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claire
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whitecrayon.bsky.social
this app must not know me
notification from co-star “your day at a glance: no one is perfect the first time”
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
meme that says “I have two sides” and it’s a half a dog’s face with a halo that says “substance abuse” and the other half of the dog’s face with a devil horn that says “job”
November 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
every time I pop out it gets scary for you hoes
selfie I took in a reflective window while walking down the street. wearing a black top, black skirt, and a skull mask covered in rhinestones. my hair is in two long ponytails and I’m holding one out to the side
November 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
pov: i just arrived to the party you invited me to
picture of a Taco Bell party pack with hot sauce and a bottle of espolon tequila on a counter
November 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
day in the life of being my friend
my friend texts me “where are you!?”, I replied “Running!” and then “and I know I’m running late but consider that this is the closest to on time I’ve ever been”. My friend heart reacted to that message
November 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
silhouette of a person with giant scissors reaching out to cut the wings of another silhouette person with a briefcase and a bag in their hand. above the person with wings it says “throwing parties every night” and above the person trying to cut their wings it says “living in an apartment building”
October 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
oh my god
screenshot of Megan Thee Stallion’s Instagram post announcing her new single. caption says “LOVER GIRL 💋 FRIDAY” and the picture is her hand with long, pointy red nails holding a red heart shaped lollipop with 10/24 on it
October 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
making friends with the baristas
picture of the top of my to-go iced coffee cup with my name handwritten on top between a hand drawn heart and a hand drawn little cat face. there is also a sticker with a smiley face that says “falling for you!” (in reference to the change of seasons)
October 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
call this snack the medieval peasant
a chunk of sourdough and a square slice of cheese
October 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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pov: you asked me a question but that question made me think of something else
screenshot of a digital map following a straight road with an option for an alternate route labeled “8 min slower” that includes turning off the main road, driving in a circle, then getting back on the main road
October 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
just an idea
hot pink background with a yellow star giving a yellow thumbs up with the words “you should quit your job and play outside with me” in yellow
October 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
just drank a really thick milkshake
screenshot of a snapchat story headline for GymHeroes that says “never skip neck day” and has a picture of a guy with an 8 pack including a belly button on the front of his neck
October 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
magic 8 ball has never led me astray
screenshot of my magic 8 ball app where I asked “Should I go get ice cream?” And the magic 8 ball says “As I See It Yes”
October 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
“LISTEN TO THIS TRACK, BITCH” me: a picture of Despereaux from the Tales of Despereaux as a baby tucked into bed with Very Large ears
October 8, 2025 at 4:33 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
‼️BREAKING NEWS‼️
this just in: local girl who notoriously loves silver just discovered she looks great in gold. stay tuned for more
picture of me in a cheetah print dress with gold accessories. im squatting down and looking to the side but my eyes are closed picture of me from the back in a cheetah print dress and gold accessories. my hair is blurry in motion covering most of my back
October 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
You love and are loved. Stop analyzing why people care about you. They just do. The evidence surrounds you but you keep looking past it, searching for flaws or conditions. Today someone shows you genuine affection. Don’t intellectualize it away.
October 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
how it feels to send my friends videos without watching any of the ones they sent me
picture of dolphins jumping out of the water with a rainbow and hot air balloons in the background and colorful fish visible under the water
October 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
texting my sisters
screenshot of edited meme of someone messaging repeatedly with no reply. this edited version reads: text message Monday 1:39pm “Fortnite tonite 👀” imessage yesterday 3:11pm “Fortnite tonight queen??” today 12:44pm “Fortnite tonite 👀”
October 1, 2025 at 8:19 PM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
nothing humble to say!
selfie of me looking soooo pretty
October 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
and that’s on good music taste baby
screenshot of a text of my friend sending me their Spotify on repeat playlist with the message “insane that my top two are ones from ur list last time”
September 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
can you tell how much I love dancing?
me wearing a green patterned dress caught in the middle of dancing with my head turned sideways and my hair swinging out next to me
September 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
self-obsessed
screenshot of my photo library showing 18 nearly identical mirror selfies. hands and face change position but in every pic I’m kneeling, sitting back on my feet, wearing a cropped white long sleeve shirt and black shorts
September 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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does anyone have a piece of metal that says “thank yourself for doing the work” so I can brand it onto my brain? thanks
screenshot of me replying to a cropped message with “omg? That’s so nice of you to say, thanks :)” and my friend replies “it’s just the truth, so thank yourself for doing the work”
September 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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professionalism is a scam, stay whimsical
a screenshot of a text that I sent to my friends that reads: A real sentence I said to our team today when discussing recs: “nephro said to pop off so I guess we’ll go crazy” the message has one emphasis react and two laughing reacts
September 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
whitecrayon.bsky.social
I don’t get graded anymore but you know what I’m choosing
triangle that’s labeled “choose two” and the triangle points have the options: good grades, social life, and enough sleep
September 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM