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"They can't do that, that's illegal!" I scream into the void from my El Salvadorian prison cell.
Chuck Schumer at the wishing well with a handful of pennies. Retire bitch @schumer.senate.gov
JAKE TAPPER: You called on Hegseth to release the full tapes of the attack. What sort of action are Democrats prepared to take to make this happen?
CHUCK SCHUMER: We hope that they will release the tapes.
CHUCK SCHUMER: We hope that they will release the tapes.
December 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Chuck Schumer at the wishing well with a handful of pennies. Retire bitch @schumer.senate.gov
I have been howling for five solid minutes
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I have been howling for five solid minutes
Mad Men is on HBO now. Guess I'll start it. Fuck.
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Mad Men is on HBO now. Guess I'll start it. Fuck.
Ordered shit on Friday. "Will be delivered on Sunday." Sunday evening, "Now Arriving Tomorrow." Today, "Might be delivered on Dec 2, maybe later, who knows?" Fuck you Bezos you bitch
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Ordered shit on Friday. "Will be delivered on Sunday." Sunday evening, "Now Arriving Tomorrow." Today, "Might be delivered on Dec 2, maybe later, who knows?" Fuck you Bezos you bitch
QB slide is more dangerous than just getting tackled. Leaves the QB completely vulnerable while thinking they're safe and defenders have to try to avoid hitting the QB at the last second despite all their momentum. Silly rule.
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
QB slide is more dangerous than just getting tackled. Leaves the QB completely vulnerable while thinking they're safe and defenders have to try to avoid hitting the QB at the last second despite all their momentum. Silly rule.
Of course Auburn hires that ginger headed cunt from South Florida. There was no other option. He'll fit right in.
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Of course Auburn hires that ginger headed cunt from South Florida. There was no other option. He'll fit right in.
Fuck every single one of yall.
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Fuck every single one of yall.
How bout all you fuckheads that tweeted that sec officials were trying to help Bama win two minutes ago explain that flag
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
How bout all you fuckheads that tweeted that sec officials were trying to help Bama win two minutes ago explain that flag
I haven't hated an Alabama team this much since last season
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I haven't hated an Alabama team this much since last season
Jesus give me the power to refrain from calling Ryan Grubbs a slur amen
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Jesus give me the power to refrain from calling Ryan Grubbs a slur amen
Fucking cutesy ass flea flicker ruined ALL the goddamn momentum. Not the first time this season we've sabotaged ourselves w dumb shit.
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Fucking cutesy ass flea flicker ruined ALL the goddamn momentum. Not the first time this season we've sabotaged ourselves w dumb shit.
Worthless ass LSU
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Worthless ass LSU
Mega millions says wuzzup
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Mega millions says wuzzup
I got OSU 12-0, Indiana 12-0, TAMU 11-1, Ole Miss 11-1, UGA 11-1, Texas Tech 11-1, the ACC champ, and a Power 4 champ as locks. Oregon is win and in. OU and ND are win and almost guaranteed in. That leaves one slot. if BYU wins b12 that's that. Unless Bama wins sec, then ND falls out?
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I got OSU 12-0, Indiana 12-0, TAMU 11-1, Ole Miss 11-1, UGA 11-1, Texas Tech 11-1, the ACC champ, and a Power 4 champ as locks. Oregon is win and in. OU and ND are win and almost guaranteed in. That leaves one slot. if BYU wins b12 that's that. Unless Bama wins sec, then ND falls out?
HSO: ALL college football traditions are stupid. Your song? Stupid. Your chant? Dumb. Head coach sprinting onto the field down a steep hill? Ridiculous.
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
HSO: ALL college football traditions are stupid. Your song? Stupid. Your chant? Dumb. Head coach sprinting onto the field down a steep hill? Ridiculous.
Dont get thrown out for headbutting an official in college football huh? If that was the NBA he's gone and suspended 3 games. If that's MLB, hes sent to prison in Ecuador.
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Dont get thrown out for headbutting an official in college football huh? If that was the NBA he's gone and suspended 3 games. If that's MLB, hes sent to prison in Ecuador.
Go Muthafuckin Spurs Go
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Go Muthafuckin Spurs Go
So Bama Georgia rematch unless Bama chokes tomorrow then Lane gets a rematch w Georgia?
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
So Bama Georgia rematch unless Bama chokes tomorrow then Lane gets a rematch w Georgia?
Yesterday I walked up on my early 30s year old cousin eating a bowl of beans and I go, "What is this, Cars 2?"
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Yesterday I walked up on my early 30s year old cousin eating a bowl of beans and I go, "What is this, Cars 2?"
My cousin's gf talked me into trying carrot cake for the first time in my life bc she made it and she's the sweetest so I reluctantly had her cut me the thinnest slice of cake imaginable and it was fucking amazing.
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My cousin's gf talked me into trying carrot cake for the first time in my life bc she made it and she's the sweetest so I reluctantly had her cut me the thinnest slice of cake imaginable and it was fucking amazing.
Can't believe Hopper shows full dong in Stranger Things season five. Worth the wait!
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Can't believe Hopper shows full dong in Stranger Things season five. Worth the wait!
I've never heard of any of these people. Chat, am I cooked?
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I've never heard of any of these people. Chat, am I cooked?
Gave my leftover fried chicken wings to my niece. Ironically, if there was a heaven that act alone should me get thru them pearly gates, but now I'm stuck in chicken wingless hell.
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Gave my leftover fried chicken wings to my niece. Ironically, if there was a heaven that act alone should me get thru them pearly gates, but now I'm stuck in chicken wingless hell.
Theory: Every single person that makes it on stage on the Price is Right is on the spectrum
November 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Theory: Every single person that makes it on stage on the Price is Right is on the spectrum