Sadly, because every crazy statement sounds all too true these days, I had to look this up to verify it was satire.

Wah. Consumers aren't consumering hard enough. If your business model requires everyone to buy your new thousand dollar device every year, not only do you need a new business model, you are absolutely the problem and not consumers.

How about instead of charging women who miscarry with murder, we instead charge mother's who refuse to vaccinate their children with murder when they die of a preventable disease?

Give 'em hell, Kelly.

What bothers me is the amount of time I lost in my life reading this post and your responses to reasonable comments. But what are we gonna do?

How does she sleep at night knowing she is destined for Dante's eighth level of hell?

My favorite in studio experience was hearing Claudia Christian doing exertions.

I think it might be Gwima.

Potato bar in every town is a hill I'm willing to die on.