Henry (Cool Breeze) Wilson
@weatherdude99.bsky.social
Old Professor from the Smoky Mountains; has read way too many books. Believes history is our future. Can predict the weather & grow better 🍅 than most mortals
BREAKING BROKE GNUS 🐃
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ICE assault on New Orleans falls apart after French Quarter street urchins offer thuggish agents “free rides,“ complete with carb-laden beignets, cheap wine, and tainted crayfish. All agents now trans
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ICE assault on New Orleans falls apart after French Quarter street urchins offer thuggish agents “free rides,“ complete with carb-laden beignets, cheap wine, and tainted crayfish. All agents now trans
December 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
BREAKING BROKE GNUS 🐃
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ICE assault on New Orleans falls apart after French Quarter street urchins offer thuggish agents “free rides,“ complete with carb-laden beignets, cheap wine, and tainted crayfish. All agents now trans
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ICE assault on New Orleans falls apart after French Quarter street urchins offer thuggish agents “free rides,“ complete with carb-laden beignets, cheap wine, and tainted crayfish. All agents now trans
Proud to announce I have been awarded the first Interdimensional transgalactic overlord of eternal cosmic harmony peace prize by the International Lawn Darts Federation 🏆
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Proud to announce I have been awarded the first Interdimensional transgalactic overlord of eternal cosmic harmony peace prize by the International Lawn Darts Federation 🏆
In others words: Trump
December 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
In others words: Trump
BREAKING BROKE GNUS 🐃
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Unable to win indictment of a ham sandwich, Trump DOJ indicts a baloney sandwich; “it’s Pam’s specialty,” boasts Trump, “nobody serves baloney like Slam Blondie”
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Unable to win indictment of a ham sandwich, Trump DOJ indicts a baloney sandwich; “it’s Pam’s specialty,” boasts Trump, “nobody serves baloney like Slam Blondie”
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
BREAKING BROKE GNUS 🐃
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Unable to win indictment of a ham sandwich, Trump DOJ indicts a baloney sandwich; “it’s Pam’s specialty,” boasts Trump, “nobody serves baloney like Slam Blondie”
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Unable to win indictment of a ham sandwich, Trump DOJ indicts a baloney sandwich; “it’s Pam’s specialty,” boasts Trump, “nobody serves baloney like Slam Blondie”
On the plus side, know-it-all financial analysts on CNBC continue to enjoy solid job security, abundant airtime & generous benefits—even while being consistently wrong in their often laughable “analysis”
🚨 CNBC on latest jobs numbers: "A big miss on ADP payrolls. The private payroll company saying private payrolls shed 32,000 workers in Nov. That's the 4th negative number in past 6 months. The estimate was for +40,000, so the street was off ... this may be coming from being hammered by the tariffs"
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
On the plus side, know-it-all financial analysts on CNBC continue to enjoy solid job security, abundant airtime & generous benefits—even while being consistently wrong in their often laughable “analysis”
Seems like a good time to remind folks that the “War on Drugs” is a complete fiasco; the only casualties are the suffering addicts who need medical help to recover from addiction. Bombing defenseless boats in the Caribbean does nothing to solve our “drug problem”—it’s just another shabby distraction
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Seems like a good time to remind folks that the “War on Drugs” is a complete fiasco; the only casualties are the suffering addicts who need medical help to recover from addiction. Bombing defenseless boats in the Caribbean does nothing to solve our “drug problem”—it’s just another shabby distraction
Whiskey Pete Hegseth is no longer on thin ice—he’s broken through the ice & is sinking rapidly toward the murky bottom, mammalian diving reflex engaged. What happens when you put an abusive, unqualified junior officer with a drinking problem in charge of the most powerful military force on 🌎 ?
THIS
THIS
December 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Whiskey Pete Hegseth is no longer on thin ice—he’s broken through the ice & is sinking rapidly toward the murky bottom, mammalian diving reflex engaged. What happens when you put an abusive, unqualified junior officer with a drinking problem in charge of the most powerful military force on 🌎 ?
THIS
THIS
Maybe she & Blowdry Barbie can form their own personal mockery of a law {in}firm
No Habba job. Sad!
Breaking News: A federal court said that Alina Habba, a Trump-appointed lawyer, had been serving unlawfully as the U.S. attorney in New Jersey. She was neither confirmed by the Senate nor appointed by district trial court judges — the two traditional pathways.
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Maybe she & Blowdry Barbie can form their own personal mockery of a law {in}firm
There’s always a thin line between war & murder, and under our current unstable, unqualified “Secretary of War,“ we’ve clearly crossed that line. While Hegseth may not realize it (or care), state sponsored lethal force is allowed only under legally binding rules—not on the whims of a few angry men
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
There’s always a thin line between war & murder, and under our current unstable, unqualified “Secretary of War,“ we’ve clearly crossed that line. While Hegseth may not realize it (or care), state sponsored lethal force is allowed only under legally binding rules—not on the whims of a few angry men
Soldiers in a democracy swear to refuse unlawful orders.
Soldiers in a dictatorship swear to follow unlawful orders.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
Soldiers in a dictatorship swear to follow unlawful orders.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Soldiers in a democracy swear to refuse unlawful orders.
Soldiers in a dictatorship swear to follow unlawful orders.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
Soldiers in a dictatorship swear to follow unlawful orders.
Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
Not backing down from a long series of humiliating legal fiascos, Pam Blondi vows to charge Comey with “egregious waffle fry consumption“ at Airport Food Court
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Not backing down from a long series of humiliating legal fiascos, Pam Blondi vows to charge Comey with “egregious waffle fry consumption“ at Airport Food Court
Reposted by Henry (Cool Breeze) Wilson
Day #301
Yes Secretary Besset. The immigrants are bringing their cows into the US.
They bring all the hay needed. They've trained them not to poop on the way.
No one notices the cow that he carries as he travels.
Absurdity. This is conspiracy gone too far.
The earth is flat! Right?
Yes Secretary Besset. The immigrants are bringing their cows into the US.
They bring all the hay needed. They've trained them not to poop on the way.
No one notices the cow that he carries as he travels.
Absurdity. This is conspiracy gone too far.
The earth is flat! Right?
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Day #301
Yes Secretary Besset. The immigrants are bringing their cows into the US.
They bring all the hay needed. They've trained them not to poop on the way.
No one notices the cow that he carries as he travels.
Absurdity. This is conspiracy gone too far.
The earth is flat! Right?
Yes Secretary Besset. The immigrants are bringing their cows into the US.
They bring all the hay needed. They've trained them not to poop on the way.
No one notices the cow that he carries as he travels.
Absurdity. This is conspiracy gone too far.
The earth is flat! Right?
BREAKING BROKE GNUS 🐃
Right side of Trump’s brain bitterly attacks left side; calls it a ”RINO cerebral cortex.” Also suggests that his amygdala is “tremendously soft & woke” 🧠
Right side of Trump’s brain bitterly attacks left side; calls it a ”RINO cerebral cortex.” Also suggests that his amygdala is “tremendously soft & woke” 🧠
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
BREAKING BROKE GNUS 🐃
Right side of Trump’s brain bitterly attacks left side; calls it a ”RINO cerebral cortex.” Also suggests that his amygdala is “tremendously soft & woke” 🧠
Right side of Trump’s brain bitterly attacks left side; calls it a ”RINO cerebral cortex.” Also suggests that his amygdala is “tremendously soft & woke” 🧠
I’m not saying MAGA apologists are getting more & more unhinged trying to justify Trump’s despicable criminality, but I’m hearing rumors that the DOJ is planning to reclassify his future bank robberies as “expedited withdrawals“
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I’m not saying MAGA apologists are getting more & more unhinged trying to justify Trump’s despicable criminality, but I’m hearing rumors that the DOJ is planning to reclassify his future bank robberies as “expedited withdrawals“
Trump is clearly implicated in the Epstein child trafficking ring; why else would a notoriously selfish man direct every resource at his command to suppress those files? Ask yourself: why would an innocent man devote virtually every waking minute to hiding evidence that would prove his innocence?
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Trump is clearly implicated in the Epstein child trafficking ring; why else would a notoriously selfish man direct every resource at his command to suppress those files? Ask yourself: why would an innocent man devote virtually every waking minute to hiding evidence that would prove his innocence?
