He's going to force-feed that newborn water, isn't he? Something tragic is unavoidable at this point.

I gather it's actual physical agony to take a chance on a state school writer who's funny and compassionate and has actual life experience beyond 'fostering ever-increasing disgust', but it is possible. I promise. Dream the impossible dream, yeah?

I am ready to go full Obesity Red October if someone tries to serve me a Lady Portion

Obesity Tsar suggests the existence of Obesity Rasptutin

The way he tells it, there were a million ways you could be harmed in that circle and the game was recklessly opening yourself up to all of them. He found reasons to live, and left.

A good friend was involved in the Californian Satanism scene with LaVey's son, and he knew he had to leave when people started bringing babies to the parties. Not to harm them - just couldn't get childcare. Consensually drinking blood suddenly feels super weird when someone is rocking a baby.

I love this! I admit I'd have no idea what to do in that situation.

ARGH!