Weedle
@weedle.bsky.social
She/her I am not a nurse no seriously I'm the fucking janitor I just wear scrubs to please stop making this mistake I've had people message me asking for medical advice
Someone thought they were being clever with our key to the biohazard disposal room
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Someone thought they were being clever with our key to the biohazard disposal room
Ah yes that famous line from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, act 3, scene 4:
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Ah yes that famous line from Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, act 3, scene 4:
Reading through World of Darkness lore again and learned that Lucifer, AKA: Satan, The Devil, The Prince of Darkness, The fallen angel who led a rebellion against God, lives in Los Angeles and works as a film producer.
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Reading through World of Darkness lore again and learned that Lucifer, AKA: Satan, The Devil, The Prince of Darkness, The fallen angel who led a rebellion against God, lives in Los Angeles and works as a film producer.
The final boss of obnoxious hotel bathroom design:
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The final boss of obnoxious hotel bathroom design:
So ya the moment I saw the trailer for the first game I clocked this series as Socialist Rick & Morty
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
So ya the moment I saw the trailer for the first game I clocked this series as Socialist Rick & Morty
Ya how offensive it is to suggest that local news could ever be used as a vector for shameless rightwing propaganda
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Ya how offensive it is to suggest that local news could ever be used as a vector for shameless rightwing propaganda
Put in applications for a janitor job at eight separate Buccees locations. The last one called me for the interview after just a few days so maybe next week I can finally get out of this soul crushing job.
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Put in applications for a janitor job at eight separate Buccees locations. The last one called me for the interview after just a few days so maybe next week I can finally get out of this soul crushing job.
Hey here's an idea what if applied for this same job at every location in Houston until I get one that aren't assholes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Hey here's an idea what if applied for this same job at every location in Houston until I get one that aren't assholes
Okay so apparently the Indian government has an organization called HIMANK in charge of building infrastructure on their border with China and someone somewhere in the bureaucracy decided that all the road signs should have those silly quotes your aunt sends you on Facebook.
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Okay so apparently the Indian government has an organization called HIMANK in charge of building infrastructure on their border with China and someone somewhere in the bureaucracy decided that all the road signs should have those silly quotes your aunt sends you on Facebook.
Deforested a hillside to put up some solar panels. Somewhere I can hear Edward Abbey shouting and probably blaming it on brown people.
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Deforested a hillside to put up some solar panels. Somewhere I can hear Edward Abbey shouting and probably blaming it on brown people.
BBC television license inspectors on patrol
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
BBC television license inspectors on patrol
Biblically Accurate Napoleon
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Biblically Accurate Napoleon
If you don't mind splitting the bag with Disney just let them make it their animators are clearly begging for the chance to
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If you don't mind splitting the bag with Disney just let them make it their animators are clearly begging for the chance to
Dead eyed stare as I stack individual pieces of scrap metal
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Dead eyed stare as I stack individual pieces of scrap metal
trees trees trees
sleep?
No. Trees.
sleep?
No. Trees.
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
trees trees trees
sleep?
No. Trees.
sleep?
No. Trees.
Trees trees placing so many trees like a hundred more trees left to place
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Trees trees placing so many trees like a hundred more trees left to place
Wondering why we were losing so badly and it's because we had an entire armored division camped in our spawn point trying to farm their K/D instead of going after either of the objectives right next to them.
These people make me understand why decimation was a thing. Crassus did nothing wrong.
These people make me understand why decimation was a thing. Crassus did nothing wrong.
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Wondering why we were losing so badly and it's because we had an entire armored division camped in our spawn point trying to farm their K/D instead of going after either of the objectives right next to them.
These people make me understand why decimation was a thing. Crassus did nothing wrong.
These people make me understand why decimation was a thing. Crassus did nothing wrong.