While I’m as furious as the next progressive about the Senate Dems cave, it does have one silver lining; once the government opens up, Mike Johnson’s flimsy pretext for not swearing in AZ Representative Grijalva becomes even flimsier, & likely unsustainable under relentless political pressure
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
While I’m as furious as the next progressive about the Senate Dems cave, it does have one silver lining; once the government opens up, Mike Johnson’s flimsy pretext for not swearing in AZ Representative Grijalva becomes even flimsier, & likely unsustainable under relentless political pressure
Keep the blue tsunami going by supporting this dynamic democratic populist in TN
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Keep the blue tsunami going by supporting this dynamic democratic populist in TN
Am I the only one who noticed Trump’s goofy new hairstyle? He seems to have gone from hideous comb-over that looks like a dead possum to some sort of fluffed up cotton candy flattop that —miraculously—looks even worse
November 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Am I the only one who noticed Trump’s goofy new hairstyle? He seems to have gone from hideous comb-over that looks like a dead possum to some sort of fluffed up cotton candy flattop that —miraculously—looks even worse
After Mamdami wins New York tomorrow, can my Marxist Socialist Communist Antifa Anarchist Maoist buddies & I drive up and loot all those high-end Jewelry Stores? I need a new diamond nose ring😜
November 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
After Mamdami wins New York tomorrow, can my Marxist Socialist Communist Antifa Anarchist Maoist buddies & I drive up and loot all those high-end Jewelry Stores? I need a new diamond nose ring😜
Ok, Mike Johnson, here’s the deal: swear in Representative Grijalda, then jump on that plane to Argentina warming up on the tarmac. Final offer; nonnegotiable
October 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Ok, Mike Johnson, here’s the deal: swear in Representative Grijalda, then jump on that plane to Argentina warming up on the tarmac. Final offer; nonnegotiable
Please, Speaker Johnson, remind me again why the people of Arizona are not entitled to full representation in Congress.
Have you revoked their admission to the union? If not, please immediately swear in ALL their duly elected representatives—especially the one elected in a landslide last month
Have you revoked their admission to the union? If not, please immediately swear in ALL their duly elected representatives—especially the one elected in a landslide last month
October 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Please, Speaker Johnson, remind me again why the people of Arizona are not entitled to full representation in Congress.
Have you revoked their admission to the union? If not, please immediately swear in ALL their duly elected representatives—especially the one elected in a landslide last month
Have you revoked their admission to the union? If not, please immediately swear in ALL their duly elected representatives—especially the one elected in a landslide last month
Trump’s entire “Administration“ is just a scripted WWE “kofeve”;once
we realize this, the script for taking him down is clear: find a more fearsome liberal “villain” to take him out of the limelight & steal his thunder. Phase 1 is already underway: ridicule Tiny Hands into pathetic impotence
we realize this, the script for taking him down is clear: find a more fearsome liberal “villain” to take him out of the limelight & steal his thunder. Phase 1 is already underway: ridicule Tiny Hands into pathetic impotence
October 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Trump’s entire “Administration“ is just a scripted WWE “kofeve”;once
we realize this, the script for taking him down is clear: find a more fearsome liberal “villain” to take him out of the limelight & steal his thunder. Phase 1 is already underway: ridicule Tiny Hands into pathetic impotence
we realize this, the script for taking him down is clear: find a more fearsome liberal “villain” to take him out of the limelight & steal his thunder. Phase 1 is already underway: ridicule Tiny Hands into pathetic impotence
Whiskey Pete’s reckless deployment of our military as a chaotic extralegal pirate force is already backfiring—turns out recklessly sinking unidentified boats in international waters is not the fun holiday lark this “warfighter” imagined, and is guaranteed to blow up in his face
October 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Whiskey Pete’s reckless deployment of our military as a chaotic extralegal pirate force is already backfiring—turns out recklessly sinking unidentified boats in international waters is not the fun holiday lark this “warfighter” imagined, and is guaranteed to blow up in his face
I attended 2 No Kings protests in East Tennessee today & was godsmacked by the orderly enthusiasm & the spontaneous joy at both rallies.Even people in “deep red” Tennessee are getting energized, building an irresistible tsunami poised to sweep the corrupt Trump cabal into the ash heap of history
October 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I attended 2 No Kings protests in East Tennessee today & was godsmacked by the orderly enthusiasm & the spontaneous joy at both rallies.Even people in “deep red” Tennessee are getting energized, building an irresistible tsunami poised to sweep the corrupt Trump cabal into the ash heap of history
If Mike Johnson has decided to dissolve Congress, he should at least have the common courtesy to tell us that he’s thrown the Constitution out the window & willfully betrayed his oath.
Otherwise, do your f*cking job as Speaker & swear in the duly elected Representative from Arizona, little Mikey
Otherwise, do your f*cking job as Speaker & swear in the duly elected Representative from Arizona, little Mikey
October 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
If Mike Johnson has decided to dissolve Congress, he should at least have the common courtesy to tell us that he’s thrown the Constitution out the window & willfully betrayed his oath.
Otherwise, do your f*cking job as Speaker & swear in the duly elected Representative from Arizona, little Mikey
Otherwise, do your f*cking job as Speaker & swear in the duly elected Representative from Arizona, little Mikey