Whiskey Leavins
@whiskey-leavins.bsky.social
Self-styled humorist & author of the Santa Lacrimosa/Rock Cobbler books.
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Santa Lacrimosa
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Check out Santa Lacrimosa! Book 3, The Busker War is out & available in paperback & on Kindle. www.amazon.com/dp/B0CDKJ8W6...
Melchizedek, The Holy Gobbler of the Sacred Rafter wants to remind everyone that today is the perfect day to read A Turkey Danced Death.
November 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Melchizedek, The Holy Gobbler of the Sacred Rafter wants to remind everyone that today is the perfect day to read A Turkey Danced Death.
If you’re smart, you’ll listen to this guy 👇
If'n you a smart person, you've already pre-ordered the next book in the funniest crime series currently running.
I did and I'm only 60% smart!
Be like me and smarter-ish people!
Get some more Santa Lacrimosa in your diet.
You'll laugh. You'll gasp. You might even cry.
I did and I'm only 60% smart!
Be like me and smarter-ish people!
Get some more Santa Lacrimosa in your diet.
You'll laugh. You'll gasp. You might even cry.
Hollywood has come to Santa Lacrimosa… to die. Rock Cobbler returns in Low Angle Shot- Book 4 in the Santa Lacrimosa series. Out December 8. Kindle version is available for preorder right freakin now!
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
If you’re smart, you’ll listen to this guy 👇
Hollywood has come to Santa Lacrimosa… to die. Rock Cobbler returns in Low Angle Shot- Book 4 in the Santa Lacrimosa series. Out December 8. Kindle version is available for preorder right freakin now!
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hollywood has come to Santa Lacrimosa… to die. Rock Cobbler returns in Low Angle Shot- Book 4 in the Santa Lacrimosa series. Out December 8. Kindle version is available for preorder right freakin now!
This proof ain’t gonna proof itself. I gotta put it through some paces. See if it can hang.
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This proof ain’t gonna proof itself. I gotta put it through some paces. See if it can hang.
I’ve just decided, on account of it being Saturday night, to indulge in the sodium bomb that is a Marie Callender’s beef pot pie. I’m not entirely unsympathetic.
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’ve just decided, on account of it being Saturday night, to indulge in the sodium bomb that is a Marie Callender’s beef pot pie. I’m not entirely unsympathetic.
The new Rock Cobbler is almost here. Low Angle Shot will be available on Amazon on December 8! Kindle version is available for preorder now! Go get it!!
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The new Rock Cobbler is almost here. Low Angle Shot will be available on Amazon on December 8! Kindle version is available for preorder now! Go get it!!
@ziggynixon.bsky.social gets me!!
"Some story. Entertaining for sure, but it mostly just added up to one big what the fuck?"
A very funny yet also tense tale with a whole lot of crazy things happening at once! Noir mystery done just the way I like it!
@whiskey-leavins.bsky.social
#booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓
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A very funny yet also tense tale with a whole lot of crazy things happening at once! Noir mystery done just the way I like it!
@whiskey-leavins.bsky.social
#booksky #bookrecommendations 📕📚📚❔📚❓
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November 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
@ziggynixon.bsky.social gets me!!
I was going to do eye makeup for Halloween, but I don’t want anyone to think I’m going as JD Vance.
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I was going to do eye makeup for Halloween, but I don’t want anyone to think I’m going as JD Vance.
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That’s a wrap! I look forward to next year. Until then, keep writing, be kind, but take no shit. #bouchercon @jamesdfhannah.bsky.social @whiskey-leavins.bsky.social @kmwriter01.bsky.social @mindycarlson.bsky.social @curtisippolito.bsky.social @robdsmith.bsky.social @kirstynpetras.bsky.social
September 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
That’s a wrap! I look forward to next year. Until then, keep writing, be kind, but take no shit. #bouchercon @jamesdfhannah.bsky.social @whiskey-leavins.bsky.social @kmwriter01.bsky.social @mindycarlson.bsky.social @curtisippolito.bsky.social @robdsmith.bsky.social @kirstynpetras.bsky.social
Based on tonight’s progress towards the end game of Low Angle Shot, it looks like Rock Cobbler might be tempted into making a terrible judgment call. Go figure!
August 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Based on tonight’s progress towards the end game of Low Angle Shot, it looks like Rock Cobbler might be tempted into making a terrible judgment call. Go figure!
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We all like clowns. You like clowns.
Read Murder in Greasepaint right now.
You ever seen an angry clown?
I have. So please, for the love of gawd, do it!
Read Murder in Greasepaint right now.
You ever seen an angry clown?
I have. So please, for the love of gawd, do it!
When I meet someone who hasn’t read Murder in Greasepaint.
August 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
We all like clowns. You like clowns.
Read Murder in Greasepaint right now.
You ever seen an angry clown?
I have. So please, for the love of gawd, do it!
Read Murder in Greasepaint right now.
You ever seen an angry clown?
I have. So please, for the love of gawd, do it!
When I meet someone who hasn’t read Murder in Greasepaint.
August 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
When I meet someone who hasn’t read Murder in Greasepaint.
Doris, who features prominently in The Busker War is back for Low Angle Shot, a new Rock Cobbler case likely to see the light of day in November.
August 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Doris, who features prominently in The Busker War is back for Low Angle Shot, a new Rock Cobbler case likely to see the light of day in November.
Only a couple days left to celebrate International Clown Week by purchasing Murder in Greasepaint! Professor Wiggles & Chucklenuts are standing by.
August 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Only a couple days left to celebrate International Clown Week by purchasing Murder in Greasepaint! Professor Wiggles & Chucklenuts are standing by.
May or may not be starting a top a top five or ten favorite Whiskey Leavins chapter titles. First up, from Murder in Greasepaint.
August 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
May or may not be starting a top a top five or ten favorite Whiskey Leavins chapter titles. First up, from Murder in Greasepaint.
Hang on, Rock Cobbler fans! Low Angle Shot is almost here!
July 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Hang on, Rock Cobbler fans! Low Angle Shot is almost here!
Just a snippet from Low Angle Shot to prove that my WIP is, in fact, IP.
July 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Just a snippet from Low Angle Shot to prove that my WIP is, in fact, IP.
Let’s try running this one out for the night shift. Murder in Greasepaint is on sale for 99/100ths of a monetary unit in the US & UK for a couple more days! www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B09W...
Murder in Greasepaint: A Rock Cobbler Case (Santa Lacrimosa Book 1)
Murder in Greasepaint: A Rock Cobbler Case (Santa Lacrimosa Book 1) - Kindle edition by Leavins, Whiskey. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Murder in Greasepaint: A Rock Cobbler Case (Santa Lacrimosa Book 1).
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June 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Let’s try running this one out for the night shift. Murder in Greasepaint is on sale for 99/100ths of a monetary unit in the US & UK for a couple more days! www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B09W...
They’re coming to get you Bonnie.
June 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
They’re coming to get you Bonnie.
The Kindle edition of Murder in Greasepaint is still on sale in the US & UK for 99/100th of a monetary unit! www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B09W...
Murder in Greasepaint: A Rock Cobbler Case (Santa Lacrimosa Book 1)
Murder in Greasepaint: A Rock Cobbler Case (Santa Lacrimosa Book 1) - Kindle edition by Leavins, Whiskey. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Murder in Greasepaint: A Rock Cobbler Case (Santa Lacrimosa Book 1).
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June 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The Kindle edition of Murder in Greasepaint is still on sale in the US & UK for 99/100th of a monetary unit! www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B09W...
Come to Santa Lacrimosa where bourbon-loving Detective Rock Cobbler investigates a murder at the clown college! The Kindle version of Murder in Greasepaint (Santa Lacrimosa Book 1) is currently on sale in the US & UK for 99/100ths of a monetary unit! www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B09W...
Murder in Greasepaint: A Rock Cobbler Case (Santa Lacrimosa Book 1)
Murder in Greasepaint: A Rock Cobbler Case (Santa Lacrimosa Book 1) - Kindle edition by Leavins, Whiskey. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Murder in Greasepaint: A Rock Cobbler Case (Santa Lacrimosa Book 1).
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June 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Come to Santa Lacrimosa where bourbon-loving Detective Rock Cobbler investigates a murder at the clown college! The Kindle version of Murder in Greasepaint (Santa Lacrimosa Book 1) is currently on sale in the US & UK for 99/100ths of a monetary unit! www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B09W...
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The cool kids hang out in Santa Lacrimosa.
Whiskey is cool, he hangs out in Santa Lacrimosa.
Joe isn't quite as cool, but he hangs out in Santa Lacrimosa.
And for just fricking $0.99, you can hang out in Santa Lacrimosa too!
A great summer read!
www.amazon.com/Murder-Greas...
Whiskey is cool, he hangs out in Santa Lacrimosa.
Joe isn't quite as cool, but he hangs out in Santa Lacrimosa.
And for just fricking $0.99, you can hang out in Santa Lacrimosa too!
A great summer read!
www.amazon.com/Murder-Greas...
Me & BLAHAJ hanging out. And making a little announcement for folks who prefer their books Kindle flavored.
June 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The cool kids hang out in Santa Lacrimosa.
Whiskey is cool, he hangs out in Santa Lacrimosa.
Joe isn't quite as cool, but he hangs out in Santa Lacrimosa.
And for just fricking $0.99, you can hang out in Santa Lacrimosa too!
A great summer read!
www.amazon.com/Murder-Greas...
Whiskey is cool, he hangs out in Santa Lacrimosa.
Joe isn't quite as cool, but he hangs out in Santa Lacrimosa.
And for just fricking $0.99, you can hang out in Santa Lacrimosa too!
A great summer read!
www.amazon.com/Murder-Greas...
Me & BLAHAJ hanging out. And making a little announcement for folks who prefer their books Kindle flavored.
June 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Me & BLAHAJ hanging out. And making a little announcement for folks who prefer their books Kindle flavored.