Royston
@voodooroy.bsky.social
It’s not where you’re from;
it’s not where you’ve been;
it’s not what you’ve seen
*it’s where you’re between.*
⚒️People’s Republic of Essex ⚒️
it’s not where you’ve been;
it’s not what you’ve seen
*it’s where you’re between.*
⚒️People’s Republic of Essex ⚒️
I HAVE BEATEN FLAG 13.
IN YOUR FACE!!!
IN YOUR FACE!!!
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I HAVE BEATEN FLAG 13.
IN YOUR FACE!!!
IN YOUR FACE!!!
…but it has destroyed my thumb stick.
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
…but it has destroyed my thumb stick.
I know this little sod is descended from wolves, but cannot make those words make sense in my head.
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I know this little sod is descended from wolves, but cannot make those words make sense in my head.
And in medieval Christian times tenuously accused women were burnt at the stake. What’s your point, Mrs Batshit?
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
And in medieval Christian times tenuously accused women were burnt at the stake. What’s your point, Mrs Batshit?
The 1989 cartoon of The Legend of Zelda is on Prime.
This is horrible.
“Look how they massacred my boy.”
This is horrible.
“Look how they massacred my boy.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The 1989 cartoon of The Legend of Zelda is on Prime.
This is horrible.
“Look how they massacred my boy.”
This is horrible.
“Look how they massacred my boy.”
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
How old is Soo?
Often a bit provocative flaunting a bit of ankle while scantily clad under the duvet, but I don’t want to be all Epstein.
Often a bit provocative flaunting a bit of ankle while scantily clad under the duvet, but I don’t want to be all Epstein.
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
How old is Soo?
Often a bit provocative flaunting a bit of ankle while scantily clad under the duvet, but I don’t want to be all Epstein.
Often a bit provocative flaunting a bit of ankle while scantily clad under the duvet, but I don’t want to be all Epstein.
My favourite ever snapshot of the THIS ISLAND IS MENTAL genre. Holy Christ.
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My favourite ever snapshot of the THIS ISLAND IS MENTAL genre. Holy Christ.
TBF, Durham is very high-ranked for non-Oxbridge.
However, a reputation exists for their output being insufferable (something about chips on shoulders about being smart, but not elite smart). Can’t say how fair that is, but Sebastian Dynamite isn’t helping.
However, a reputation exists for their output being insufferable (something about chips on shoulders about being smart, but not elite smart). Can’t say how fair that is, but Sebastian Dynamite isn’t helping.
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
TBF, Durham is very high-ranked for non-Oxbridge.
However, a reputation exists for their output being insufferable (something about chips on shoulders about being smart, but not elite smart). Can’t say how fair that is, but Sebastian Dynamite isn’t helping.
However, a reputation exists for their output being insufferable (something about chips on shoulders about being smart, but not elite smart). Can’t say how fair that is, but Sebastian Dynamite isn’t helping.
“Hey yo, Cheater”
“Whasssssup?”
“Whasssssup?”
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
“Hey yo, Cheater”
“Whasssssup?”
“Whasssssup?”
You would not believe how long people have found this potato hilarious in this house.
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
You would not believe how long people have found this potato hilarious in this house.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
We’re lucky. Our boy occasionally barks at them, but doesn’t get scared.
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
We’re lucky. Our boy occasionally barks at them, but doesn’t get scared.
I feel fully vindicated in my sustained policing never ever flying Ryanair:
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I feel fully vindicated in my sustained policing never ever flying Ryanair:
Typical. Just got round to buying the outdated one.
Feels like I bought a BeatleMax.
Feels like I bought a BeatleMax.
November 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Typical. Just got round to buying the outdated one.
Feels like I bought a BeatleMax.
Feels like I bought a BeatleMax.
CBeebies:
Now employing the same succession planning strategy as Everton & Celtic:
Now employing the same succession planning strategy as Everton & Celtic:
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
CBeebies:
Now employing the same succession planning strategy as Everton & Celtic:
Now employing the same succession planning strategy as Everton & Celtic:
Paid in jelly babies.
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Paid in jelly babies.
How my TL ordered itself:
November 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
How my TL ordered itself:
Oh fuck off, you plum.
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Oh fuck off, you plum.
Trump claiming a Nobel prize for quantum computing is precious. Here’s one:
let him put his name on it if he can even show he can clear his own cookies - when he can’t, make that browsing history public.
let him put his name on it if he can even show he can clear his own cookies - when he can’t, make that browsing history public.
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Trump claiming a Nobel prize for quantum computing is precious. Here’s one:
let him put his name on it if he can even show he can clear his own cookies - when he can’t, make that browsing history public.
let him put his name on it if he can even show he can clear his own cookies - when he can’t, make that browsing history public.
Of a vicar with a ‘tato
He's not strange
He just wants to live his life this way
He's not strange
He just wants to live his life this way
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Of a vicar with a ‘tato
He's not strange
He just wants to live his life this way
He's not strange
He just wants to live his life this way
