what if I'm a statistical anomaly?

anyway, here's how you solve this problem without removing the chattery sidekicks entirely: you add in the option to give samus a denim jacket over her armor, as well as a hockey mullet

They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok

Leadership at these studios knows all the popular action titles have puzzles, but don’t understand they exist to add friction rather than merely offering a change of pace. So they add the requisite number of puzzles but have a helper character shouting the solution after 5 seconds.

…you know what, no, this might actually be Uncharted’s fault