Ted Mann
@whereisted.bsky.social
reporter @business, co-author of a book about mistakes. here we are.
[email protected] // whereisted.01 on signal
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Cornered badgers! The Low Road!
Someone at the Times-Union editorial board (which eviscerates Cuomo in this piece) reveals an apt familiarity with Hunter Thompson's obit for Richard Nixon.
"Badgers don't fight fair, bubba. That's why God made dachshunds."
Someone at the Times-Union editorial board (which eviscerates Cuomo in this piece) reveals an apt familiarity with Hunter Thompson's obit for Richard Nixon.
"Badgers don't fight fair, bubba. That's why God made dachshunds."
October 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Cornered badgers! The Low Road!
Someone at the Times-Union editorial board (which eviscerates Cuomo in this piece) reveals an apt familiarity with Hunter Thompson's obit for Richard Nixon.
"Badgers don't fight fair, bubba. That's why God made dachshunds."
Someone at the Times-Union editorial board (which eviscerates Cuomo in this piece) reveals an apt familiarity with Hunter Thompson's obit for Richard Nixon.
"Badgers don't fight fair, bubba. That's why God made dachshunds."
even Mr. EatsPants says the rent* is too damn high
*mortgage
(via @joshuagreen.bsky.social & Eliyahu Kamisher)
*mortgage
(via @joshuagreen.bsky.social & Eliyahu Kamisher)
October 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
even Mr. EatsPants says the rent* is too damn high
*mortgage
(via @joshuagreen.bsky.social & Eliyahu Kamisher)
*mortgage
(via @joshuagreen.bsky.social & Eliyahu Kamisher)
Great look at what Gavin Newsom is up to -- tequila therapy, wearing his hat backward, Fortnite with someone called ConnorEatsPants (yes) -- but man, in the year of our lord 2025, if my favorite bottle of wine cost $15,000 I would probably just not tell you that.
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
October 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Great look at what Gavin Newsom is up to -- tequila therapy, wearing his hat backward, Fortnite with someone called ConnorEatsPants (yes) -- but man, in the year of our lord 2025, if my favorite bottle of wine cost $15,000 I would probably just not tell you that.
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
did the Cuomo campaign write this?
October 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
did the Cuomo campaign write this?
I think this is intended to come off as intimidating backroom toughassedness but it reminds me more of Ben Affleck singing "re-tain-er" in the interview scene in Good Will Hunting.
October 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I think this is intended to come off as intimidating backroom toughassedness but it reminds me more of Ben Affleck singing "re-tain-er" in the interview scene in Good Will Hunting.
The saddest part of the trash bag on the sidewalk revanchists is that they are also declaring their ignorance of the most righteous beatdown in 70s cinema.
May 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The saddest part of the trash bag on the sidewalk revanchists is that they are also declaring their ignorance of the most righteous beatdown in 70s cinema.
Andrew Cuomo’s sideline — nuke startup adviser — just bumped a bit further into the money.
May 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Andrew Cuomo’s sideline — nuke startup adviser — just bumped a bit further into the money.
standing up a political committee to call for the secretary of defense to not get fired...
March 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
standing up a political committee to call for the secretary of defense to not get fired...
February 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“It’s sort of like, ‘OK, which time were you lying?’”
Davos reconvenes and recalibrates principles, preparing for another dance with Trump.
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
Davos reconvenes and recalibrates principles, preparing for another dance with Trump.
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
January 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
“It’s sort of like, ‘OK, which time were you lying?’”
Davos reconvenes and recalibrates principles, preparing for another dance with Trump.
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
Davos reconvenes and recalibrates principles, preparing for another dance with Trump.
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
"Yep, that's me."
Bezos, ring-kissing, and the eminent flexibility of capital.
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Bezos, ring-kissing, and the eminent flexibility of capital.
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
January 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"Yep, that's me."
Bezos, ring-kissing, and the eminent flexibility of capital.
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Bezos, ring-kissing, and the eminent flexibility of capital.
www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
Rahm Emanuel, teasing the left for not appreciating the Clinton years, doesn't have a lot to say about the evisceration of the industrial midwest and southeast, for some reason.
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/03/o...
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/03/o...
December 4, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Rahm Emanuel, teasing the left for not appreciating the Clinton years, doesn't have a lot to say about the evisceration of the industrial midwest and southeast, for some reason.
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/03/o...
www.nytimes.com/2024/12/03/o...
[squinting hard]
Don’t let your fat dog smoke with skaters
Don’t let your fat dog smoke with skaters
June 13, 2023 at 4:23 PM
[squinting hard]
Don’t let your fat dog smoke with skaters
Don’t let your fat dog smoke with skaters
