Bill Lummis
@wblummis.bsky.social
Application security for big tech. Maryland. Father to cute gremlins
I did a Dutch oven loaf for the first time and it came out pretty well!
October 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I did a Dutch oven loaf for the first time and it came out pretty well!
Bigfoot is just skinny bears standing up after hibernation!
October 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Bigfoot is just skinny bears standing up after hibernation!
No kings except this model of physical perfection
October 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
No kings except this model of physical perfection
Trying to get my kids to hurry getting out the door like
September 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Trying to get my kids to hurry getting out the door like
These adorable jerks invaded my ceiling
September 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
These adorable jerks invaded my ceiling
Right here, obviously
July 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Right here, obviously
One of them chewed a hole through the siding on my chimney and went through my entire house to have babies in the ceiling of my bathroom. I was equal parts impressed and upset. At least the babies were cute
June 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
One of them chewed a hole through the siding on my chimney and went through my entire house to have babies in the ceiling of my bathroom. I was equal parts impressed and upset. At least the babies were cute
Happy Father's Day all
June 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Happy Father's Day all
![[to the tune of "if you're happy and you know it"]
are you sure that tweet will sound good read in court](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zwuq726yj7yz7tseuqpdul2n/bafkreiheqxg4tm2qklcxtj63hibgp5xrixhkl4amrvegxu7a6xoincoebu@jpeg)
Man Sesame Street is way different now than when I was a kid
January 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Man Sesame Street is way different now than when I was a kid