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New chocolate factory, same bad egg
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Veruca's Alt
@verucas-alt.bsky.social
· Mar 16
Yeah, like any of us are "popular with friends."
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Another disgusting day in a disgusting country led by perverts. Embarrassing
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Another disgusting day in a disgusting country led by perverts. Embarrassing
Mercury is in retrograde, in case you were wondering if I'm telling people off again.
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Mercury is in retrograde, in case you were wondering if I'm telling people off again.
If no one is around to worship the wagon, did I even wear bootie-shorts?
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If no one is around to worship the wagon, did I even wear bootie-shorts?
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Peace of mind is the most important thing to me.
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Peace of mind is the most important thing to me.
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I found a giant cockroach in my sandwich. That's what I get for eating in a Kafkateria.
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I found a giant cockroach in my sandwich. That's what I get for eating in a Kafkateria.
So the national guard can be used to terrorize citizens but not help get food aid to them, I see.
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
So the national guard can be used to terrorize citizens but not help get food aid to them, I see.
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Yep. Just checked. I’m still officially a crabby pants.
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Yep. Just checked. I’m still officially a crabby pants.
Time to download my people-tolerating software aka coffee.
November 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Time to download my people-tolerating software aka coffee.
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I have a paper towel habit of someone who is much more wealthy 😂
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I have a paper towel habit of someone who is much more wealthy 😂
That wine hits on an empty stomach.
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
That wine hits on an empty stomach.
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"Believe me, sweetie, I got enough to feed the needy"
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"Believe me, sweetie, I got enough to feed the needy"
Pulling a Julia Child and having a little wine at 11 am while I'm cooking.
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Pulling a Julia Child and having a little wine at 11 am while I'm cooking.
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Doggy style so I can sign my divorce papers
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Doggy style so I can sign my divorce papers
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*noises from inside the refrigerator
IT'S ALRIGHT I'M OK
IT'S ALRIGHT I'M OK
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
*noises from inside the refrigerator
IT'S ALRIGHT I'M OK
IT'S ALRIGHT I'M OK
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I feel like 95% of our elected officials are 100% out of touch with where average Americans are at, feel, and think.
November 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I feel like 95% of our elected officials are 100% out of touch with where average Americans are at, feel, and think.
Getting high, otherwise I just might criticize.
November 11, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Getting high, otherwise I just might criticize.
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well well well if it isn’t the same bullshit a different day
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
well well well if it isn’t the same bullshit a different day
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We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
November 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
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Calgon never took me away
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Calgon never took me away
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Hobbies include: Ignoring sell-by dates and Food Poisoning.
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Hobbies include: Ignoring sell-by dates and Food Poisoning.
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Wait, it's a work day?
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Wait, it's a work day?