—uh oh. This one is dangerously close to being something I could use to Build the Thing I Want.

Oh-ho, interesting.

That in the scope of the editable document itself is the dream, honestly. A self-hosted, Git-backed, Markdown-only Google-Doc-equivalent; I'd buy that for a dollar.

Taking Obsidian for a test-drive with github.com/Fevol/obsidi... bolted onto the side is fairly compelling, I gotta say.

Yeah, I should give it a shot. Honestly, the "you're a complex thinker with big complicated ideas" messaging around it keeps putting me off trying it. I'm looking more for "you're a medium-grade dumbass who just wants to put some occasionally-italic words somewhere for someone smart to fix them."

It was all downhill from the moment we unplugged our Iomega Zip Drives

To be clear, I use Notion the way one might spin a pneumatic nail gun around and use the back of it to hammer in nails. I do not ask for Features™ — I want Markdown files with comments and suggestions.

every day we stray further from Editorially's light

wh— what

i don't

i mean who cares about that

no and indeed never again

Hell yeah. A zine without Blackout feels like a making a horror movie without having a copy of Fangoria face-up on a table in the background somewhere. Legal, sure, but somehow disrespectful to the medium.

As we all know, Hatsune Miku invented both `img` and JavaScript.

Not that you could blame me for it.

Well well well. Finally recognizing my _incredible_ streaming acumen and professionalism, I see.