaters
January 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Andrew Tate has lost his final appeal in court, he is now facing 20 years in prison.
Tate is currently under house arrest for child rape. This charge is part of a 2nd case that includes charges for human trafficking, trafficking a minor, influencing statements & money laundering. #OpDeathEaters
Tate is currently under house arrest for child rape. This charge is part of a 2nd case that includes charges for human trafficking, trafficking a minor, influencing statements & money laundering. #OpDeathEaters