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small duck energy
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Rear View Mirrors Smashed, Memories Erased, Past Infestations Dealt with Discreetly
a vicar writes in
if you’re going to shag to a hymn, it has to be Jerusalem. Best of a bad bunch. you couldn’t have ‘all things bright and beautiful’
November 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
a vicar writes in
ok only about seven replies down and I'm broken
hoping for this to evolve into one of the Great Threads over the course of the evening
hoping for this to evolve into one of the Great Threads over the course of the evening
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
As he moves into film production with the thriller Game, the musician – also known for Beak> – answers your questions on Myspace rappers, sex playlists and whether Portishead will ever make new music
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
ok only about seven replies down and I'm broken
hoping for this to evolve into one of the Great Threads over the course of the evening
hoping for this to evolve into one of the Great Threads over the course of the evening
idk I just feel like there's a parallel timeline where this kind of thing happens almost everywhere and almost constantly
Gorgeous Museum of the Moon at Merrion Square tonight. I think it's on all weekend? Check before you go tho - I just happened on it. There was a live orchestra as well, it was all gorgeous ☺️
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
idk I just feel like there's a parallel timeline where this kind of thing happens almost everywhere and almost constantly
*record-scratch*
*looks to camera*
I expect you're wondering how I
*pecks camera*
never mind
*looks to camera*
I expect you're wondering how I
*pecks camera*
never mind
- *lovelyoldchap vibes* do you have fossil collecting, by -
- *bookshop noises* I swear if it's you phoning again
- *lovelylovely* hnnhnn I assure you I am a lovely
- YOU ATE THREE OF OUR CUSTOMERS THE LAST TIME YOU CAME IN
- *cough* yes well I'm sorry about that but
- THEY LOOKED TASTY IS NO EXCUSE
- *bookshop noises* I swear if it's you phoning again
- *lovelylovely* hnnhnn I assure you I am a lovely
- YOU ATE THREE OF OUR CUSTOMERS THE LAST TIME YOU CAME IN
- *cough* yes well I'm sorry about that but
- THEY LOOKED TASTY IS NO EXCUSE
November 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
*record-scratch*
*looks to camera*
I expect you're wondering how I
*pecks camera*
never mind
*looks to camera*
I expect you're wondering how I
*pecks camera*
never mind
do a diagonal basket weave, Steve
horizontal stacking, Jack
and get yourself free
horizontal stacking, Jack
and get yourself free
Fifty patterns you can make with a standard brick www.architekwiki.com/wiki/masonry...
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
do a diagonal basket weave, Steve
horizontal stacking, Jack
and get yourself free
horizontal stacking, Jack
and get yourself free
do you think we could ask them to start early
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
do you think we could ask them to start early
Me, as a therapist: definitely let's focus on your issues and not that I needed to click every single one of these nested posts to check for some amorphous thing idk even what I was looking for also I counted them, 11! anyway *giggling* they PAY me to do this, you know :))) ok same time next week?
Me, as a therapist: okay hang on, we’ll circle back to your trauma, but have you watched Severance, because
Me, as a therapist: tea?
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Me, as a therapist: definitely let's focus on your issues and not that I needed to click every single one of these nested posts to check for some amorphous thing idk even what I was looking for also I counted them, 11! anyway *giggling* they PAY me to do this, you know :))) ok same time next week?
please stand and clap
Brie on Counter
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
please stand and clap
what do two authors who were also dinosaurs ask each other when they are haunting a bookshop together as ghost dinosaur authors, and a punter comes in and nearly picks up one of their books?
Dyouthinkereadus
Dyouthinkereadus
customer query: is Wallace Stegner the only author whose surname begins with the same first syllable as a famous dinosaur? or are there others we have forgotten?
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
what do two authors who were also dinosaurs ask each other when they are haunting a bookshop together as ghost dinosaur authors, and a punter comes in and nearly picks up one of their books?
Dyouthinkereadus
Dyouthinkereadus
Years ago someone told me how they fell in a canal.
Now (I've only just realised due to this) when I pack to go away in my mind I go "Thursday, Friday, Saturday, .... and a spare in case I fall in a canal".
Now (I've only just realised due to this) when I pack to go away in my mind I go "Thursday, Friday, Saturday, .... and a spare in case I fall in a canal".
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM
"now only exists in the minds of a handful of ageing weirdos"
whoah whoah new dream bio just dropped
whoah whoah new dream bio just dropped
not sure if cartoon, sketch show or maybe a band, but anyway it fell down the back of the slightly-too-soon-for-the-internet sofa and now only exists in the minds of a handful of ageing weirdos
November 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"now only exists in the minds of a handful of ageing weirdos"
whoah whoah new dream bio just dropped
whoah whoah new dream bio just dropped
father christmas: the less successful years
years ago i did an overnight sleeper train from milan to naples, easily one of the worst nights of my life
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 AM
father christmas: the less successful years
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just had the immense pleasure of learning that the yiddish word for “quotation marks” literally means LITTLE GOOSE FEET (gendznfislekh, גענדנפֿיסלעך)
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
just had the immense pleasure of learning that the yiddish word for “quotation marks” literally means LITTLE GOOSE FEET (gendznfislekh, גענדנפֿיסלעך)
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
infamy, infamy! they've all got it in fawaaakwakwwakwakOUCH *croak*
Another day, another duck murder (sorry @wildobliquities.bsky.social )
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 AM
infamy, infamy! they've all got it in fawaaakwakwwakwakOUCH *croak*
every trauma twitch is in fact the first emergence of a traumat witch
please don't you'll set off my trauma twitch
November 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
every trauma twitch is in fact the first emergence of a traumat witch
perfect no notes
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
perfect no notes
goat
Recent studies show that some large bats eat songbirds on night migration, plucking them out of the sky. Studies also show rats wait near bat havens and pluck them out of the sky and eat them. This is kind of a vague turducken for whatever eats the rat, I suppose.
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
goat
inside you are blue wolves
Some of the stray dogs living near Chernobyl have recently turned blue. This confused scientists for weeks, until they realized they had simply been rolling around in chemicals from a nearby set of portable toilets. 14/10 for all
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
inside you are blue wolves
Eric is someone whose life story in its full arc and particularly how and when it ends, I'm somehow unable to learn, so that every time, it slaps me in the chops just as hard as if I never knew it at all
finally realised what picture yesterday's darning had been reminding me of when it turned up by chance later in the evening on screen in the S. Arts programme about Ravillious
November 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Eric is someone whose life story in its full arc and particularly how and when it ends, I'm somehow unable to learn, so that every time, it slaps me in the chops just as hard as if I never knew it at all
we're all only human eh
As you can see from pic on left - dicks are revered in Japanese culture
November 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
we're all only human eh
some rare pictures have leaked
@wildobliquities.bsky.social saw these & thought of you
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
some rare pictures have leaked
ummm I don't mean to panic anyone but it looks like it's going to start raining some time tonight, have a little break from it on Tuesday, start again, and then basically not stop until the 22nd of November
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
ummm I don't mean to panic anyone but it looks like it's going to start raining some time tonight, have a little break from it on Tuesday, start again, and then basically not stop until the 22nd of November