— FLOWEY THE FLOWER
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— FLOWEY THE FLOWER
@vinefriend.bsky.social
You really ARE an idiot.

{ WRITTEN BY OMEN }
{ 18+ }
{ The pellets make contact. }

... uhm
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Nope! But I know youuu.

I'll give it to you, you're really good at disappointing people. Especially dear old Dad. But oh, I won't take up any more of your time. You're not.of any use to me.

{ Flowey leaves. }
November 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
D i e .

{ They FLIE inward. }
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
That's too bad.

{ Pellets surround Kris. }
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
... so?
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Nothing you need to worry about, "buddy".
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
... Ohhhh. I get it.

Alright. How about this?
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Howdy.
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hehe. Really funny, pal.

Hand. It. Over.
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It's just fascinating. You don't seem to care about other's feelings.

Do you? It wouldn't surprise me if you didn't. After all, no one cares for YOU.
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Well, thanks, "buddy"! Hand it over.
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Well, golly! I'm Flowey! Flowey, the Flower!
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You shouldn't speak that way for someone with a soul to take.
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
You REALLY should watch what you say. People might think you don't care.
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Well, golly! Keep it to yourself.
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Little bitch. Look at you. Can't absorb the sun to grow
November 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
...

{ The smallest eye twitch. }
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Wh- Ew.

{ Flowey dodged it pretty easily. They seem unphased. }

... cool. Now you're down an arm. Good jooob.
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM