Dammit, should have named him xX_GerardWay_Xx like I normally would have.

XD thanks for the help!

You need a pet you innocently adopted at 12 with a porn name to even out the playing field.

When I see an account with too many immaculately named pets I feel like him and I may have been right to do so.

BHIRD🌟

Yessss!! You just have to remember some basic details!

I NEED MY VARWOLF MY NEPOTISM NEOPET!

Yeah I gained access to South_Park__ (LOL) a yeaaar ago and then lost it again when TNT had us change all our passwords again because of a security breach and my dumbass messed it up.

I'm gonna simply grovel at Natalie's feet for her to remove the restriction.

Yeah he's from Y8 I created him on Christmas day completely goosed on the juice and just left him, he has no cool stats the only thing he happens to have is a cool name, Keelut. I want him on my main as a Varwolf, release my son into my loving custody TNT!

It's the dough chico, the dough 🤌

Next up is the ma and pa of The Plains!

REUBEN BABY!!!!!

I'm going to eat it with my Saurkraut and you will have to accept me as a German National. That's the rules.

Where in Germany are you?

There must not be too many of you left right now you're all over here hiking the Ruahine Rangers.

Last year I stopped someone's German grandparents from hiking the three day trail over the 8 hour one.

Ask ma how should I consume the beet syrup? I must feast.

I would absolutely demolish that!

I would die for Asuka, no questions asked.

LETS CRANK THE KRAUT!