Claire can always find something to write, bless her

Simple. Eat the deer

It's the best ear worm!

Hmmm, sometimes the evidence doesn't exist. Sometimes there's so much evidence it makes an investigation unviable. Sometimes it's not reliable enough to put in front of the jury. Sometimes it's too sensational to put on front of a jury because they will ignore the other evidence (yes, this happens).

This year, it's not Elf on a Shelf, it's...

“And then I told them to build two greenhouses, and make them look like big glass tits. And they did. It’s great being Supreme Leader”

Grayling was definitely a one-man continuous failure of governance.
Don't see many govt critics with radical backlog clearing ideas, or even acknowledgement of the harm of delaying justice

Please visit Glasgow

Have you had a conversation with a teenager who fell into this cult before recovering their grip on reality? There's enough around

I think you are perhaps too sanguine about the effects of the current backlog.

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