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Marlene Detritus
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No One Asked Me.
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Happy 4 Elimination Games Day to all the fellow sickos
October 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Ely is gone to Ireland for two weeks so it's just me and Ziggy and Dito and they are already treating me like an unwanted babysitter so we are in for a good time.
September 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Emotionally hung over!
August 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Yes, I'm into ASMR*

*The "She Be She" radio hijack (1980) www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ybk...
Unknown Eskimo DJs - Eskimo Radio: She Be She Strike
YouTube video by Tupac Hologram
www.youtube.com
August 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I don't know if I can hack it over here, to be honest. I'll give it another shot.
November 13, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Woke up to a notification at 4am that an assignment was available at a middle school near me. First of all, rude, and second, I have been dodging middle schools all years, so it was nice to open it and find out that it had been snatched up. It's fine, I can have a little day off once in a while.
November 13, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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oh wow you went through a whole desert and your horse doesn't even have a name.. hey quick question, where do you think horse names come from
February 10, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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Gimme Magritte, boys, and free my soul / Ceci n’est pas une rock ‘n’ roll / Green apple face
February 8, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Oh word your love language is Acts Of Service? That’s wild, I’m an INFP. These are my dogs. Dito’s an empath and Ziggy is a sapiosexual.
January 17, 2024 at 8:05 PM
The app is messing up; I keep appearing under “Popular With Friends”.
January 1, 2024 at 9:26 PM
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[too loudly at party] yeah episcopal memes are some of the dankest protestant shit, probably anything could be for real
December 27, 2023 at 2:53 AM
SCROOGE: [calling downward to a boy in Sunday clothes, who perhaps had loitered in to look about him] “What’s to-day, my fine fellow?”
LOITERED-IN LOOKIN’-ASS BOY: “Why, it’s Go Fuck Yourself Scrooge Day!”
SCROOGE: “I haven’t missed it.”
December 26, 2023 at 7:48 PM
I do not remember this display name.
December 26, 2023 at 7:04 PM
It’s perfectly fine to say that something’s not art or that someone is not an artist. If anything one should interrogate why you feel it’s like an incursion on your person or worth.
December 26, 2023 at 6:51 PM
I keep suggesting that we go to the awesome Ethiopian cafe on the corner and Ely has to remind me that it burned down years ago. It’s not a bit; I genuinely cannot hold in my mind that it isn’t there anymore. It is simultaneously a ghost story and a running joke.
December 19, 2023 at 9:06 PM
I have been extended an invitation to interview with the school district, which is nice in as much as I am no longer stressing about hearing back and instead get to stress about weird things they might say to me while I feel for that one misshaven patch on my neck.
December 18, 2023 at 10:16 PM
In every relationship, one of you is going to be slow-sneaky and the other is going to be sneaky-fast. One of you is going to painstakingly plot out your goings-on in stealth, and the other is going to appear suddenly in the doorway when you know you just heard them bustling about in the kitchen.
December 18, 2023 at 4:09 PM
"Emotion and colonialism: building affective ties in contested landscapes. Settlers and their furnished burials and cremations in the Viking Age North Channel." On a Monday morning??
December 18, 2023 at 3:12 PM
Penny, our warden's dog, is coming to stay with us for a while. She and Ziggy are great together because they each so badly want to be chased, so their play is baiting each other and then running until they need to reestablish the plot.
December 18, 2023 at 3:01 PM
Ziggy levelling up his stump game.
December 16, 2023 at 10:04 PM
Ely got the boys matching sweaters to bring you this 1983 Olan Mills lookin’-ass holiday photo.
December 15, 2023 at 12:50 AM
Trying to find a new provider now that I have insurance again. Big upside of working in health sciences education for over a decade is I know pretty much all of these people. Hello, former student. You've probably guessed some of this.
December 6, 2023 at 6:41 PM
Recap.
December 5, 2023 at 9:32 PM
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reserving judgement until I see his tox screen
TUCSON, Ariz. (AP) — Ex-police officer Derek Chauvin, convicted of killing George Floyd, has been stabbed in federal prison, AP source says.
November 25, 2023 at 3:50 AM