Al the Archer
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Al the Archer
@wastingyourgum.bsky.social
Scottish, old enough to know better (doesn't)
#OFMD, #RhysDarbyFaction, Cryptid Knight Forever
(she/her) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🏴‍☠️🏹⚽️
Let's not hide that beautiful schnozz...
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
....I can see it.
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Rhys Darby's week on House of Games will be week 2 beginning December 29th! (Thanks to @merbee.bsky.social for the heads-up!)
#RhysDarbyFaction
December 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The Darby photo rule: if it's not 🤏👓, then it's 👍
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
First official pic of Rhys Darby in Richard Osman's Festive House of Games, starting on December 22nd on BBC2 and iPlayer in the UK!
#RhysDarbyFaction
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
🎉
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Some people like their humps a bit gritty - I'm not one to judge... but this is better 😁
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Nigel in the new Jumanji:
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Just realised we'll know *exactly* when Rhys starts filming #Jumanji as it'll be bye bye beard! I doubt they'll dye his hair since the hat stays on but the face fuzz will have to go!
(Please take this news as the happy/tragic occurrence it is, depending on your preference.)
#RhysDarbyFaction
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Post a book you love from the ‘80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Absolute ray of sunshine personified 🌞
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 AM
That little "Woohoohoo!" from Buttons as he's filming - also skating and looking backwards as well?! 🥰 Love them both!
November 18, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Happy Birthday!! Please enjoy some more vintage Rhysie 💖
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
UK Fantasy author Jo de-Lancey on who they would most like to have breakfast with: "Rhys Darby. I’ve seen him live twice, and both times I laughed myself a six-pack. I love how his stand-up routine is all story based. He’s so entertaining and such a unique talent."
#RhysDarbyFaction
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM
🥵 Sir, this is a family movie...
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"Dear Santa, for Christmas 2026 can I please have some more lines? Maybe a love interest if possible? And a new machete sharpener. Thank you."
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 AM
(Seems an auspicious day to bring this over from the ol' birdsite! 😁)
I know what the people want. Unfortunately that's never what my brain delivers, so we have this instead...
Nigel/Jurgen, Jumanji, established relationship, (yes, that's what it says), E rated
archiveofourown.org/works/56963164
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I know where I'd be...
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Another day where Holly from #RelaxImFromTheFuture is a whole mood...
"Nothing's just good."
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
One of the many, many things that have delighted me this weekend: Muppet Ed is in a kilt! 😍
#WeeCon
November 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
So far, so... well "good" might be pushing it but *hacker voice* I'm on.
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM