Wojtek the Union Law Bear
@wearyhobo.bsky.social
Union lawyer, misanthrope, hiking pants enthusiast. 90% assiduous. I used to write about baseball but now I don't even care if they cancel it. He/him.
this can be googled. hell, even chatgpt would probably tell you the right answer www.splicetoday.com/pop-culture/...
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
this can be googled. hell, even chatgpt would probably tell you the right answer www.splicetoday.com/pop-culture/...
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the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
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Incredibly funny how much political discussion is driven by the four things at the bottom while everyone else is getting cooked on Facebook looking at pictures of AI Eminem opening nursing homes for crying veterans
November 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Incredibly funny how much political discussion is driven by the four things at the bottom while everyone else is getting cooked on Facebook looking at pictures of AI Eminem opening nursing homes for crying veterans
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The fucking irony of this Jew to cape Third Reich white supremacist talking points BECAUSE his grandparents could assimilate into US culture when whiteness expanded just enough for them.
(One day he might find that this same conditional whiteness he was granted is more conditional+ less secure.)
(One day he might find that this same conditional whiteness he was granted is more conditional+ less secure.)
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The fucking irony of this Jew to cape Third Reich white supremacist talking points BECAUSE his grandparents could assimilate into US culture when whiteness expanded just enough for them.
(One day he might find that this same conditional whiteness he was granted is more conditional+ less secure.)
(One day he might find that this same conditional whiteness he was granted is more conditional+ less secure.)
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
Baby girl came in for some snuggles before I hit the kitchen
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Baby girl came in for some snuggles before I hit the kitchen
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Every prompt to chatbot software is “generate me some text.” If it generated you some text, it performed its function correctly. It never lies, it never wants anything, it’s text generating software that generates text.
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Every prompt to chatbot software is “generate me some text.” If it generated you some text, it performed its function correctly. It never lies, it never wants anything, it’s text generating software that generates text.
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
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*fatboy slim voice*
Right about now
Right about now
Bighole
Mother
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971
Mother
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
*fatboy slim voice*
Right about now
Right about now
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your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe
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the dreams in which i’m Gaming are the best i’ve ever had
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
the dreams in which i’m Gaming are the best i’ve ever had
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Canadian TV in the '80s was what I would describe as "completely unsupervised"
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Canadian TV in the '80s was what I would describe as "completely unsupervised"
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worst forest/trees problem in generations is that a canto is A SECTION OF A LONG POEM. THAT'S IT. YOU DIDN'T WRITE A CANTO BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THE WORD LOOKED COOL ON YOUR MEMOIR. CANTOS ARE POEMS. THAT LANGUAGE IS DYNAMIC DOES NOT MAKE YOUR SLAMBOOK A CANTO AMERICAN OR OTHERWISE
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
worst forest/trees problem in generations is that a canto is A SECTION OF A LONG POEM. THAT'S IT. YOU DIDN'T WRITE A CANTO BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THE WORD LOOKED COOL ON YOUR MEMOIR. CANTOS ARE POEMS. THAT LANGUAGE IS DYNAMIC DOES NOT MAKE YOUR SLAMBOOK A CANTO AMERICAN OR OTHERWISE
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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but then the most incredible breach of journalistic ethics occurred!! i've been sitting on this consequential information for more than a year but i'm publishing it now entirely to annoy my ex. this makes me look like a great person. give me money
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
but then the most incredible breach of journalistic ethics occurred!! i've been sitting on this consequential information for more than a year but i'm publishing it now entirely to annoy my ex. this makes me look like a great person. give me money
I've watched a lot of Peacock's NBA coverage so far and I didn't anticipate like Jamal Crawford this much
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I've watched a lot of Peacock's NBA coverage so far and I didn't anticipate like Jamal Crawford this much
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i hope this guy finds out that you can skip every step of this process and just listen to music other people have made that sounds interesting to you
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
i hope this guy finds out that you can skip every step of this process and just listen to music other people have made that sounds interesting to you
You have to respect "Adolfs Hitler" though
sometimes you just need to take a step back and marvel at the absurdity that is the left-NIMBY mindset
these are not normal, rational people. they have descended into a bespoke form of madness
these are not normal, rational people. they have descended into a bespoke form of madness
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
You have to respect "Adolfs Hitler" though
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this isn't funny. electorates only act like this when they're very upset
Generic Ballot Polling:
🔵 Democrat: 46%
🔴 Republican: 36%
High Point / Nov 14, 2025
🔵 Democrat: 46%
🔴 Republican: 36%
High Point / Nov 14, 2025
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
this isn't funny. electorates only act like this when they're very upset
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
There remains some beauty in this dark, sad world
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November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
There remains some beauty in this dark, sad world
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We’ve strayed too far from the light
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
We’ve strayed too far from the light
I once spent a spring break watching crouching tiger hidden dragon and the way of the gun every single night before bed
Name a film you've seen six times.
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I once spent a spring break watching crouching tiger hidden dragon and the way of the gun every single night before bed