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Weird Spy Satellite Imagery. A speculative surveillance bot by @samplereality.bsky.social
Transmission #38568 from NROL-82 (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Grotto of Madness
2. Fanatic Source of Ricin
3. Grave Sanctuary
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
IMINT #3873 from GPS III-SV05 (UNCLASSIFIED)

1. Emo Airbnb
2. Coelacanth Lab
3. Maze of Chaos
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
IMINT #00745 from NROL-82 (UNCLASSIFIED)

1. Nerdcore Park
2. Spacecraft Bog
3. Secure Decorative Gourds
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Dispatch #0707 from Topaz 3 (ACCM)

1. Wall of Tomes
2. Doomscrolling Bog
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 AM
IMINT #329 from █████ ███████ ██ (TS/SCI)

1. Antique Science
2. Wall of Squids
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Manifest #6780 from Topaz 3 (CONFIDENTIAL)

1. Divine Bodily Remains
2. Unstable Well of Boomboxes
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
MASINT #1832 from Zuma (UNCLASSIFIED)

1. Famous Zombies
2. Maw of Wormholes
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
SIGINT #326 from RASR-2 (EXPERIMENTAL)

1. Lone Fire
2. Baby Teeth Fueling Station
3. Purple Capitalism
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Transmission #9816 from █████ ███████ ██ (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Stained Glass Echoes
2. Parade of Mud
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
MASINT #0437 from FalconSAT-8 (ACCM)

1. Ancient Space
2. Gothic Paper
3. Oblique Distortion
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
IMINT #9514 from NROL-129 (CONFIDENTIAL)

1. Parisian Shit
2. Evil Bathyspheres
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Manifest #5327 from Topaz 3 (L CLEARANCE)

1. 12th century CE Radon
2. Omniscient Yurts
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
SIGINT #46088 from NROL-111 (L CLEARANCE)

1. Malevolent Center
2. Tugboat Meadow
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Transmission #3831 from NROL-82 (CONFIDENTIAL)

1. Eldritch Energy Pillars
2. Infinite Idols
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
SIGINT #44105 from RASR-2 (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Convoys of Textbooks
2. Beautiful Radon
3. Black Hole of Doomscrolling
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
SIGINT #7310 from NROL-82 (EXPERIMENTAL)

1. Pataphysical Mausoleum of Dancers
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Update #164 from RASR-2 (ACCM)

1. Unbearable Snowmen Conference
2. Legendary Warehouse of Airships
3. God Yard
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Manifest #5181 from NROL-82 (TS/SCI)

1. Beautiful Fog
2. Viral Sanctuary
3. L'IL DeLoreans
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Manifest #40159 from SBIRS GEO-5 (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Ectoplasmic Den of Hyperobjects
2. Unknown Moose Cartel
3. Abattoir of Crimson Noise
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Dispatch #435 from SBIRS GEO-5 (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Alien Diadems
2. Parade of Cybertruck Bonesaws
3. Molten Supply Chain
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
IMINT #9696 from █████ ███████ ██ (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Vault of Wormholes
2. Fastness of Epstein Files
3. Pit of Ants
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Dispatch #5820 from RASR-2 (ACCM)

1. Bodily Remains Palisade
2. Mausoleum of Squids
3. Moat of Webkinz
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Transmission #439 from GPS III-SV05 (ACCM)

1. Grotto of Plastic
2. Cuckoo Clock Server Farm
3. Hollow Noise
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
IMINT #045 from Topaz 3 (USAP)

1. Lost Plastic
2. Field of Oneiric Peanuts
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Transmission #991 from NROL-82 (CLASSIFIED)

1. Mausoleum of Nature
2. Norse Circuses
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM