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John Calvin’s Strongest Soldier
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Presbyterian
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Iykyk
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
“Buddhism is not a religion” is fascinating to me because it’s a kind of Christian supremacy: what’s going unsaid here is “Buddhism is too dissimilar from Christianity, the ideal of religion, to be considered a religion.”
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Now the Jingle Hop has begun.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I’m sorry, at a recent conference?
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
They read the Bible.
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I love Morrowind but the dice system can be absolute bs. I have 75 in speech and I’m wearing nobleman’s clothing, this should be an auto pass.
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I bought Terra Nil on launch a few years ago and thought it was kind of neat but way too short for the price. Most reviewers seemed to agree. But when the studio announced they were working on other things and wouldn’t be adding free updates in the near future, it was a small controversy.
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
How your email finds me:
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I would liquidate every asset I have and fork over my entire net worth to sit next to James White. Idk who the other guy is.
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This meme but it’s New Vegas jank on top and Skyrim jank on the bottom.
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
“She’s kind of pretty in a way”
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Yeah good luck with this.
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Does anyone remember this movie?

True story, it was shot as an R-rated crime comedy called “Down and Under.” Test screenings went awful, so they added one scene of a talking CGI kangaroo, featured it heavily in commercials, and released a toned down version claiming it was a family film.
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I’m so sorry but I’m rewatching Blade Runner and
November 6, 2025 at 1:37 AM
How your parents expect you to react when they say they’re making a roast:
November 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I love him so much.
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Brb parachuting into an active volcano
October 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I have achieved full disassociation.
October 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM