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It’s not where you’re from;
it’s not where you’ve been;
it’s not what you’ve seen
*it’s where you’re between.*
⚒️People’s Republic of Essex ⚒️
YES I MEAN EAT TINA
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I HAVE BEATEN FLAG 13.
IN YOUR FACE!!!
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
There are bits that seem wholly unfair and just too hard.
Then, you beat them.
Flag 13 is a bastard.
November 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
…but it has destroyed my thumb stick.
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Get a job that pays the instalments on a twatmobile.
I’d imagine my job would be immeasurably less stressful if I could tell the boss to fuck off and choke on a bucketful in front of the entire office at any moment, without fear of losing the house, etc...
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I think that’s probably the reason.
Unless (I’ve not seen that episode) people think that because they’re caught graphically tromboning or something.
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I might *specify* black tracksuits and sportswear. And all tina sandwiches. I won’t be there, fuck it.
November 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
But… you don’t feel the need to save Hellmans Mayonnaise jars to drink cocktails out of though, right?
In the recycler.
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We should start a movement.

bsky.app/profile/vood...
Hello to anyone else up freakishly late sneaking Gü pots out of the cupboard and into the recycling.
November 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
‘…and the winner is…“Cranky McCrankface.”’
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
She’s playing to the spiteful wizened, soulless husks who are still Conservative Party Members.
People so mental, so detached and so at war with the modern world, that she sounds almost measured.
Johnson hollowed that party out for good.
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The pooch-screwing is baked-in, but to a fatal degree?
Not convinced.
Nazi Germany contributed to its own downfall by a series of self-owns & serial promotion of faithful over competence, but it still took the heft of the USA & the USSR and their allies to smother it.
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Such a hole of cuntiness he’s dug himself. He must really like the sound of approval he gets from whoever is still around him.
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh God, absolutely.
In the case of the US far right, another thing you hear is that Fascism’s defeat is inevitable, as though it was stopped entirely by self-defeat in WWII.
Nazi Germany was stopped by bigger, better mobilised powers.
If America goes full-tilt, who could possibly step in to stop it?
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Can this be used for GTA IV?
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
How did you smell?
November 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
November 27, 2025 at 10:45 PM
My firm is all on one floor in our building. When we had the one below too, we got passes.

Authoritarian? Is it?
a man with a beard is smiling while talking to another man .
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling while talking to another man .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
…and the UK was 6 years or so off hearing of him at that point.
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM