"Strange Bug" | |『Clive』(RP/Parody)
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『We fought hard not to die yet we don't know how to live.』|| She/Her | [RP][Icon by [email protected]]
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I'm going to sleep in a bit, but consider me sold on the idea.
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I'm going to sleep in a bit, but consider me sold on the idea.
Oho! Able to roam you say...? I'd consider that different enough from the stationary ones I leave in some places just to be mean. Can they make different types of sounds? Like different beeps?
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Oho! Able to roam you say...? I'd consider that different enough from the stationary ones I leave in some places just to be mean. Can they make different types of sounds? Like different beeps?
Guh.
I'm absolutely going to have to educate her on why that's a really fucked up thing to say to someone. What if I just hire that out to someone else? But also what if they fuck it up?
Whatever, I'm going to eat a ginger tartlette and get some sleep.
I'm absolutely going to have to educate her on why that's a really fucked up thing to say to someone. What if I just hire that out to someone else? But also what if they fuck it up?
Whatever, I'm going to eat a ginger tartlette and get some sleep.
November 27, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Guh.
I'm absolutely going to have to educate her on why that's a really fucked up thing to say to someone. What if I just hire that out to someone else? But also what if they fuck it up?
Whatever, I'm going to eat a ginger tartlette and get some sleep.
I'm absolutely going to have to educate her on why that's a really fucked up thing to say to someone. What if I just hire that out to someone else? But also what if they fuck it up?
Whatever, I'm going to eat a ginger tartlette and get some sleep.
And, in case it's not clear:
I'm probably not a psychopath. Just low empathy and letting my impulse control have a break whenever it's not important to have it active.
I'm probably not a psychopath. Just low empathy and letting my impulse control have a break whenever it's not important to have it active.
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
And, in case it's not clear:
I'm probably not a psychopath. Just low empathy and letting my impulse control have a break whenever it's not important to have it active.
I'm probably not a psychopath. Just low empathy and letting my impulse control have a break whenever it's not important to have it active.
Oh, to be clear. I'm not mad at the "you're like a psychopath or something", outside of her implication that psychopaths don't need love, because I don't see "psychopath" as a state of innate evil like some do, but also because *she* doesn't see them as such.
Which makes it somehow MORE fucked up.
Which makes it somehow MORE fucked up.
November 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Oh, to be clear. I'm not mad at the "you're like a psychopath or something", outside of her implication that psychopaths don't need love, because I don't see "psychopath" as a state of innate evil like some do, but also because *she* doesn't see them as such.
Which makes it somehow MORE fucked up.
Which makes it somehow MORE fucked up.
But considering the fact that she didn't have "You don't need love is a formative lesson" on her "Clive bingo board", she doesn't deserve any actual *harm* done to her.
As much as I wish I could have punched her through the phone.
As much as I wish I could have punched her through the phone.
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
But considering the fact that she didn't have "You don't need love is a formative lesson" on her "Clive bingo board", she doesn't deserve any actual *harm* done to her.
As much as I wish I could have punched her through the phone.
As much as I wish I could have punched her through the phone.
I don't bother with actual revenge most of the time because it's usually not worth it, but when I do take revenge it's very carefully meted out. And let's be real, as *livid* as I am right now, she doesn't deserve *all* of it. But she does deserve to be annoyed up a wall at least.
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I don't bother with actual revenge most of the time because it's usually not worth it, but when I do take revenge it's very carefully meted out. And let's be real, as *livid* as I am right now, she doesn't deserve *all* of it. But she does deserve to be annoyed up a wall at least.
Like to be clear I am absolutely the sort TO get those sorts of revenges, but once the anger's burnt out all motivation is gone, and I'm gonna be honest, it's not going to survive hell months, and I'm just not going to have the brainpower to be sure the revenge doesn't go too far in such a state.
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Like to be clear I am absolutely the sort TO get those sorts of revenges, but once the anger's burnt out all motivation is gone, and I'm gonna be honest, it's not going to survive hell months, and I'm just not going to have the brainpower to be sure the revenge doesn't go too far in such a state.
I'm not actually going to annoy her in every possible way, because it's the hell months and I am NOT going to let myself get sloppy on this, and I'll be mostly over it before the end of the year, but also, WHAT THE HELL?
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I'm not actually going to annoy her in every possible way, because it's the hell months and I am NOT going to let myself get sloppy on this, and I'll be mostly over it before the end of the year, but also, WHAT THE HELL?
Like seriously, in what world is THAT the correct response to someone telling you "Yeah, it's gonna be hard to get over him, but he wasn't good for you. It's not gonna feel like it at first, but you'll be better without him, and you'll thrive when you find someone who actually cares about you."?
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Like seriously, in what world is THAT the correct response to someone telling you "Yeah, it's gonna be hard to get over him, but he wasn't good for you. It's not gonna feel like it at first, but you'll be better without him, and you'll thrive when you find someone who actually cares about you."?
Hey Betty I'm going to glue your carpet to your ceiling. I'm going to throw your furniture in a lake. I'm going to sow salt in your garden. I'm going to do every petty and annoying thing you can imagine to make your life more annoying without ever actually *hurting you*. Because that IS who I am.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Hey Betty I'm going to glue your carpet to your ceiling. I'm going to throw your furniture in a lake. I'm going to sow salt in your garden. I'm going to do every petty and annoying thing you can imagine to make your life more annoying without ever actually *hurting you*. Because that IS who I am.
Right? Right? I even went "Mikan! Mikan! Mikan!" in this whisper-shout so as to not scare her.
But then she rolled a little and one fell off the other and booped her on the nose and scared her.
Maybe when she's older we'll try again, but not while it's likely to scare her!
But then she rolled a little and one fell off the other and booped her on the nose and scared her.
Maybe when she's older we'll try again, but not while it's likely to scare her!
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Right? Right? I even went "Mikan! Mikan! Mikan!" in this whisper-shout so as to not scare her.
But then she rolled a little and one fell off the other and booped her on the nose and scared her.
Maybe when she's older we'll try again, but not while it's likely to scare her!
But then she rolled a little and one fell off the other and booped her on the nose and scared her.
Maybe when she's older we'll try again, but not while it's likely to scare her!
Meanwhile Grey is fine with me touching stuff as long as I promise to not balance more plastic tangerines on his baby's head.
(They were all hollow, and child-safe plastic. But she got scared when they fell over. So easy agreement to come to.)
(They were all hollow, and child-safe plastic. But she got scared when they fell over. So easy agreement to come to.)
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Meanwhile Grey is fine with me touching stuff as long as I promise to not balance more plastic tangerines on his baby's head.
(They were all hollow, and child-safe plastic. But she got scared when they fell over. So easy agreement to come to.)
(They were all hollow, and child-safe plastic. But she got scared when they fell over. So easy agreement to come to.)
Yeah, you'd probably get along. I think he mostly just liked when people were willing to learn? Or to engage in things as a mental exercise.
Last I checked he's still alive, but I don't usually visit Grey when he's over at his house, because the temptation to touch the guy's stuff is HUGE.
Last I checked he's still alive, but I don't usually visit Grey when he's over at his house, because the temptation to touch the guy's stuff is HUGE.
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Yeah, you'd probably get along. I think he mostly just liked when people were willing to learn? Or to engage in things as a mental exercise.
Last I checked he's still alive, but I don't usually visit Grey when he's over at his house, because the temptation to touch the guy's stuff is HUGE.
Last I checked he's still alive, but I don't usually visit Grey when he's over at his house, because the temptation to touch the guy's stuff is HUGE.
Entirely possible! Guy got along strangely well with Silvers... Ooooor at least with Grey and a certain other line. It seemed to be dependent on how much someone was willing to sit and watch versus going around touching all his things.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Entirely possible! Guy got along strangely well with Silvers... Ooooor at least with Grey and a certain other line. It seemed to be dependent on how much someone was willing to sit and watch versus going around touching all his things.
Incredibly! He was also already tall as all hell, and made himself taller. Funny thing? He was a science sort. Even designed my current arm - and Grey's. Guy saw an opportunity with the raptor legs and took it!
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Incredibly! He was also already tall as all hell, and made himself taller. Funny thing? He was a science sort. Even designed my current arm - and Grey's. Guy saw an opportunity with the raptor legs and took it!
Knew a guy who lost both legs and installed raptor legs. Could swap them out for human ones, but needed about 10 mins.
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Knew a guy who lost both legs and installed raptor legs. Could swap them out for human ones, but needed about 10 mins.
Hmmm Sounds like that's a thing you should do later, then... A shame. I only have one mechanical arm, but pulling it out is sometimes time consuming and it's an *arm*, a leg feels waaay harder.
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hmmm Sounds like that's a thing you should do later, then... A shame. I only have one mechanical arm, but pulling it out is sometimes time consuming and it's an *arm*, a leg feels waaay harder.
((No problems <3
Yeahhh. Tbh I think the dogged determination is... Really uncomfortable. Like maybe I'm missing something and he's actually *hurt* someone rather than just like things in distasteful ways, but when I see the dunking it's always only ever about the latter so...? Uncomf.))
Yeahhh. Tbh I think the dogged determination is... Really uncomfortable. Like maybe I'm missing something and he's actually *hurt* someone rather than just like things in distasteful ways, but when I see the dunking it's always only ever about the latter so...? Uncomf.))
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
((No problems <3
Yeahhh. Tbh I think the dogged determination is... Really uncomfortable. Like maybe I'm missing something and he's actually *hurt* someone rather than just like things in distasteful ways, but when I see the dunking it's always only ever about the latter so...? Uncomf.))
Yeahhh. Tbh I think the dogged determination is... Really uncomfortable. Like maybe I'm missing something and he's actually *hurt* someone rather than just like things in distasteful ways, but when I see the dunking it's always only ever about the latter so...? Uncomf.))
((VERY OFTEN. There's a reason I have Clive jump on stuff Lep says often, and it's because so many of the posts make me smile and laugh!))
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
((VERY OFTEN. There's a reason I have Clive jump on stuff Lep says often, and it's because so many of the posts make me smile and laugh!))