Wannabe Snorlax
@wannabesnorlax.bsky.social
Matt | he/they | 31yo | pan/ace | 6'2" | ~315 lbs | MINORS/BLANK ACCOUNTS/AI POSTERS WILL BE BLOCKED | in an open relationship with @lonedrag0nwolf.bsky.social | #GlorifyObesity
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
I am a machine that turns
Into
Into
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I am a machine that turns
Into
Into
I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE (until sunday lol) now come over here and cuddle already!
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE (until sunday lol) now come over here and cuddle already!
And the after pic! I love Thanksgiving~ *pat pat*
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
And the after pic! I love Thanksgiving~ *pat pat*
Happy Thankles everybody! Here's my before pic for y'all, gonna stuff this gut with so much ham and turkey~ #belly #bhm #fatboy #glorifyobesity
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Happy Thankles everybody! Here's my before pic for y'all, gonna stuff this gut with so much ham and turkey~ #belly #bhm #fatboy #glorifyobesity
See my penis. Display your penis.
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
See my penis. Display your penis.
@lonedrag0nwolf.bsky.social don't do it! I'll be sooooo pissed!
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
@lonedrag0nwolf.bsky.social don't do it! I'll be sooooo pissed!
Done and done, big guy~
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Done and done, big guy~
the new sbemail is trying to give me a boner and it's working smh
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
the new sbemail is trying to give me a boner and it's working smh
ngl I'm intimidated by this runtime
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
ngl I'm intimidated by this runtime
WOW! Thanks so much to everyone, especially my boyfie @lonedrag0nwolf.bsky.social for bumping the previous post!
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
WOW! Thanks so much to everyone, especially my boyfie @lonedrag0nwolf.bsky.social for bumping the previous post!
Wow, nearly at 250 followers! 👀👀
November 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Wow, nearly at 250 followers! 👀👀
LRP I've always liked characters made out of traditionally edible stuff, especially if they want to feed themselves to you like the Thrice Cream Man from Chowder. Makes the already tantalizing concept of vore even more appealing imo
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
LRP I've always liked characters made out of traditionally edible stuff, especially if they want to feed themselves to you like the Thrice Cream Man from Chowder. Makes the already tantalizing concept of vore even more appealing imo
The GOATs, obviously
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
The GOATs, obviously
Just updated my bio to make it official: I'm in an open relationship with the amazing @lonedrag0nwolf.bsky.social! It's hard to overstate how happy I am tbh 🥰🥰🥰
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Just updated my bio to make it official: I'm in an open relationship with the amazing @lonedrag0nwolf.bsky.social! It's hard to overstate how happy I am tbh 🥰🥰🥰
found on fb, where it was called "the animorph gender bathroom [sign]". awesome tattoo/patch design imo
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
found on fb, where it was called "the animorph gender bathroom [sign]". awesome tattoo/patch design imo
oh fuck i need these?
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
oh fuck i need these?
*A relevant meme approaches!*
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
*A relevant meme approaches!*
Time fo another hotel mirror selfie! Spending some time with a special friend of mine this weekend, more at 11 (lol)
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Time fo another hotel mirror selfie! Spending some time with a special friend of mine this weekend, more at 11 (lol)
How big are you? Quote skeet to cleanse the skyline:
6'2"
315 lbs
6'2"
315 lbs
November 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
How big are you? Quote skeet to cleanse the skyline:
6'2"
315 lbs
6'2"
315 lbs
CW // flashing lights, epilepsy
I didn't remember, oops 🤣
Either way, this was a super fun show! Everybody go listen to Justice!
I didn't remember, oops 🤣
Either way, this was a super fun show! Everybody go listen to Justice!
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
CW // flashing lights, epilepsy
I didn't remember, oops 🤣
Either way, this was a super fun show! Everybody go listen to Justice!
I didn't remember, oops 🤣
Either way, this was a super fun show! Everybody go listen to Justice!
Oh yeah, anyone else spend a bit too much on these adorable Chessex blind boxes recently? Cause I have lol
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Oh yeah, anyone else spend a bit too much on these adorable Chessex blind boxes recently? Cause I have lol
UMMMMMMM⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
UMMMMMMM⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️