Do you need to hypnotize or zonk-out a synthetic furry? Try magnets! Put one on their LCD screen face, or if you can get rather intimate, press it against their circuit board

And watch them go fuzzy and warm and stupid and eager to have whatever fun you want with them

This is the kind of energy I would bring to the pup meet up

Last time someone offered me a pawjob they ended up doing the Liu Kang bicycle kick and combo'd me for an easy KO :(

Gay Ass Truck, taunting you with its spacious backside

A dragon nick-named Toy Box because their favorite way to get fucked is by having as many penetration toys as possible stuffed into their holes

If you ever catch them wearing a butt plug, WATCH OUT!

When you pull the plug, all those silicon toys will come flying out like a can of snakes

I have! Quite the crass appearance at first blush.
I raise you bitter ginger.

This Is what your local mechanic has to deal with after a dragon fucks your car in the exhaust pipe