Cypress, Boy Constrictor
@weepingcypress.bsky.social
certified gun tranny. stereotype-filled animate corpse. semi practicing dog. 30% Olin WC846, 25% disgusting faggot, and 45% unholy rot by volume.
the deceased subject faced no charges.
the deceased subject faced no charges.
relationship ended with marlboro man
December 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
relationship ended with marlboro man
I return with hot dogues
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I return with hot dogues
optics bad for shotgun shooting fast moving airborne object. there’s a reason why shotgun sports all use the bead; you’re leading the shot further than the frame of any red dot can contain. it’s pointless.
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
optics bad for shotgun shooting fast moving airborne object. there’s a reason why shotgun sports all use the bead; you’re leading the shot further than the frame of any red dot can contain. it’s pointless.
most infantry aren’t good at trap shooting(even assuming military drones stay slow enough for even good shotgun sport autists to shoot down for the foreseeable future) so I think the shotgun will remain a martial dead end unto the end of war itself
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
most infantry aren’t good at trap shooting(even assuming military drones stay slow enough for even good shotgun sport autists to shoot down for the foreseeable future) so I think the shotgun will remain a martial dead end unto the end of war itself
i need a possum plushie so bad
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i need a possum plushie so bad
what part of what im saying(or even my profile) leads you to believe I am constantly bashing dems?
you need me to be like that, but that’s simply not true. I rarely engage in such argument firstly because I don’t care much and secondly because of people like you who dismiss any and all criticism.
you need me to be like that, but that’s simply not true. I rarely engage in such argument firstly because I don’t care much and secondly because of people like you who dismiss any and all criticism.
December 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
what part of what im saying(or even my profile) leads you to believe I am constantly bashing dems?
you need me to be like that, but that’s simply not true. I rarely engage in such argument firstly because I don’t care much and secondly because of people like you who dismiss any and all criticism.
you need me to be like that, but that’s simply not true. I rarely engage in such argument firstly because I don’t care much and secondly because of people like you who dismiss any and all criticism.
yeah im really happy to be surrounded by such allies who accuse me of supporting trump and suggest im not actually trans over internet discourse
go fuck yourself honestly. im not the one who needs to touch grass.
go fuck yourself honestly. im not the one who needs to touch grass.
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
yeah im really happy to be surrounded by such allies who accuse me of supporting trump and suggest im not actually trans over internet discourse
go fuck yourself honestly. im not the one who needs to touch grass.
go fuck yourself honestly. im not the one who needs to touch grass.
actually im a fan in the crowd who is displeased with the performance of the team talking to a fan who thinks they can do no wrong but whatever you need to say to dismiss criticism
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
actually im a fan in the crowd who is displeased with the performance of the team talking to a fan who thinks they can do no wrong but whatever you need to say to dismiss criticism
This entire series of threads has been people accusing me of doing shit I don’t care to do. I swear you’re all looking for enemies. The only meaningful discourse I engage with related to dems is dispelling qanon tier mythos about the trump assassination attempt.
December 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This entire series of threads has been people accusing me of doing shit I don’t care to do. I swear you’re all looking for enemies. The only meaningful discourse I engage with related to dems is dispelling qanon tier mythos about the trump assassination attempt.
I don’t do that. I merely saw this and was in a discoursing mood otherwise unrelated to the dems. I don’t think about electoral politicians much at all. Yet you still accuse me of doing that.
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I don’t do that. I merely saw this and was in a discoursing mood otherwise unrelated to the dems. I don’t think about electoral politicians much at all. Yet you still accuse me of doing that.
you realize most of the laws you want will affect the most marginalized first right
that’s what “responsible gun laws and gun ownership” means in actuality.
that’s what “responsible gun laws and gun ownership” means in actuality.
December 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
you realize most of the laws you want will affect the most marginalized first right
that’s what “responsible gun laws and gun ownership” means in actuality.
that’s what “responsible gun laws and gun ownership” means in actuality.
so you genuinely believe that it is not possible to critique a dem politician without being a trumper?
December 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
so you genuinely believe that it is not possible to critique a dem politician without being a trumper?
I am a responspible gun owning marginalized prole
December 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I am a responspible gun owning marginalized prole
and, last I checked, there’s a bit in that there federal constitution(which does bind state governments) against meting out cruel and unusual punishments.
do you think putting women in men’s prisons constitutes cruel and unusual punishment? I do. personally. maybe you don’t.
do you think putting women in men’s prisons constitutes cruel and unusual punishment? I do. personally. maybe you don’t.
December 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
and, last I checked, there’s a bit in that there federal constitution(which does bind state governments) against meting out cruel and unusual punishments.
do you think putting women in men’s prisons constitutes cruel and unusual punishment? I do. personally. maybe you don’t.
do you think putting women in men’s prisons constitutes cruel and unusual punishment? I do. personally. maybe you don’t.
that’s not anime that’s an album cover from a pretty cool doom metal band
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
that’s not anime that’s an album cover from a pretty cool doom metal band
so often people seem to forget that courts don’t exist purely to be an impartial arbitrator of law, but instead one of justice. it’s why jury nullification is a thing; juries decide guilt, not just whether or not the crime was committed.
December 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
so often people seem to forget that courts don’t exist purely to be an impartial arbitrator of law, but instead one of justice. it’s why jury nullification is a thing; juries decide guilt, not just whether or not the crime was committed.
okay. if it’s illegal to not put women in the rape dungeon, maybe breaking the law is a moral imperative.
even then the AG has always been able to legally throw a case if they want. there’s no reason they can’t; it happens all the time. it’s the department of Justice, not the department of law.
even then the AG has always been able to legally throw a case if they want. there’s no reason they can’t; it happens all the time. it’s the department of Justice, not the department of law.
December 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
okay. if it’s illegal to not put women in the rape dungeon, maybe breaking the law is a moral imperative.
even then the AG has always been able to legally throw a case if they want. there’s no reason they can’t; it happens all the time. it’s the department of Justice, not the department of law.
even then the AG has always been able to legally throw a case if they want. there’s no reason they can’t; it happens all the time. it’s the department of Justice, not the department of law.
yeah. I’m trans people, dumbass. Honestly I’d rather deal with fascists than people like you, since they make no moral justification for their transmisogyny, and invite being shot.
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
yeah. I’m trans people, dumbass. Honestly I’d rather deal with fascists than people like you, since they make no moral justification for their transmisogyny, and invite being shot.
the legal representative of a state can pick and choose how they go about prosecuting different cases, can they not?
The attorney general of the United States is doing that right now. Clearly possible.
The attorney general of the United States is doing that right now. Clearly possible.
December 7, 2025 at 7:10 PM
the legal representative of a state can pick and choose how they go about prosecuting different cases, can they not?
The attorney general of the United States is doing that right now. Clearly possible.
The attorney general of the United States is doing that right now. Clearly possible.
you wouldn’t be acting this way if it were any other civil right issue or any other minority. this would be entirely unacceptable, disqualifying from the DNC, if it were any other flavor of woman
fuck you. dog.
fuck you. dog.
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
you wouldn’t be acting this way if it were any other civil right issue or any other minority. this would be entirely unacceptable, disqualifying from the DNC, if it were any other flavor of woman
fuck you. dog.
fuck you. dog.
I literally did vote for harris. I did the harm reduction option.
Lots of so called allies these days who like to call the facts of my existence into question for not thinking a candidate I voted for is a good candidate.
Lots of so called allies these days who like to call the facts of my existence into question for not thinking a candidate I voted for is a good candidate.
December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I literally did vote for harris. I did the harm reduction option.
Lots of so called allies these days who like to call the facts of my existence into question for not thinking a candidate I voted for is a good candidate.
Lots of so called allies these days who like to call the facts of my existence into question for not thinking a candidate I voted for is a good candidate.
what did I say that was wrong? CADOJ did that under harris. I’m not going to just be forgiving about a former candidate tolerating putting people like me in a rape dungeon just because it’s legally backed, sorry.
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
what did I say that was wrong? CADOJ did that under harris. I’m not going to just be forgiving about a former candidate tolerating putting people like me in a rape dungeon just because it’s legally backed, sorry.
I do expect the AG to break the law when it is not just, yes. sorry I have that level of expectation for people in some of the highest seats of power in their respective states.
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I do expect the AG to break the law when it is not just, yes. sorry I have that level of expectation for people in some of the highest seats of power in their respective states.
most politicians are my enemy, but I still voted for harris you box of hair.
December 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
most politicians are my enemy, but I still voted for harris you box of hair.