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🧚‍♀️VioletMusing🧚‍♀️(Jellybean Socrates)
@violetmusing.bsky.social
It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. #INFJ Memento Mori
I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2

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Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
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Maybe you would feel better if you fucked off.
Humor me
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Ohhp!
Three empty bubbles?
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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I’d consider hanging around other people for you.
November 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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If the Northern Lights and Southern Lights touch at the equator, all of the ghosts will eacape.
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946
January 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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um
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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What’s it called when you're smart but everything you do is fucking stupid?
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The sads are a necessary evil.
November 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I'm just here for the confusing skeets.
a woman in a blue sweater is looking at another woman
Alt: a woman in a blue sweater is looking very confused.
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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One day I’ll be able to shitpost like the rest of you. Until then, you'll get more profound nonsense.
August 3, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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When two people start arguing in my replies about something other than the original topic
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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I could really go for a hallucination right now to brighten things up.
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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I like to pretend I'm being shunned instead of acknowledging the fact that my skeets suck
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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should be a snack bar button on this site
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I’m banning all mentions of we didn’t start the fire in my replies billy joel knows what he did
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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The devil, having tired of the details, is in the depression
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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More snacks, less people.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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All my recipes are for disaster.
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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"When it closed its jaw, I felt the pressure of the bite, and then, after what I think was a second, it opened it again and it let me go"
#weird #weirdnews #ocean #nature
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Biologist bitten in head by shark hopes to meet animal again
Despite having worked with sharks for 30 years, Mexican Mauricio Hoyos never thought he would encounter one so close up.
www.bbc.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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When do you think, we’ll all grow out of this?
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM