Royston
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It’s not where you’re from;
it’s not where you’ve been;
it’s not what you’ve seen
*it’s where you’re between.*
⚒️People’s Republic of Essex ⚒️
it’s not where you’ve been;
it’s not what you’ve seen
*it’s where you’re between.*
⚒️People’s Republic of Essex ⚒️
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Live scenes from inside Reform HQ
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Live scenes from inside Reform HQ
I know this little sod is descended from wolves, but cannot make those words make sense in my head.
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I know this little sod is descended from wolves, but cannot make those words make sense in my head.
And in medieval Christian times tenuously accused women were burnt at the stake. What’s your point, Mrs Batshit?
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
And in medieval Christian times tenuously accused women were burnt at the stake. What’s your point, Mrs Batshit?
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November 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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long-time followers of the channel may remember that time the bbc portrayed a tory chancellor as superman
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
long-time followers of the channel may remember that time the bbc portrayed a tory chancellor as superman
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new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
Hello to anyone else up freakishly late sneaking Gü pots out of the cupboard and into the recycling.
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hello to anyone else up freakishly late sneaking Gü pots out of the cupboard and into the recycling.
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In stead of sending a link to old threads every time someone uses the term "Dark Ages", I decided to put it all in an article.
Why most historians no longer use the biased misnomer “dark ages”.
Read it here:
fakehistoryhunter.net/2025/11/25/w...
or:
fakehistoryhunter.substack.com/p/why-most-h...
Why most historians no longer use the biased misnomer “dark ages”.
Read it here:
fakehistoryhunter.net/2025/11/25/w...
or:
fakehistoryhunter.substack.com/p/why-most-h...
Why most historians no longer use the biased misnomer “dark ages”
This is not YET another article on why calling the early middle ages the dark ages is iffy, it’s a list of sources & references. These days most historians no longer use the term “D…
fakehistoryhunter.net
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
In stead of sending a link to old threads every time someone uses the term "Dark Ages", I decided to put it all in an article.
Why most historians no longer use the biased misnomer “dark ages”.
Read it here:
fakehistoryhunter.net/2025/11/25/w...
or:
fakehistoryhunter.substack.com/p/why-most-h...
Why most historians no longer use the biased misnomer “dark ages”.
Read it here:
fakehistoryhunter.net/2025/11/25/w...
or:
fakehistoryhunter.substack.com/p/why-most-h...
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Some random dude once responded to a fun archaeology discovery tweet of mine with "Did you know that archaeologists now use satellite images and LIDAR to find ruins?" I replied "Yes I know I wrote the textbook". Truly GOATed days, they will never return.
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Some random dude once responded to a fun archaeology discovery tweet of mine with "Did you know that archaeologists now use satellite images and LIDAR to find ruins?" I replied "Yes I know I wrote the textbook". Truly GOATed days, they will never return.
Two and a half glasses of wine before dinner on a Tuesday Dad buzz is the new rock n’ roll.
(For working dads.)
(For working dads.)
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Two and a half glasses of wine before dinner on a Tuesday Dad buzz is the new rock n’ roll.
(For working dads.)
(For working dads.)
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Today's Peterborough Telegraph guest editor is Pam Ayres
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Today's Peterborough Telegraph guest editor is Pam Ayres
The 1989 cartoon of The Legend of Zelda is on Prime.
This is horrible.
“Look how they massacred my boy.”
This is horrible.
“Look how they massacred my boy.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The 1989 cartoon of The Legend of Zelda is on Prime.
This is horrible.
“Look how they massacred my boy.”
This is horrible.
“Look how they massacred my boy.”
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Hello, have you got a copy of "How to racially abuse people so they feel all warm & cuddly afterwards" by Nigel Farage ?
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Hello, have you got a copy of "How to racially abuse people so they feel all warm & cuddly afterwards" by Nigel Farage ?
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‘You, Boy!
Go and racially abuse everybody you meet
…but not in a hurtful or insulting way!’
Go and racially abuse everybody you meet
…but not in a hurtful or insulting way!’
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
‘You, Boy!
Go and racially abuse everybody you meet
…but not in a hurtful or insulting way!’
Go and racially abuse everybody you meet
…but not in a hurtful or insulting way!’
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The news cycle is so fast. I worry that people will move on too quickly from how the tragedy of Covid in the UK laid bare what a useless, self-serving shit Boris Johnson is. No respect for the most important responsibility, or the most important job.
The mob making the town fool king for a day.
The mob making the town fool king for a day.
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 AM
The news cycle is so fast. I worry that people will move on too quickly from how the tragedy of Covid in the UK laid bare what a useless, self-serving shit Boris Johnson is. No respect for the most important responsibility, or the most important job.
The mob making the town fool king for a day.
The mob making the town fool king for a day.
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.
A: Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.
A: Because it saw someone from work on a Saturday.
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Please don't judge me just because I was friends with the traitor Nathan Gill. Instead you can judge me because I described a man charged with rape, human trafficking, controlling prostitution and actual bodily harm as "an important voice for young men".
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Please don't judge me just because I was friends with the traitor Nathan Gill. Instead you can judge me because I described a man charged with rape, human trafficking, controlling prostitution and actual bodily harm as "an important voice for young men".
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Seconds into the meeting Mamdani bites down on the specially-prepared crown on his tooth releasing the woke mind virus, instally transforming everyone in the room into a socialist.
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Seconds into the meeting Mamdani bites down on the specially-prepared crown on his tooth releasing the woke mind virus, instally transforming everyone in the room into a socialist.
And huge mates with a nonce sex trafficker.
Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
And huge mates with a nonce sex trafficker.