claire
@whitecrayon.bsky.social
she/her
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claire
@whitecrayon.bsky.social
· Mar 14
if I was punctuation I’d be an exclamation point
“easiest yes I’ve ever said!!!” except it’s just me when my boss took me out for coffee and asked if I thought I was depressed
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
“easiest yes I’ve ever said!!!” except it’s just me when my boss took me out for coffee and asked if I thought I was depressed
I’m breakin sticks (up in here) all night (uh huh) I ain’t gon stop until I see the northern lights (uh huh)
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I’m breakin sticks (up in here) all night (uh huh) I ain’t gon stop until I see the northern lights (uh huh)
people I’ve been helping at work keep telling me how nice I am and it actually just makes me wonder what u other bitches are doing out here like I’m being so regular are u guys just being rude all the time or what
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
people I’ve been helping at work keep telling me how nice I am and it actually just makes me wonder what u other bitches are doing out here like I’m being so regular are u guys just being rude all the time or what
MAYBE if people keep SAYING nice THINGS I should just BELIEVE THEM !!! wtf
maybe if people keep saying nice things about me I should just believe them
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
MAYBE if people keep SAYING nice THINGS I should just BELIEVE THEM !!! wtf
put on the performance of a lifetime last night and only as I was halfway through creating my own choreography off the dome did I think to record it
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
put on the performance of a lifetime last night and only as I was halfway through creating my own choreography off the dome did I think to record it
who up listening to music and starting 15 chores in a row
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
who up listening to music and starting 15 chores in a row
running short distances just because I can
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
running short distances just because I can
maybe if people keep saying nice things about me I should just believe them
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
maybe if people keep saying nice things about me I should just believe them
eating my chicken breast off my fork like a popsicle, idgaf
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
eating my chicken breast off my fork like a popsicle, idgaf
rings are so pretty!! it’s such a bummer I only have 10 fingers, I need 100 rings
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
rings are so pretty!! it’s such a bummer I only have 10 fingers, I need 100 rings
got food poisoning last night and unfortunately that’s the exact thing I would wish on my worst enemy
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
got food poisoning last night and unfortunately that’s the exact thing I would wish on my worst enemy
I love an elaborate nickname with such a complicated backstory that no one could ever really guess the origin
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I love an elaborate nickname with such a complicated backstory that no one could ever really guess the origin
not good at regular trivia but if you put me in a Chili’s suddenly I’m a trivia wizard
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
not good at regular trivia but if you put me in a Chili’s suddenly I’m a trivia wizard
BOOOOOO. Chili’s discontinued their white queso. BOOOOOOO
November 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
BOOOOOO. Chili’s discontinued their white queso. BOOOOOOO
shout out to the earth’s crust yknow??
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
shout out to the earth’s crust yknow??
saying “wow thanks for taking us on a tour!!!” when they take a wrong turn
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
saying “wow thanks for taking us on a tour!!!” when they take a wrong turn
this app must not know me
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
this app must not know me
the way my cat rubs on my leg immediately after I lint roll my pants ?? he has to be on such a high after that
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
the way my cat rubs on my leg immediately after I lint roll my pants ?? he has to be on such a high after that
walked out to the car, when I got in they were all barking … I like that shit 😎
November 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
walked out to the car, when I got in they were all barking … I like that shit 😎
unfocusing my eyes in a very specific way before I fall asleep
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 AM
unfocusing my eyes in a very specific way before I fall asleep
walkin in a crop top, hair brushing my lower back
November 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
walkin in a crop top, hair brushing my lower back
dude from high school just added my tiktok to his favorites but didn’t even throw me a like, does anyone have molotov cocktail equipment?
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
dude from high school just added my tiktok to his favorites but didn’t even throw me a like, does anyone have molotov cocktail equipment?
my job and I are in a race to see who kills me first
November 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
my job and I are in a race to see who kills me first
sad lil bitch I be twerkin and cryin
November 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
sad lil bitch I be twerkin and cryin
brains can be so disappointing
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
brains can be so disappointing