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Bah pfff voilà
two small rooms in the V&A but still totally worth the schelp across pre-Xmas London to see the dazzling painterly Lucas mezzotints. Not a happy show, somehow: Constable kvetching about his work, constantly. Lucas died a pauper.
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I’ve done this one more-or-less annually since ‘97 and it’s a take-no-prisoners, black metal type of xmas cake. This year, to try to keep things lighter (and because nobody else will eat this), I did a hybrid Mary Berry ‘Victorian’ cake with added \m/ from this recipe.
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 AM
sick-of-my-shit #3385 is a Christmas cake and this year it’s 1] lighter than the Slater I’ve been doing since year dot and 2] probably too late but heck: fruitcake.
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
never heard of this saint: #keming
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
oh, and the shadows 👌
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
loved the buzz from the coloured ground (electric blue, fluo green, bright orange) erupting where the edges of all those ecru, oatmeal, taupe &c slabs of ‘ordinary’ met.
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
the Wayne Thiebaud exhibition is a really good reveal of a painter who had worked in a commercial artist/illustrator environment. Lots of ‘knocked out marker rough’ energy here.
November 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
small (but chunky) is the Esher, the smallest of the unloved ‘Surrey’ range. I got them in the ‘80s but haven’t had acces to them for a decade, so it’s nice to have them back for a tinker.
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
tryna oxalic acid the stains out of a pair of old Tannoys and sort of losing my nerve.
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Influenced by?
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Charged this for 912242152 hours and it works again! *grooves to ABC remixes* erm
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Detail from a woodcut! (Nordic Noir exhibition)
November 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
in some kind of simulation w/ glitching
November 2, 2025 at 12:08 PM
: ) thank you (my apple cake pictured)
the pear recipe allowed for some crunch, and these are Conference, soooo…
November 2, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Peterborough most days:
October 31, 2025 at 10:48 AM
and the trees. Oof.
October 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
a pic of my mother from the mid-70s that turned up among some art-school-portfolio flotsam as I moved. I’ve dragged a lot of the same stuff around all my life, I have practically no pics of my parents.
October 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
🇺🇦 dark chocolate with cheese, makes it kinda butterscotchy Caramac’y but in a good way.
October 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
oh, the fragility
October 20, 2025 at 8:25 AM
triumphant hot bath with a Heaps Quiet XPA* in what we must call “The New Place” (BN2 to N19 over the next 48 hrs).

*Aussie < 0.5%
October 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Rei (2.1) checking out boards. I love his low, hand-planty, style here. It’s well Dogtown.
October 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
October 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I thought: “shall I ride my bike or swim at Clissold or both or…” and the ‘or…’ turns out to be face down in potato gozleme from LahmaChino.
October 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Counterpoint: I just saw a peahen(?) either on its big city commute, or horribly lost.
October 10, 2025 at 8:56 AM
crazy low-tide scenes at Brighton right now. I am going miss mornings here.
October 9, 2025 at 6:48 AM