Daniel Whymark
@whymark.net
👨🏻💻 : Head in the clouds.
🍫 : 70% cheese, 30% chocolate.
🗺️ : Paradoxical map painter.
https://whymark.net/
🍫 : 70% cheese, 30% chocolate.
🗺️ : Paradoxical map painter.
https://whymark.net/
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computer culture
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
computer culture
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Repeatedly asking the supermarket staff for a 'chocolate battle pass' and feigning misunderstanding when they ask if I mean 'advent calendar'
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Repeatedly asking the supermarket staff for a 'chocolate battle pass' and feigning misunderstanding when they ask if I mean 'advent calendar'
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Next Microsoft product meeting:
“What if, now hear me out, what if the copilot button moved about so it was always under your cursor?”
“What if, now hear me out, what if the copilot button moved about so it was always under your cursor?”
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Next Microsoft product meeting:
“What if, now hear me out, what if the copilot button moved about so it was always under your cursor?”
“What if, now hear me out, what if the copilot button moved about so it was always under your cursor?”
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if I wear these Crocs outside I’m gonna get beaten up aren’t I?
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 AM
if I wear these Crocs outside I’m gonna get beaten up aren’t I?
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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You know Big Woke has really gotten hold of the MSM when you get labelled a “racist” simply for saying and doing racist things
EXCLUSIVE
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
More:
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/racist-off...
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism.
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
More:
mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/racist-off...
Racist Offended by Accusations of Racism
Expressing his frustration that he keeps getting called a racist, a Clacton racist finally broke his silence on Monday.
mrhenrymorris.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
You know Big Woke has really gotten hold of the MSM when you get labelled a “racist” simply for saying and doing racist things
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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
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The stunning John Rylands Library in Manchester, UK. This Reading Room had incredible echoes of Hogwarts, although it wasn’t filmed there. A beautiful building and a definite must visit for the city of Manchester 🐝
#Travel #Manchester #Library
#Travel #Manchester #Library
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 AM
The stunning John Rylands Library in Manchester, UK. This Reading Room had incredible echoes of Hogwarts, although it wasn’t filmed there. A beautiful building and a definite must visit for the city of Manchester 🐝
#Travel #Manchester #Library
#Travel #Manchester #Library
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every piece of mass-market software these days feels like living with an unruly pet where you have to constantly stop what you're doing to check if it's secretly eating plastic under the dresser again
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
every piece of mass-market software these days feels like living with an unruly pet where you have to constantly stop what you're doing to check if it's secretly eating plastic under the dresser again
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
New awareness campaign
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The entirety of my baseball knowledge comes from that one episode of DS9.
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The entirety of my baseball knowledge comes from that one episode of DS9.
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October 31, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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A fun and beautiful submission to #waterwednesday from Syracuse, Sicily. The Fontana di Diana is an incredible fountain standing majestically in the middle of the Piazza Archimede 🇮🇹
#Travel #Italy #Sicily
#Travel #Italy #Sicily
October 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
A fun and beautiful submission to #waterwednesday from Syracuse, Sicily. The Fontana di Diana is an incredible fountain standing majestically in the middle of the Piazza Archimede 🇮🇹
#Travel #Italy #Sicily
#Travel #Italy #Sicily
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October 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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