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the implications of "it's a real skull" and "it's pretty small" both percolating into awareness at the same time must've been quite an experience
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
yeah his brain is pure cat food but unfortunately he's not calling Vance incompetent here
December 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
something about Democrats of a certain age being totally in thrall to Israel to the point that they literally can't conceive of legitimate opposition to even its greatest atrocities, it's very weird and I don't think money fully explains it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Allen Iverson is also out. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar will not play. Bob Cousy to be reevaluated in his next incarnation.
December 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I speak sunsetting idiot, he's trying to say he debated Biden and Vance debated Walz and he wasn't sure if Biden or Walz was more incompetent.
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
it's even more incoherent when the entire premise of the 2nd strike was they did clearly see those survivors. And I'll bet 1 million Kash challenge coins that Pete's office has very good climate control and he gets VERY pissy about where he wants it.
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Demogorgon replaced with some asshole from Yu-Gi-Oh. Hopper has a full sleeve tribal tattoo. Eleven is named Fitty. Writes itself.
December 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Great news Donald, the Trump afterlife is now the “hottest” out there!
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Ironically "watch this space for eventual ZINGERS" then crickets was funnier than any actual joke he could've come up with.
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Yeah he’s not wrong about the outcome but that’s why you fucking make them put their names on it.
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Can't wait, I've already got plans to camp out overnight in space so I'm first in line for a room!
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
whole ass government of tween boys wearing Dad's uniform and flexing in the mirror
December 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Dozed off and the screensaver came on, QED
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It’s not that simple - you also have to not go to work anywhere else. Imagine the willpower
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It’d be a terrible campaign slogan, like you’d never put it on a banner or try to get people to chant it, but as a general statement of philosophy for TV hits and such it’s fine.
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I mean “Afghan people and many other ethnicities are genetically evil” is a kind of consistency
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Did she post about the beach vow because that sounds like an intentional kind of fucked up
November 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Posts like this always imply there are several less stable people in the same situation who believe the robot got them pregnant
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Like I’m pretty sure there’s dark meat in there but they made damn sure it was stuck at the bottom
November 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
“They do not belong to themselves, they belong to the creepy old hypocrite men who they are told speak for god and must be obeyed.”
November 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
She didn’t even get teased, she got a completely reasonable and cogent set of reasons why she got a bad grade from two separate graders.
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Her 200 year old husband has a hard time digesting it, I bet you feel like a real jerk now
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM